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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Anonymous #85

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #84]
    #9559496 - 01/06/09 06:44 PM (15 years, 25 days ago)

I've jerked off when digging a whole for some pot plants....Jail, that sucks.......yet everyone does that....what else.....well, I don't get out much.


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Anonymous #83

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #85]
    #9568141 - 01/07/09 10:48 PM (15 years, 24 days ago)

Last night this post inspired me to touch myself in the car while my friend was inside getting us some blankets. He was gone for like 10 mins but I just went at it. . . I had done a shit load of DMT for like 4 hours straight and was really horny...so I did that and got off. Then I gave my friend head when he got in the car. it was definitely a hot experience. So now I can say I have touched my self in another place besides my home :wink:


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Anonymous #86

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #83]
    #9568272 - 01/07/09 11:16 PM (15 years, 24 days ago)

wow. your post makes me wanna spank it


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Anonymous #83

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #86]
    #9568606 - 01/08/09 12:28 AM (15 years, 24 days ago)

:wink:


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Anonymous #75

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #68]
    #9569210 - 01/08/09 05:30 AM (15 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #68 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #75 said:
I had sex in a porta-potty.




How much did she cost?




Zero, it was my girlfriend and we were really drunk :thumbup:


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Anonymous #9

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9570161 - 01/08/09 11:04 AM (15 years, 23 days ago)

grandma's house


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Anonymous #87

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #9570571 - 01/08/09 12:16 PM (15 years, 23 days ago)

In detention at middle school. It was truley the most amazing thing ive ever done.

First i went and got a bunch of tissues and pretended to blow my nose, however I only threw away 1 of them and pocketed the rest. When i went back to my seat I had a very large sweater that day....I put my arms inside it and proceeded to unzip my pants.

Heres how i Pulled it off, it took a while and I had to be very careful about my movements, but you know how some people bounce their leg (AKA Leg jiggling)? Thats what i did to cover up the motion. So all it did was look like i was cold, but in reality i managed to rub one out.

I can never fully describe how i did it, but it was truly an amazing day.


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Anonymous #88

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #87]
    #9574886 - 01/09/09 12:11 AM (15 years, 23 days ago)

in my car but got pulled over before i could finish i didn't even have time to zip or clean up:mad:


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Anonymous #89

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #10727042 - 07/23/09 01:43 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

roflcopter x2


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Anonymous #90

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #10727277 - 07/23/09 02:29 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

into a girl's sneakers while she was in the shower.


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Anonymous #91

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #69]
    #10727327 - 07/23/09 02:39 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #69 said:
Quote:

:ebaY: shop for Toilet paper




:ilold:





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Anonymous #6

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #91]
    #10727698 - 07/23/09 03:40 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

while swimming in a lake.


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Anonymous #92

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #10727948 - 07/23/09 04:24 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

In my seat on a transatlantic flight.
Thank you blankets and large jacket.

I've also gotten it from a gf while her dad drove us home from dinner :grin:


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Anonymous #54

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #92]
    #10727965 - 07/23/09 04:27 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I once got head on an overseas flight. Gives a whole new meaning to Snakes on a Plane. :rimshot:


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Anonymous #62

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #54]
    #10728039 - 07/23/09 04:41 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Anonymous #93

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #54]
    #10728043 - 07/23/09 04:41 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

In the backseat of the car while my mom and brother were in the front,at night,on the way back from grandmas house.I was about 14 and was super horned,plus I wanted to see if I could get by with it for some strange reason. And I used an old Jack in the Box paper/wax cup with the bottom poked out. :tongue:


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Anonymous #79

. [Re: Anonymous #93]
    #10728050 - 07/23/09 04:43 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous #93

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #79]
    #10728131 - 07/23/09 04:57 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

:smirk: Hell no! What kind of a freak do you think I am? LOL :grin:


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Anonymous #79

. [Re: Anonymous #93]
    #10728143 - 07/23/09 04:59 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous #93

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #79]
    #10728170 - 07/23/09 05:04 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Aww,why don't you go eat a puss? (Oedipus) LOL :wink:


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