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Anonymous #56

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #8394670 - 05/12/08 09:56 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Firstly, I am completely dismayed that these are the kind of sick fucks that I talk to all the time. :thumbdown:

Secondly, I have tried to do it while driving but it was too hard so parked in a park parking lot and did it in the park woods.


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Anonymous #20

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #56]
    #8394720 - 05/12/08 10:07 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

In line at white castle. I'm not even kidding either, I played pocket pool and I know for the fact the dude in front of me knew, I just didn't give a shit.


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Anonymous #28

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #56]
    #8395108 - 05/13/08 12:14 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Secondly, I have tried to do it while driving but it was too hard so parked in a park parking lot and did it in the park woods.




Ugh, your disgusting :thumbdown:


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Anonymous #54

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #8398464 - 05/13/08 08:51 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Why can't you guys just wait till you get home?


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Anonymous #57

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #8399175 - 05/13/08 11:18 PM (15 years, 8 months ago)

back of a school bus

parents bed

in front of my ex girlfriends mom while she did the same

in a bathroom getting my oil changed

in my car (tinted windows)


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Anonymous #58

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #34]
    #8399331 - 05/14/08 12:00 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Quote:


Anonymous said:
is your name carl?






Anonymous said:
who is this?







--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Paranoid someones watching you jerk ur shit.
You guys are funny as hell, I cant stop f*ck*ng Laughing!


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Anonymous #59

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #8399663 - 05/14/08 03:24 AM (15 years, 8 months ago)

School toilets whilst someone had severe diarrhea in the next cubical. It was kinda difficult


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Anonymous #60

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #8468241 - 05/31/08 06:20 PM (15 years, 7 months ago)

on a greyhound, not in the bathroom, with people all around me. no one knew either.


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Anonymous #61

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #57]
    #8469716 - 06/01/08 01:47 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
in front of my ex girlfriends mom while she did the same




wtf her mom jerked off too?! not my kind of party...

school/work bathroom


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Anonymous #62

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #61]
    #8469890 - 06/01/08 03:21 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

Well it sounds like my kind of party!


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Anonymous #63

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #62]
    #8470502 - 06/01/08 10:08 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

On a shitter in the middle of the night while in boot camp.

In the cole slaw of an annoying bitch my wife hangs with.


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Anonymous #64

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #63]
    #8470580 - 06/01/08 10:42 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

This thread made me laugh so hard I think I ripped my cooter.


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Anonymous #65

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #64]
    #8474001 - 06/02/08 07:06 AM (15 years, 7 months ago)

into my step mom's toaster.

fuck I hate that bitch.


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Anonymous #66

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #65]
    #9412071 - 12/11/08 10:58 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

In a deep forest.

In a quarry, between piles of stone rubble.


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Anonymous #67

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #66]
    #9412350 - 12/11/08 11:58 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

in a dream.


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Anonymous #68

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9412472 - 12/11/08 12:21 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Lets see...
Airport bathroom.
Airplane bathroom.
Government class, 7th grade.
Sex Ed class, 7th grade.
Middle school bathroom, right after sex ed class.
Out a window of a skyscraper in New York.
The Louvre in Paris.
The Anne Frank House, Amsterdam.
The woods. 

Is that weird?


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Anonymous #68

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #68]
    #9412478 - 12/11/08 12:22 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Also, into this bitch's shampoo, who used to date my friend.  Then I peed in her makeup and took a shit in her expensive Italian leather boots.  Then I melted her drivers license.

She shouldn't have taken the fucking X-box controllers from us.


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Anonymous #69

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #68]
    #9412574 - 12/11/08 12:42 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

:ebaY: shop for Toilet paper




:ilold:

In a outhouse


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Anonymous #70

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #69]
    #9412914 - 12/11/08 01:57 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

On airplanes for sure, what the hell else are those comfy blankets for?  At the houses of kids I was babysitting...not where they would see


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Anonymous #71

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #70]
    #9413025 - 12/11/08 02:21 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Ummm i don't really beat my meat like it owes money in very strange places...

Showers
My room

Thats about it:shrug:


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