Anonymous #6 said:

you idiot, youre supposed to scrape it up with your fingers/nails then wipe your hands with the toilet paper. geez, how old are you?

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Anonymous #3 said:

I'd be freaked out because apparantly accordingt to some you are supposed to wipe sitting down.  But the mechanics of this mystifies me.  So, for ages I have been horrified of someone seeing me wipe.  Because I might be doing it all wrong.  I think maybe I saw my mother wipe her vagina and that reinforced early on the sitting approach.  But I still can't get how a guy actually wipes while sitting.  SO, I stand.  The thing about standing is the distance from the shit paper to the toilet bowel.  There is room to miss.  Once I was in a public room with an occupant in the next stall.  I dropped the shitty paper and it rolled over by his shoe just on the other side of the stall divider.  I felt obligated to reach for it and i was going to grab a small corner and just as I did, he scooted the paper into my hand.  THis was bad because I wound up with a lot of shit in my hand.

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Anonymous #9 said:

Anonymous #3 said:

I'd be freaked out because apparantly accordingt to some you are supposed to wipe sitting down.  But the mechanics of this mystifies me.  So, for ages I have been horrified of someone seeing me wipe.  Because I might be doing it all wrong.  I think maybe I saw my mother wipe her vagina and that reinforced early on the sitting approach.  But I still can't get how a guy actually wipes while sitting.  SO, I stand.  The thing about standing is the distance from the shit paper to the toilet bowel.  There is room to miss.  Once I was in a public room with an occupant in the next stall.  I dropped the shitty paper and it rolled over by his shoe just on the other side of the stall divider.  I felt obligated to reach for it and i was going to grab a small corner and just as I did, he scooted the paper into my hand.  THis was bad because I wound up with a lot of shit in my hand.

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Im the exact opposite, I do not get the mechanics of wiping while standing up, It makes absolutly no sense to me whatsoever. When sitting on the toilet with your legs apart your asshole is spread nicly and in reach.. When standing its closed and further away and also you have shit now above your legs and trousers then directly above the water in the toilet bowel?

when Im sitting the route to my sphincter is not blocked to my arsecheeks but when I stand It is. Are you talking about standing or kinda squat standing with your knees bent? that just sounds really unnessisary and uncomfortable.

Now, heres a thing, GIRLS , because of their vajayjay's wipe from front to back. For boys it doesnt matter. I take about two sheets tissue and put my hand between my legs and do a wipe that takes off most of whats there. Then I use single sheets to wipe working towards the asshole. Then I use a sheet and wipe that specificaly. Then I give it a once over with a single sheet and make sure thats clean and then thats it, flush, wash hands, done.

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Anonymous #3 said:

I guess I'm squeamish about putting my hand and arm down close to shit water.  And then there is my massive dong that just gets in the way of things.

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Anonymous #1 said:

Question 2. I have some white boxers and I always leave skid marks. I'm pretty sure in the army we get white boxers too. I always wipe till clear but they keep happening? How can I fix this?

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This is what they issue, specifically for nasty fucks like yourself.

Anonymous #2 said:

in the army they use bidets so there should be no worries bro

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Anonymous #7 said:

Both problems solved: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet

You're welcome.

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