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Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety?
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I don't think I have the stones for it. I would rather pretend that lettuce is the only worthy vegetable.


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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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You should have broccoli anxiety, its very difficult for the human body to break down. Enzymes and bacteria do the job for you.

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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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Pickles. That's what gives me anxiety. I'd rather golf than eat one.

Yick!

:ugh:



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Republican Values:

1) You can't get married to your spouse who is the same sex as you.
2) You can't have an abortion no matter how much you don't want a child.
3) You can't have a certain plant in your possession or you'll get locked up with a rapist and a murderer.

4) We need a smaller, less-intrusive government.

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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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That's because broccoli is from the devil. Eating it raw causes gayness and other un-natural feelings. It's probably okay for a woman to eat it because according to the Precious Garland of Nagarjuna they are already filthy creatures.

"Most attachment to women comes from
the belief that womens bodies are pure.
But in actuality there is no purity
in a womans body at all.

Her mouth is a vessel of impurity,
with putrid saliva and gunk between her teeth;
Her nose is a pot of snot, phlegm and mucous,
and her eyes contain eye-slime and tears.

Her torso is a container of excrement,
holding urine, the lungs, liver and such.
The confused do not see that a woman is such;
thus, they lust after her body.

Like unknowing persons, who have become attached
to an ornamented vessel filled with filth,
Unknowing and worldly beings
are attached to women."

I cannot prove it, but I suspect Nagarjuna was a broccoli eater.


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rahz

comfort pleasure power love     truth awareness peace I am      I feel      I do     I love  I speak    I see    I know

why there is reality and patterned, law-like consistency at all, rather than noise or non-reality is not a question physics answers. It's a question physics presupposes an answer to in order to provide other answers.

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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: Rahz]
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I suspect Nagarjuna was probably also a homosexual.


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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: deCypher]
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Man it was a nightmare when my parents made me eat that.

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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: OrgoneConclusion] * 1
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you must face your broccoli anxiety. embrace the broccoli. touch the broccoli. make love to the broccoli. nibble on its many greeneries. steam it in a hot bath to get it moist, ripened for the picking. breathe in its warm, humid fumes. succumb to its warmth. succumb to the broccoli. you must eat the broccoli.

:assimilate:



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:fbsnugs::fbsnugs::fbsnugs:
Hasta siempre, comandante.
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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: Rahz]
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This makes since as I eat the stuff almost every day.:hellfire:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: Icelander]
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broccoli, good in thai stir fry

but lettuce the only worthy vegetable? idgi, do you live on an iceberg?


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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: Diploid]
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Diploid said:
Pickles. That's what gives me anxiety.
:ugh:



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Why shouldn't the truth be stranger than fiction?
Fiction, after all, has to make sense. -- Mark Twain

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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: Kickle]
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Spinach was the worst, that and squash. It was so fucking torture to eat veggies as a kid, but then i learned the technique of holding the nose with hand while i chew cause smell is most of Taste btw and when you cut off smell you can barely test the veggies :tongue:

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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: WScott]
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WScott said:
broccoli, good in thai stir fry

but lettuce the only worthy vegetable? idgi, do you live on an iceberg?



I almost never eat lettuce. It's basically worthless imo.

Broccoli, cabbage, parsley, dandelion, carrot and carrot greens, beet, beet greens, celery, peas.  I eat these in quantity most every day and mostly raw.  I eat more parsley in a day than most people do in a year.  I also eat wheat grass juice but that ain't vegetable really.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: p4kSouL]
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I've got a friend who hooks me up with an all in one biscuit. It's got every nutrient the body needs and you can get it in various flavours. I only need to eat 5 per day but it depends on your size.

Anyone interested?

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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: durantz]
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link please.  It used to be my job to evaluate these types of products.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: Icelander]
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sure here is it http://www.ifooledicelander.com

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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: durantz]
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Yeah that's what I thought. Your claims here are mostly bs imo.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: Icelander]
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Dandelion? Hippie. :hippie:


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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: Rahz]
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Quote:
That's because broccoli is from the devil. Eating it raw causes gayness and other un-natural feelings. It's probably okay for a woman to eat it because according to the Precious Garland of Nagarjuna they are already filthy creatures.


BAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
:laugh2:


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Her torso is a container of excrement,
holding urine, the lungs, liver and such.
The confused do not see that a woman is such;
thus, they lust after her body.


Girls don't fart or shit k ?
Get it straight.


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All my posts in this forum are strictly fictional.
They are derived from an acute mental illness , from which i am forced to lie compulsively.
I have never induced any kind of mind altering substance in my life  and i have no intentions whatsoever of doing anything illegal.
If I have ever suggested such a thing it would have most likely been , due to my personality disorder and i probably do not remember it at all..

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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: jivJaN]
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I used to not like broccoli, but i love it if it's made like this:

If you don't like the taste, try overcooking (so it's soft) it then pour over some peanut oil. Don't forget the salt!

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Re: Is is time to discuss the ultimate taboo: Broccoli Anxiety? [Re: VituGhazy]
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Mmmm! I rove a good steamed broccori!


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