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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
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Quote:
From Genesis:  And the sons of God found the daughters of man to be fair...



That was the Nephilim by the way...aka Annunaki.  :wink: 


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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Shroomism]
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We be the Chimpanzee 1%ers.Outlaw monkey gangs,forever outcast by an illegitimate past.Now like rebels with out a clue we hunt for satisfaction as those who fosterd our beginning watch and probe us for clues to our success in spite of our warlike heritage.
Our bastard race is shuffled off to an obscure arm of the milky way and allowed to culture as a pertri dish,the way a microbiologist shuffles a curiously spoiled experiment to see how it turns out.
Our scientist has a plan though he has seeded the dish with organisms which can take our awareness from the plate and into the realm of the scientist.Now if one of your cultures began to "question" your existance and analyze you, your curiosity would keep you from tossing the jar eh?
And yes they are monkey fuckin' perverts for using a meat syringe to inocculate "the daughters of men" with a hot beef injection.
Thanks DAD! I hope to someday return the favor to your daughters someday,if I can get past the ugly ass bitches you all call your Hoes.No wonder them chimps looked good after seeing your ole' ladies.......FEH!
This has been a public service anouncement brought to you by WR,The Annunaki's biggest asshole bastard child(LOL)


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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
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I've completed a succesful breeding program with an alien female.


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To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.'  Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence.  Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains.  Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.

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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
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Earth chicks are easy!


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Be all and you'll be to end all

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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: mntlfngrs]
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i always wanted to fuck a hot alien chick, i would fuck her brains out.


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enjoy the entertaining indentity i have constructed for you while you can.

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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: atomikfunksoldier]
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hmm...i've always found aliens to be very attractive.
and as for relating it to beasteality...
if...'both partners' are willing...than wahts the prolbem...it's a little different cause both sides would be able to choose, whear as lets say a dog, wouldnt' be.

and who knows...mabey thoses humans really wanted to get 'porbed' just to ashamed to admit it, heh


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What fun is it in Nirvana while other beings are suffering?

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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: soylent_green]
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I got salaminallia once from an alien. I actually realized that I could have gotten something worse. I mean freakishly worse- like penis rot or Ass flem...er, I donno man, their freakin aliens man, you never know what kinda alien dissease they gots!

:crazy:


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Murex]
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Salaminallia or salmonella?

Whatever... I wouldn't want either.


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Note: In desperate need of a cure...

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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Sclorch]
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I just tossed some nice pink salmonella steaks on the BBQ...


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The proof is in the pudding.

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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Swami]
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Damn you... my Memorial Day Cookout doesn't start for another 30 minutes.
I think my stomach just growled at you.


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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Sclorch]
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MMMMMMMM........Salmon the other pink meat;) :grin:
Now Salmon Ella she was this butt ugly Inuit Indian woman who used to babysit me as a child....well that's awhole different story :tongue: WR :wink:


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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: whiterasta]
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Watch it with the Native anecdotes. :wink:

:grin:

It is good that you are posting with us.

Cheers,

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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: ]
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How was that bad? Is there no such thing as an ugly native amerikan?


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


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Re: Are Aliens Sick Perverts? [Re: Murex]
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See the heart icon and the wink?

That means I really like him and I was teasing.

How is your forum doing?

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