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Anonymous #1
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strangest place you've jerked off?
#7990823 - 02/07/08 08:53 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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In a public library at the computer looking at porn.
I'm sure some of you sick fucks have much worse experiences. Lets hear them.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7990826 - 02/07/08 08:54 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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church bathroom
i jizzed on the toilet paper,
i would also pee on it too.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7990829 - 02/07/08 08:56 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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on my brother.
me and my friend came home to catch him fucking my girlfriend, so we tied him up and gizzed on his face. haven't spoken to him since. little bitch.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7990831 - 02/07/08 08:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Airport bathroom
The flight was delayed
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Anonymous #5
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7990869 - 02/07/08 09:19 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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hospital bed after breaking a leg.
oh yeah, space camp bathroom too.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7990880 - 02/07/08 09:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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In a deer stand.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7990896 - 02/07/08 09:29 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: In a deer stand.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7990902 - 02/07/08 09:33 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: In a deer stand.
I know a couple of people that have done that. I've beat off on a tractor while mowing a field before.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7990943 - 02/07/08 09:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Interstate 75
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Anonymous #1
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7990979 - 02/07/08 10:00 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I75 runs from florida to michigan!
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Anonymous #7
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7991091 - 02/07/08 10:42 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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They don't call me the stallion for nothing.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7991159 - 02/07/08 10:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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In a bed
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Anonymous #9
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7991178 - 02/07/08 11:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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this thread = shroomerites anonymous' reason for being
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Anonymous #5
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #8]
#7991179 - 02/07/08 11:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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on your mom.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7991186 - 02/07/08 11:03 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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behind a shed in a strangers garden
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Anonymous #10
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #9]
#7991253 - 02/07/08 11:24 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I had some girl jack me off through my coat and pants while walking through the mall. I think it counts.
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Anonymous #11
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #10]
#7991401 - 02/07/08 12:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Highway.
Civics Class.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7991636 - 02/07/08 01:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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outside my neighbors window just past 10 O'clock
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Anonymous #13
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #12]
#7991802 - 02/07/08 01:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Had a GF when I was a kid jerk me off on her church schoolbus coming back from a devotional at another church.
It's less weird now that I am an Atheist.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7992032 - 02/07/08 02:48 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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One time I jerked off while driving in my car at night. Also I had drank about half a fifth of whiskey and was hitting a 40 in the car. No one was really on the freeway, though I was pretty obviously swerving
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Anonymous #15
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#7992043 - 02/07/08 02:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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around 4th or 5th grade i jacked off in the back of science class as we watched a movie.
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Anonymous #16
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #15]
#7992347 - 02/07/08 03:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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in the back of a cube van at an industrial job site
driving cross country couple of times
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Anonymous #17
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #16]
#7992525 - 02/07/08 04:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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driving down the highway, in an airplane bathroom, in the woods, in a bathroom at work, and i'm sure i'm forgetting some
i masturbate constantly
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Anonymous #7
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #17]
#7992640 - 02/07/08 04:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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airheads?
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Anonymous #6
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7993073 - 02/07/08 06:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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A bananna peel. A hollowed out zuchini Some times, I stick the head in my wifes add crack and jack off.
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Anonymous #18
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7993684 - 02/07/08 08:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Post deleted by Anonymous
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Anonymous #19
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #18]
#7993970 - 02/07/08 09:13 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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the bathroom at every job I've ever had, driving at night 3 or 4 times, the back yard of my parents' house at night a few times...i beat off a lot
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Anonymous #3
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #19]
#7993985 - 02/07/08 09:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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is your name carl?
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Anonymous #3
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7993991 - 02/07/08 09:17 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: is your name carl?
who is this?
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Anonymous #20
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7994011 - 02/07/08 09:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Disney world on the Its a small World ride.
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Anonymous #21
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #20]
#7994153 - 02/07/08 10:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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in the washroom of the grocery store i worked at
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Anonymous #22
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #21]
#7994305 - 02/07/08 10:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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airplane bathroom. I got a handjob in a wheelchair bathroom at the movie theatre once. i jizzed all over the wall then watched the rest of the movie (i think it was click or something with adam sandler?)
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Anonymous #23
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #22]
#7994487 - 02/07/08 11:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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waffle house parking lot when i was about 14 or so. my dad and his ladyfriend went in to eat, i couldn't eat because of wrestling and i didn't want to be tempted, so i stayed in the car. got bored, so i jacked it into a fast food bag that was lying around.
