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Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety?
#14022150 - 02/24/11 07:56 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I don't think I have the stones for it. I would rather pretend that lettuce is the only worthy vegetable.
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
#14022204 - 02/24/11 08:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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You should have broccoli anxiety, its very difficult for the human body to break down. Enzymes and bacteria do the job for you.
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
#14022255 - 02/24/11 08:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Pickles. That's what gives me anxiety. I'd rather golf than eat one.
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
#14022276 - 02/24/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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That's because broccoli is from the devil. Eating it raw causes gayness and other un-natural feelings. It's probably okay for a woman to eat it because according to the Precious Garland of Nagarjuna they are already filthy creatures.
"Most attachment to women comes from the belief that womens bodies are pure. But in actuality there is no purity in a womans body at all.
Her mouth is a vessel of impurity, with putrid saliva and gunk between her teeth; Her nose is a pot of snot, phlegm and mucous, and her eyes contain eye-slime and tears.
Her torso is a container of excrement, holding urine, the lungs, liver and such. The confused do not see that a woman is such; thus, they lust after her body.
Like unknowing persons, who have become attached to an ornamented vessel filled with filth, Unknowing and worldly beings are attached to women."
I cannot prove it, but I suspect Nagarjuna was a broccoli eater.
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: Rahz]
#14023378 - 02/25/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I suspect Nagarjuna was probably also a homosexual.
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: deCypher]
#14023763 - 02/25/11 01:51 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Man it was a nightmare when my parents made me eat that.
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: OrgoneConclusion] 1
#14023879 - 02/25/11 03:01 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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you must face your broccoli anxiety. embrace the broccoli. touch the broccoli. make love to the broccoli. nibble on its many greeneries. steam it in a hot bath to get it moist, ripened for the picking. breathe in its warm, humid fumes. succumb to its warmth. succumb to the broccoli. you must eat the broccoli.

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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: Rahz]
#14024058 - 02/25/11 05:38 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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This makes since as I eat the stuff almost every day.
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: Icelander]
#14028016 - 02/25/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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broccoli, good in thai stir fry
but lettuce the only worthy vegetable? idgi, do you live on an iceberg?
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: Diploid]
#14028118 - 02/25/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Diploid said: Pickles. That's what gives me anxiety.

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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: Kickle]
#14028808 - 02/26/11 02:33 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Spinach was the worst, that and squash. It was so fucking torture to eat veggies as a kid, but then i learned the technique of holding the nose with hand while i chew cause smell is most of Taste btw and when you cut off smell you can barely test the veggies
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: WScott]
#14029417 - 02/26/11 09:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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WScott said: broccoli, good in thai stir fry
but lettuce the only worthy vegetable? idgi, do you live on an iceberg?
I almost never eat lettuce. It's basically worthless imo.
Broccoli, cabbage, parsley, dandelion, carrot and carrot greens, beet, beet greens, celery, peas. I eat these in quantity most every day and mostly raw. I eat more parsley in a day than most people do in a year. I also eat wheat grass juice but that ain't vegetable really.
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: p4kSouL]
#14029427 - 02/26/11 09:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've got a friend who hooks me up with an all in one biscuit. It's got every nutrient the body needs and you can get it in various flavours. I only need to eat 5 per day but it depends on your size.
Anyone interested?
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: durantz]
#14029453 - 02/26/11 09:21 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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link please. It used to be my job to evaluate these types of products.
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: Icelander]
#14029480 - 02/26/11 09:28 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: durantz]
#14029611 - 02/26/11 10:01 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah that's what I thought. Your claims here are mostly bs imo.
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: Icelander]
#14029660 - 02/26/11 10:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dandelion? Hippie.
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: Rahz]
#14029918 - 02/26/11 11:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's because broccoli is from the devil. Eating it raw causes gayness and other un-natural feelings. It's probably okay for a woman to eat it because according to the Precious Garland of Nagarjuna they are already filthy creatures.
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Her torso is a container of excrement, holding urine, the lungs, liver and such. The confused do not see that a woman is such; thus, they lust after her body.
Girls don't fart or shit k ? Get it straight.
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: jivJaN]
#14030039 - 02/26/11 11:52 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I used to not like broccoli, but i love it if it's made like this:
If you don't like the taste, try overcooking (so it's soft) it then pour over some peanut oil. Don't forget the salt!
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: VituGhazy]
#14030076 - 02/26/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Mmmm! I rove a good steamed broccori!
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