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The worst part about jail
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is having to take out your piercing for the duration when you know it's a pain in the ass to put it back in not even thirty minutes later.


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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: destructo_low]
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I think the anal raping is the worst part about jail... but that's just my opinion


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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: destructo_low]
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I thought it was the big dicks in your ass but to each there own i guess.:shrug:

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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: stuntmanmike]
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stuntmanmike said:
I thought it was the big dicks in your ass but to each there own i guess.:shrug:


I wouldnt narrow it down to big dicks...


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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: danlennon3]
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Oh, you poor thing.


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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: danlennon3]
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Happy birthday dude. Well luckily, I wasn't anal raped. I think I could hold my own and defend against any anal raping. You sound like you went to jail on the wrong side of town though. :smilingpuppy: I did however have to squat, spread my cheeks, and cough in front of a burly black man while he stared at my brown eye.


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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: danlennon3]
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danlennon3 said:
stuntmanmike said:
I thought it was the big dicks in your ass but to each there own i guess.:shrug:


I wouldnt narrow it down to big dicks...


haha good point any dick in the ass...

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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: destructo_low]
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destructo_low said:
Happy birthday dude. Well luckily, I wasn't anal raped. I think I could hold my own and defend against any anal raping. You sound like you went to jail on the wrong side of town though. :smilingpuppy: I did however have to squat, spread my cheeks, and cough in front of a burly black man while he stared at my brown eye.


I have never been to jail.... But I still stand by my decision!


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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: destructo_low]
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destructo_low said:
Happy birthday dude. Well luckily, I wasn't anal raped. I think I could hold my own and defend against any anal raping. You sound like you went to jail on the wrong side of town though. :smilingpuppy: I did however have to squat, spread my cheeks, and cough in front of a burly black man while he stared at my brown eye.


Why?


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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: The Vapor]
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has anyone here been to jail. do they really anal sex you there? or is that myth?


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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: L-Shroom-D]
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You don't have to go to jail for that:awedrugs:


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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: nicechrisman]
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nicechrisman said:
You don't have to go to jail for that:awedrugs:


they stil rape n eerbody out he ah?


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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: The Vapor]
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The Vapor said:
destructo_low said:
Happy birthday dude. Well luckily, I wasn't anal raped. I think I could hold my own and defend against any anal raping. You sound like you went to jail on the wrong side of town though. :smilingpuppy: I did however have to squat, spread my cheeks, and cough in front of a burly black man while he stared at my brown eye.


Why?


They have to make sure you aren't hiding drugs in your ass and sneaking them in or hiding them to avoid prosecution. I doubt they would pop out just from coughing though.


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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: destructo_low]
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The worst part about jail is wanting to take a shower but you have not got your shower shoes yet. You don't want to stand in that shit...  :sperm:

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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: destructo_low]
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If you got stuck in a drunk tank, yea, that would be the worst part. But seriously, im pretty sure its the anal rape...no anal rape please


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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: bloodsheen]
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Dude it is jail not prison. You and your rape fantasies. :scat:

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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: destructo_low]
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The worst part about prison?

The dementors.












Edited by noticeofeviction (01/06/11 09:08 PM)

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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: L-Shroom-D]
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L-Shroom-D said:
has anyone here been to jail. do they really anal sex you there? or is that myth?


To be anal fucked would be incredibly unlikely. Maybe in prison where you're in the cell for long amounts of time with the other person without guards around often, but in jail there are usually enough officers around and in the cells, at least in the jail I was in, they have a button you can press to call attention to the warden desk, and it tells him exactly which cell it is that is calling.


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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: destructo_low]
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there's no rim on the toilet, you know


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Re: The worst part about jail [Re: noticeofeviction]
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noticeofeviction said:
The worst part about prison?

The dementors.




I really really hope your inclusion of Steve had something to do with the dementors comment. Otherwise you should probably go to bed b/c you have fucking unicorn class in the morning faggot


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