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Anonymous #24
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #23]
#7994559 - 02/08/08 12:16 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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looking in various windows of my neighborhood
laying down in the middle of my street at 3am
inside a girls smoothie who i used to wanna fuck
anywhere I can do it and feel badass without getting caught
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Anonymous #25
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #24]
#7994711 - 02/08/08 01:52 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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In the bushes of a driveway where two people were fucking in a car.
Iraq.
Port-a-potties on a hunting ground in NC.
Driving across country, through a hole in my jeans.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #25]
#7994798 - 02/08/08 02:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: Iraq.
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Anonymous #25
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #17]
#7994800 - 02/08/08 02:51 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I beat off quite frequently in Iraq.. You never know if it'll be your last load.
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Anonymous #26
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#7995026 - 02/08/08 06:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: One time I jerked off while driving in my car at night. Also I had drank about half a fifth of whiskey and was hitting a 40 in the car. No one was really on the freeway, though I was pretty obviously swerving
dobie?
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Anonymous #27
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #26]
#7995219 - 02/08/08 08:27 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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At a gas station where I worked.
I was 16 and working with a very hot chick. She would tease me sometimes just for fun.
One day I just got up, walked to the bathroom and took care of business.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #27]
#7995782 - 02/08/08 10:57 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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In my wife's friend's bathroom, into the bottle of her shaving lotion..
 so, everytime she shaved her twat, she had some of my man spooge on her twat. It was fucking genius...
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Anonymous #17
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7995976 - 02/08/08 11:59 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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dude is that shit called.. Coochy?
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Anonymous #6
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #17]
#7997343 - 02/08/08 05:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeah. Coochy. I dunno where the pic went...
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Anonymous #17
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7997681 - 02/08/08 07:15 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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wow
shaving cream for the twat, called coochy
i.. how the.. my head hurts
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Anonymous #28
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #17]
#7997718 - 02/08/08 07:22 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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In space. That's right. Space.
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Anonymous #29
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7997961 - 02/08/08 08:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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while driving I90 somewhere between South Bend IN and Toledo OH.
also in some file room of a factory that I worked at.
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Anonymous #30
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #29]
#7998295 - 02/08/08 10:00 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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grocery store bathroom whilie working
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Anonymous #31
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #30]
#7999142 - 02/09/08 05:17 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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hitting the shit pipe drinking sparks on the way to LA from the bay on the 5
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Anonymous #32
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#7999482 - 02/09/08 09:30 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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In a petri dish of frog eggs.
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Anonymous #33
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#8000287 - 02/09/08 02:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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walking my dog at 6 in the morning, in sweats of course
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Anonymous #34
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #33]
#8001242 - 02/09/08 05:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hmm.
The back of the car when my step-dad was in the front seat. On a main road at night. Basement of our town hall.
There's a lot.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #27]
#8001678 - 02/09/08 06:31 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: At a gas station where I worked.
I was 16 and working with a very hot chick. She would tease me sometimes just for fun.
One day I just got up, walked to the bathroom and took care of business.
It happens. Bitches don't realize teasing is hot enough to make you wanna blow your load.
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Anonymous #35
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #10]
#8002190 - 02/09/08 07:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Aunt's shower. I left a spooge on her curtain and hoped she'd blame it on her husband, my uncle.
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Anonymous #28
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #32]
#8003525 - 02/10/08 02:34 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: In a petri dish of frog eggs.
I remember that thread!!
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Anonymous #36
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #28]
#8007476 - 02/11/08 01:53 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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In the ocean. In a bathroom at a grocery store.
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Anonymous #37
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#8007486 - 02/11/08 01:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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On a tree in a park.
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Anonymous #38
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #37]
#8295654 - 04/17/08 10:48 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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in an airplane. figured i'd join the "half a mile high club"..
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Anonymous #39
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #38]
#8297900 - 04/17/08 07:58 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Next to Big Moe in prison.
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Anonymous #40
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #39]
#8297944 - 04/17/08 08:05 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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In my car while driving. In my neighbor's shed looking at his porno mags (when i was like 12) Into my friend's sister's underwear. In the woods.
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Anonymous #41
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #40]
#8298771 - 04/17/08 10:47 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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In my hydroponic reservoir.
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Anonymous #26
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #40]
#8299023 - 04/17/08 11:34 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: Into my friend's sister's underwear.

Did you keep them or put them back in the hamper?
