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InvisibleSwami
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Are Aliens Sick Perverts?
    #1574470 - 05/24/03 02:00 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

From Genesis: And the sons of God found the daughters of man to be fair...

What would you think of a human who screws a ewe? (Hence the modern day term "fuck you", but I digress...) We would call him a sick bastard. (Well, most of us would, but you "animal lovers" know who you are!)

So what are we to think when aliens come down to planet earth and bang female chimps (Hmmm, there is a strip club in town called "Cheetah's. Coincidence? I don't think so!) to create a hybrid off-spring? Is there no shame?





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OfflineDogomush
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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
    #1574531 - 05/24/03 02:42 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

I never thought of somebody who wants to screw our species as a practitioner of bestiality until now. Is fuck you really fuck ewe? That's funny shit if it is.


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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
    #1574542 - 05/24/03 02:52 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

I only do it with humanoids.


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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
    #1574553 - 05/24/03 03:01 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Hey, everyone's got a fetish...


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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
    #1574563 - 05/24/03 03:09 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

The aliens I encountered during my 7 tabs of LSD, were sick perverts. We had sexual visions with the aliens, and it was like we were having a galactic mind orgy.


Edited by Earth_Droid (05/24/03 03:11 PM)


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Anonymous

Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
    #1574581 - 05/24/03 03:21 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

maybe sex isn't "dirty" to aliens.


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OfflineMurex
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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: ]
    #1574772 - 05/24/03 05:35 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)


If an alien was hot, I'd fuck her.  :smirk:


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Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?



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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Murex]
    #1574776 - 05/24/03 05:38 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

When the aliens show up I'll introduce myself as "Earthcock"


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InvisibleinfidelGOD
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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Murex]
    #1574787 - 05/24/03 05:44 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

aliens give the most amazing head


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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: infidelGOD]
    #1574790 - 05/24/03 05:47 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Not the Mantids.  :crazy:


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?



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Anonymous

Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Murex]
    #1574811 - 05/24/03 06:04 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Yikes.


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Murex]
    #1574979 - 05/24/03 08:00 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, I hate the female Mantids. They kill you and eat you after they mate.


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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
    #1575213 - 05/24/03 10:25 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

That's half the fun!


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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
    #1575316 - 05/24/03 11:08 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Come to think of it, I do remember waking up with intergalatic 1 dollar bills in my underwear.


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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: TackleBerry]
    #1575352 - 05/24/03 11:32 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Them Grey Zeta chicks are too thin- They gots pertty eyes thow. My cock prakticaly cut this one Zeta-chick in half. I was a bit rough I must admit, and broke her leg. She telepathicaly called me a shit-eating assfuck and she limped away to her ship. She knew it was an accident, but she must have told her brother back on Actatus wahat happened. Two nights later I'm getting probed for 9 hours streight.


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?



Edited by Murex (05/24/03 11:33 PM)


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Anonymous

Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Murex]
    #1575366 - 05/24/03 11:45 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

:grin:

You guys!  That is the first serious laugh I have had in two days.

Don't ask why.


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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: ]
    #1575473 - 05/25/03 01:07 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

because you were the probe operator?


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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
    #1575754 - 05/25/03 03:22 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

lol swami that's funny..

what a bunch of WEIRDOS comin down here and probing us and shit :wink: rofl


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Strumpling]
    #1575831 - 05/25/03 04:23 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

I try, really try, to start a serious debate, and what do I get?


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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
    #1575944 - 05/25/03 08:39 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Pleaidian Chicks know how to do it right!
The Tantra is Out-Of-This-World!



Edited by Shroomism (05/25/03 08:42 AM)


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