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Anonymous #15

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7992043 - 02/07/08 02:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

around 4th or 5th grade i jacked off in the back of science class as we watched a movie.


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Anonymous #16

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7992347 - 02/07/08 03:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

in the back of a cube van at an industrial job site

driving cross country couple of times


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Anonymous #17

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7992525 - 02/07/08 04:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

driving down the highway, in an airplane bathroom, in the woods, in a bathroom at work, and i'm sure i'm forgetting some


i masturbate constantly


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Anonymous #7

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #7992640 - 02/07/08 04:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

airheads?


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Anonymous #6

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7993073 - 02/07/08 06:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

A bananna peel.
A hollowed out zuchini
Some times, I stick the head in my wifes add crack and jack off.


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Anonymous #18

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7993684 - 02/07/08 08:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous #19

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #7993970 - 02/07/08 09:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

the bathroom at every job I've ever had, driving at night 3 or 4 times, the back yard of my parents' house at night a few times...i beat off a lot


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Anonymous #3

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7993985 - 02/07/08 09:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

is your name carl?


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Anonymous #3

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7993991 - 02/07/08 09:17 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
is your name carl?




who is this?


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Anonymous #20

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7994011 - 02/07/08 09:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Disney world on the Its a small World ride.


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Anonymous #21

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7994153 - 02/07/08 10:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

in the washroom of the grocery store i worked at


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Anonymous #22

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #7994305 - 02/07/08 10:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

airplane bathroom. I got a handjob in a wheelchair bathroom at the movie theatre once. i jizzed all over the wall then watched the rest of the movie (i think it was click or something with adam sandler?)


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Anonymous #23

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #7994487 - 02/07/08 11:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

waffle house parking lot when i was about 14 or so. my dad and his ladyfriend went in to eat, i couldn't eat because of wrestling and i didn't want to be tempted, so i stayed in the car. got bored, so i jacked it into a fast food bag that was lying around.


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Anonymous #24

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #7994559 - 02/08/08 12:16 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

looking in various windows of my neighborhood

laying down in the middle of my street at 3am

inside a girls smoothie who i used to wanna fuck

anywhere I can do it and feel badass without getting caught


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Anonymous #25

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #7994711 - 02/08/08 01:52 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

In the bushes of a driveway where two people were fucking in a car.

Iraq.

Port-a-potties on a hunting ground in NC.

Driving across country, through a hole in my jeans.


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Anonymous #17

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #25]
    #7994798 - 02/08/08 02:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Iraq.





:rofl:


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Anonymous #25

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #7994800 - 02/08/08 02:51 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I beat off quite frequently in Iraq.. You never know if it'll be your last load.


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Anonymous #26

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7995026 - 02/08/08 06:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
One time I jerked off while driving in my car at night. Also I had drank about half a fifth of whiskey and was hitting a 40 in the car. No one was really on the freeway, though I was pretty obviously swerving




dobie?


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Anonymous #27

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #7995219 - 02/08/08 08:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

At a gas station where I worked.

I was 16 and working with a very hot chick. She would tease me sometimes just for fun.

One day I just got up, walked to the bathroom and took care of business.


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Anonymous #6

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #27]
    #7995782 - 02/08/08 10:57 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

In my wife's friend's bathroom, into the bottle of her shaving lotion..

so, everytime she shaved her twat, she had some of my man spooge on her twat. It was fucking genius...


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