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Anonymous #42
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #26]
#8299158 - 04/18/08 12:06 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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In the cooler at wendy's when I worked there.
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Anonymous #43
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #42]
#8299358 - 04/18/08 01:08 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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I had a girl jerk me off while we watched a video at a church over nighter when i was a kid.
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Anonymous #44
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #43]
#8300612 - 04/18/08 11:20 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Walmart. Checking out hot underage posters of christina aguliera and britney spears HO YEA
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Anonymous #45
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #28]
#8301009 - 04/18/08 01:29 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
Quote:
Anonymous said: In a petri dish of frog eggs.
I remember that thread!!
So do I. Best thread ever!
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Anonymous #46
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8305441 - 04/19/08 06:24 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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when i was 12, my grandparents were driving us to their newer property in the north. long drive..
i was taking a nap, and i woke with a woody.
"hmm..i wonder if i could get away with.."
so, laying in the back seat of their truck, whole they were both conscious, i fired one out. during the day.
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Anonymous #47
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #42]
#8305560 - 04/19/08 06:59 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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in computer class.
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Anonymous #48
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#8307602 - 04/20/08 11:27 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol
weirdest place had to be while on a plane. there was this latina stewardess on the flight who was smoking hot. everytime she moved down the aisle, her big round ass would rub up against my arm. the guy in the bathroom was taking too long, so i decided to rub one off while in my seat.
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Anonymous #49
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#8307620 - 04/20/08 11:33 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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At a funeral for my grandpa.
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Anonymous #39
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #49]
#8308303 - 04/20/08 04:53 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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In Mexico I went scuba diving with a team of six people. While underwater we were supposed to follow the leader... when everybody swam left to check out some fish I swam right and hid in a crave and jerked it.
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Anonymous #50
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #39]
#8308355 - 04/20/08 05:15 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ok, lots of people have done it in a car, it seems to be the national pastime when stuck in traffic. Just look and see what everyone around you is doing.
Try this one, In the womans bathroom of the local courthouse.
Night security job and I was board.
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Anonymous #51
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #50]
#8308408 - 04/20/08 05:39 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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^ ahahaha
- a church bathroom - every job i've worked at's bathroom - outside in the winter (that was ) - im sure there are others when i was younger but fuck if i can remember
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Anonymous #27
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #51]
#8312632 - 04/21/08 11:15 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Coming down off acid while walking threw a residential part of the city. Got horny and had to do something about it. Found a bush, whent behind it. came out relieved.
I continued on my way, a little while later a cop car pulled up beside me and the cop started asking questions.
Cop "Good evening, How are you doing?" Me "Good, what's up?" Cop "We got a call saying someone was up to no good, you know anything about it?" me "Um, no? I am out for a walk, I mean no-one no harm " // I know I messed up in my grammar, the cop noticed too.. Cop "Have you been drinking?" Me "Yes" Cop "Were you in somebody's bush's?" Me "Yes, I had to take a piss bad, and didn't want nobody to see" Cop "Ok, then you were not masturbating?" Me "Well, actually yes I was. I just didn't want to say so" Cop "Ok. Is everything alright?" Me "Yea, I am just pissed off" Cop "Why" Me "I just found out my girl is pregnant and I am just walking it off.." Cop "You need a ride home?" Me "No, but you can follow me if you want" Cop "Ok, have a good evening"
At the time I didn't have a girlfriend, let alone a pregnant one..
That was kinda wierd..
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Anonymous #14
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #27]
#8312642 - 04/21/08 11:18 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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remember that diarrhea cha cha song, good times
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Anonymous #14
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#8312644 - 04/21/08 11:18 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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cha*
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Anonymous #52
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #26]
#8393932 - 05/12/08 07:11 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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school bus (was staring at this girls thighs)
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Anonymous #28
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8394061 - 05/12/08 07:41 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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In my grandma's living room.
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Anonymous #53
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #52]
#8394064 - 05/12/08 07:42 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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sitting in my car parked at a truck stop driving cross country, not that strange but it's all i got
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Anonymous #54
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #53]
#8394091 - 05/12/08 07:47 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Inside a goat.
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Anonymous #55
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#8394168 - 05/12/08 08:02 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I used to jack off while driving 100+ mph while driving on interstate 5
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Anonymous #28
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #55]
#8394258 - 05/12/08 08:23 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sitting in a Chick-Fil-A parking lot, hidden in my back seat behind the dumpster, I be watching all dem hot girls
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Anonymous #56
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #28]
#8394670 - 05/12/08 09:56 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Firstly, I am completely dismayed that these are the kind of sick fucks that I talk to all the time. 
Secondly, I have tried to do it while driving but it was too hard so parked in a park parking lot and did it in the park woods.
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Anonymous #20
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #56]
#8394720 - 05/12/08 10:07 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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In line at white castle. I'm not even kidding either, I played pocket pool and I know for the fact the dude in front of me knew, I just didn't give a shit.
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Anonymous #28
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #56]
#8395108 - 05/13/08 12:14 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: Secondly, I have tried to do it while driving but it was too hard so parked in a park parking lot and did it in the park woods.
Ugh, your disgusting
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Anonymous #54
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #28]
#8398464 - 05/13/08 08:51 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Why can't you guys just wait till you get home?
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Anonymous #57
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#8399175 - 05/13/08 11:18 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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back of a school bus
parents bed
in front of my ex girlfriends mom while she did the same
in a bathroom getting my oil changed
in my car (tinted windows)
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Anonymous #58
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #34]
#8399331 - 05/14/08 12:00 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Quote:
Anonymous said: is your name carl?
Anonymous said: who is this?
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Paranoid someones watching you jerk ur shit. You guys are funny as hell, I cant stop f*ck*ng Laughing!
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Anonymous #59
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#8399663 - 05/14/08 03:24 AM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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School toilets whilst someone had severe diarrhea in the next cubical. It was kinda difficult
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Anonymous #60
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#8468241 - 05/31/08 06:20 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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on a greyhound, not in the bathroom, with people all around me. no one knew either.
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Anonymous #61
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #57]
#8469716 - 06/01/08 01:47 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: in front of my ex girlfriends mom while she did the same
wtf her mom jerked off too?! not my kind of party...
school/work bathroom
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Anonymous #62
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #61]
#8469890 - 06/01/08 03:21 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well it sounds like my kind of party!
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Anonymous #63
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #62]
#8470502 - 06/01/08 10:08 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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On a shitter in the middle of the night while in boot camp.
In the cole slaw of an annoying bitch my wife hangs with.
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Anonymous #64
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #63]
#8470580 - 06/01/08 10:42 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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This thread made me laugh so hard I think I ripped my cooter.
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Anonymous #65
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #64]
#8474001 - 06/02/08 07:06 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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into my step mom's toaster.
fuck I hate that bitch.
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Anonymous #66
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #65]
#9412071 - 12/11/08 10:58 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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In a deep forest.
In a quarry, between piles of stone rubble.
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Anonymous #67
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #66]
#9412350 - 12/11/08 11:58 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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in a dream.
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Anonymous #68
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#9412472 - 12/11/08 12:21 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lets see... Airport bathroom. Airplane bathroom. Government class, 7th grade. Sex Ed class, 7th grade. Middle school bathroom, right after sex ed class. Out a window of a skyscraper in New York. The Louvre in Paris. The Anne Frank House, Amsterdam. The woods.
Is that weird?
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Anonymous #68
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #68]
#9412478 - 12/11/08 12:22 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Also, into this bitch's shampoo, who used to date my friend. Then I peed in her makeup and took a shit in her expensive Italian leather boots. Then I melted her drivers license.
She shouldn't have taken the fucking X-box controllers from us.
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Anonymous #69
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #68]
#9412574 - 12/11/08 12:42 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
:ebaY: shop for Toilet paper

In a outhouse
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Anonymous #70
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #69]
#9412914 - 12/11/08 01:57 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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On airplanes for sure, what the hell else are those comfy blankets for? At the houses of kids I was babysitting...not where they would see
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Anonymous #71
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #70]
#9413025 - 12/11/08 02:21 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ummm i don't really beat my meat like it owes money in very strange places...
Showers My room
Thats about it
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Anonymous #66
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #68]
#9413273 - 12/11/08 03:10 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #68 said:
Out a window of a skyscraper in New York.
Hahaha, I bet it was the best orgasm ever haha.Spraying on that nasty city. Unimaginable.
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Anonymous #72
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #71]
#9413274 - 12/11/08 03:10 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Driving down a very wet dirt road at 60 mph while it was raining, on my way to work.
Last month
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Anonymous #68
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #66]
#9413804 - 12/11/08 04:15 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #66 said:
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Anonymous #68 said:
Out a window of a skyscraper in New York.
Hahaha, I bet it was the best orgasm ever haha.Spraying on that nasty city. Unimaginable.
It was definitely worth it. I pissed out the window too after I blew my load.
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Anonymous #73
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #68]
#9416406 - 12/12/08 02:51 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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now that sounds amazing.
I've done it once in an oak tree forest. Much fun
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Anonymous #74
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#9416748 - 12/12/08 06:32 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #3 said: on my brother.
me and my friend came home to catch him fucking my girlfriend, so we tied him up and gizzed on his face. haven't spoken to him since. little bitch.
pics or didn't happen.
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Anonymous #74
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #26]
#9416759 - 12/12/08 06:41 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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In Germany.
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Anonymous #75
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#9416824 - 12/12/08 07:22 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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I had sex in a porta-potty. But never jerked off anywhere weird.
Fucked in a movie theater too.
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Anonymous #68
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #75]
#9417458 - 12/12/08 10:51 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #75 said: I had sex in a porta-potty.
How much did she cost?
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Anonymous #76
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #68]
#9417731 - 12/12/08 11:46 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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a cemetary.
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Anonymous #77
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #76]
#9417756 - 12/12/08 11:51 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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While delivering a pizza. In the stock room of a shoe store. While driving on acid. in a movie theatre(yes, I pulled a peewee) behind a dumpster at the 16th street mall in Denver
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Anonymous #78
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #77]
#9418954 - 12/12/08 02:36 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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waffle house bathroom
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Anonymous #79
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Anonymous #71
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #79]
#9419873 - 12/12/08 05:21 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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I got wasted in mexico one night and woke up naked in a bed with 2 other chicks
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Anonymous #80
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #71]
#9419991 - 12/12/08 05:38 PM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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porta potty!
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Anonymous #81
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#9422076 - 12/13/08 12:26 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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Jerked off in a church bathroom once when I was 13. Jizzed into the urinal.
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Anonymous #80
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #81]
#9422093 - 12/13/08 12:29 AM (15 years, 1 month ago) |
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You should've saved your jizz somehow then put it in the holy water.
"Holy, JIZZ!"
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Anonymous #82
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #80]
#9558406 - 01/06/09 03:51 PM (15 years, 25 days ago) |
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while driving, in a library bathroom, in the bathroom at work....
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Anonymous #83
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #82]
#9558757 - 01/06/09 04:46 PM (15 years, 25 days ago) |
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These were all pretty funny.
I never have masturbated in strange places just waited to get home. Maybe one time at a friends house or something when I was alone but I usually just do that in my own bed 
Anyways I used to give my boyfriend head a lot while he was driving that was fun and always really turned me on. and if we were feeling really turned on we would pull over and do it really fast
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Anonymous #12
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#9559276 - 01/06/09 06:09 PM (15 years, 25 days ago) |
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Quote:
strangest place you've jerked off?
in my friends sisters mouth
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Anonymous #84
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#9559396 - 01/06/09 06:27 PM (15 years, 25 days ago) |
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While driving in my car.
I just came in my boxers and changed when I got home.
Well now that I think about it I masturbated by rubbing my leg against my head during the PSATs because I was bored in highschool. needless to say I didnt do well. 18
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Anonymous #85
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #84]
#9559496 - 01/06/09 06:44 PM (15 years, 25 days ago) |
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I've jerked off when digging a whole for some pot plants....Jail, that sucks.......yet everyone does that....what else.....well, I don't get out much.
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Anonymous #83
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #85]
#9568141 - 01/07/09 10:48 PM (15 years, 24 days ago) |
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Last night this post inspired me to touch myself in the car while my friend was inside getting us some blankets. He was gone for like 10 mins but I just went at it. . . I had done a shit load of DMT for like 4 hours straight and was really horny...so I did that and got off. Then I gave my friend head when he got in the car. it was definitely a hot experience. So now I can say I have touched my self in another place besides my home
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Anonymous #86
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #83]
#9568272 - 01/07/09 11:16 PM (15 years, 24 days ago) |
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wow. your post makes me wanna spank it
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Anonymous #83
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #86]
#9568606 - 01/08/09 12:28 AM (15 years, 24 days ago) |
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Anonymous #75
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #68]
#9569210 - 01/08/09 05:30 AM (15 years, 23 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #68 said:
Quote:
Anonymous #75 said: I had sex in a porta-potty.
How much did she cost?
Zero, it was my girlfriend and we were really drunk
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Anonymous #9
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#9570161 - 01/08/09 11:04 AM (15 years, 23 days ago) |
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grandma's house
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Anonymous #87
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #9]
#9570571 - 01/08/09 12:16 PM (15 years, 23 days ago) |
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In detention at middle school. It was truley the most amazing thing ive ever done.
First i went and got a bunch of tissues and pretended to blow my nose, however I only threw away 1 of them and pocketed the rest. When i went back to my seat I had a very large sweater that day....I put my arms inside it and proceeded to unzip my pants.
Heres how i Pulled it off, it took a while and I had to be very careful about my movements, but you know how some people bounce their leg (AKA Leg jiggling)? Thats what i did to cover up the motion. So all it did was look like i was cold, but in reality i managed to rub one out.
I can never fully describe how i did it, but it was truly an amazing day.
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Anonymous #88
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #87]
#9574886 - 01/09/09 12:11 AM (15 years, 23 days ago) |
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in my car but got pulled over before i could finish i didn't even have time to zip or clean up
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Anonymous #89
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#10727042 - 07/23/09 01:43 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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roflcopter x2
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Anonymous #90
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #28]
#10727277 - 07/23/09 02:29 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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into a girl's sneakers while she was in the shower.
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Anonymous #91
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #69]
#10727327 - 07/23/09 02:39 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #69 said:
Quote:
:ebaY: shop for Toilet paper

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Anonymous #6
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #91]
#10727698 - 07/23/09 03:40 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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while swimming in a lake.
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Anonymous #92
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#10727948 - 07/23/09 04:24 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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In my seat on a transatlantic flight. Thank you blankets and large jacket.
I've also gotten it from a gf while her dad drove us home from dinner
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Anonymous #54
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #92]
#10727965 - 07/23/09 04:27 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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I once got head on an overseas flight. Gives a whole new meaning to Snakes on a Plane.
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Anonymous #62
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #54]
#10728039 - 07/23/09 04:41 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Anonymous #93
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #54]
#10728043 - 07/23/09 04:41 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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In the backseat of the car while my mom and brother were in the front,at night,on the way back from grandmas house.I was about 14 and was super horned,plus I wanted to see if I could get by with it for some strange reason. And I used an old Jack in the Box paper/wax cup with the bottom poked out.
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Anonymous #79
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Anonymous #93
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #79]
#10728131 - 07/23/09 04:57 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hell no! What kind of a freak do you think I am? LOL
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Anonymous #79
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Anonymous #93
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #79]
#10728170 - 07/23/09 05:04 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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Aww,why don't you go eat a puss? (Oedipus) LOL
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Anonymous #94
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#10728226 - 07/23/09 05:14 PM (14 years, 6 months ago) |
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in middle school a long ass time ago i jerked in the bath room WHITH MY IMAGINATION
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Anonymous #95
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#11052332 - 09/13/09 02:56 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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In a port-a-shitter in australia while on deployment in the marine corps. i was a private and one of my sergeants kept banging on the door telling me to hurry up cuz he had to shit rly bad(not knowing what i was doing). when i came i blew all over the toilet seat and smeared it all over the seat. dood was half way in before i had my belt fastened so i know he sat on my cum. HA!
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Anonymous #96
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#11053365 - 09/13/09 06:31 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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lolol
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Anonymous #96
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #96]
#11053384 - 09/13/09 06:34 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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ive jacked off in the woods, once in my car at the very bak part of a parking lot at Lowes, during the day,
in the bathroom at every job ive ever had,
i used to bring chocolate into the stall at work and break it into lil pieces and place them all over everything after i left, the lil rail some stalls have, the seat, the toilet, the floor. id come bak later and some of them would be gone.
i jizzed all over an altar once at a catholic church.
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Anonymous #97
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #96]
#11056330 - 09/14/09 07:08 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Years ago, in the back of the classroom full of students perving on the girl I liked.
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Anonymous #98
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #97]
#11056399 - 09/14/09 07:40 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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everywhere Ive worked in the bathroom, three of my offices Ive worked in ove rthe years, On a hydrofoil on the danube going to budapest, I tents, in the wods, after a party with passed out folk, In my car, plane toilet, fuck if I can remember where else.
I got a handjob severaltimes on semi-crowded trains.
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Anonymous #95
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #98]
#11126969 - 09/25/09 05:28 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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ur moms mouth.
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Anonymous #99
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #98]
#11127537 - 09/25/09 07:26 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol @ 98 talkin about jackin off like its gettin laid or somethin..
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