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Anonymous #1

Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play
    #7390657 - 09/10/07 02:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I didn't want to post in the other thread and I thought maybe others would feel more open about sharing childhood sexy times here. Funny, scary, weird, damaging... anything goes

I drank my piss for a dare - just pissed in a cup and took a warm mouthful. Also, I pissed on one guy cause I was angry.

I remember we were fascinated our penises could turn into swords and had a "sword" fight while our mothers laughed perversely. :lol:

One guy stuck his ass on my head and wouldn't get up, but he actually smelled kind of interesting :crazy: so didn't mind a little ass sniffing

In Kindergarten, two girls would run up to me and squeeze my balls HARD. It was very painful :crankey: and I never got to finger them. They were bullies and maybe on the start of their S&M careers?

In grade 2, alone with this girl in the car, she showed me her nay nay and I pretended to be disgusted, but of course I got in as much viewing time without blowing my cover.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7390689 - 09/10/07 03:01 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I saw lots of naked girls as a kid, including my sister. I wasn't turned on by it... just too young I guess.

When I was about 14 I got a handjob from a cousin, I guess that was my first sexual experience, haha


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Anonymous #3

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7390718 - 09/10/07 03:21 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I used to sneak under blankets with this one girl when I was very young. (nap time) We just kissed each other on the mouth over and over. I was only in preschool...but it still was enjoyable.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7390723 - 09/10/07 03:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

And the teachers never figured out why he enjoyed nap time so much, when the other kids kicked and screamed.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7390741 - 09/10/07 03:50 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

I remember we were fascinated our penises could turn into swords and had a "sword" fight while our mothers laughed perversely.





Excuse me thats some sick mothers to sit and watch that.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7390771 - 09/10/07 04:25 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:shrug: Probably not as bad as you're thinking. Just a group of little boys running around with woodies. There wasn't too much swashbuckling going on.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7390773 - 09/10/07 04:31 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

so when your friend stabbed you, did it hurt, did you like it, please tell.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7391094 - 09/10/07 08:44 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

I remember we were fascinated our penises could turn into swords and had a "sword" fight while our mothers laughed perversely.





Excuse me thats some sick mothers to sit and watch that.



my thoughts exactly  :lol:


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Anonymous #7

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7391288 - 09/10/07 10:03 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

A friend or mine and I went to Kansas to visit his family once. It turned out he had a fat whiny nerdy kid of Banez like proportions of a cousin.

Well come to find out there was a trailer that one of his trashy family members lived in and they had a toilet that was broken and a trap door under neath the seat. There was a lever you pulled and when you did the door opened up to underneath the trailer. You saw straight through.

So we decided that this little nerdy Banez cousin kid would be the perfect victim of some piss and shit fun.

So what we did was my friend took a big nasty shit in the empty toilet (there was no water encase you didn't figure that out) and we told Banez the cousin that if he wanted to hang out with us he would have to prove he was cool enough.

Of course he wanted in, so he asked us what he had to do. Well we told him that buried some booze under neath said trailer when we got there so we wouldn't get into trouble(we were 12 at this time), and we needed him to crawl under and get it. Just so happened we told him it was buried underneath the exact spot underneath the toilet. I'm sure you can see where this is headed.

We told him that he would have to wait till dark that way no one will see him come out with the bottle. So we gave him a flash light and we told him that one of use would wait out there to watch and when he got the bottle to tap on the trap door to let us know and he would hand it to the other person waiting. (My friend and I actually buried some old vodka bottle we found and filled it with water).

I got into position standing over the toilet waiting for the tap and my friend was outside waiting to watch it all go down outside the trailer.
It took the kid like 4 minutes to unbury the bottle, basically because he is a retard, we let the top sticking out for god sake. When he finally did he tapped on the trap door and I started pissing, When I had a good stream going, released the trap door and a big pile of shit fell on him and I was pissing directly on him.

Note: He couldn't really get out of the way, because he was kinda fat and there wasn't much room to move around under there.

It was fucking hilarious. He started to bawl like a little bitch then we kinda felt bad about it, but to this day we still laugh our asses off about that day. Ahh... if I could only write a movie about my life, that would be a K3y scene.

Good times.

:acslater:


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Anonymous #8

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7391289 - 09/10/07 10:04 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

When i was 11 I was sleeping over at my 12 year female old cousin,she tried to have sex with me...


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Anonymous #9

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7391357 - 09/10/07 10:26 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Lol I also pissed on a guy, in pre-school or what you call it. ¨
I was around 4-5 or something and had climbed a tree.
The guy working there told me to climb down and I did the natural thing one would do in that position and with the power of pee
Later I went to the same school as his younger sister attended, and she reminded me about it :laugh:


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Anonymous #10

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7391506 - 09/10/07 11:09 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I pissed on a kid who passed out drunk in my friends backyard. My buddy and I where all fucked up playing on the jungle-gym, and this drunk wanders around the side of the house, passes the fucked out.

We tiptoed over there, about as well as two drunks can, whipped our peckers out and pissed all over the kid.

He wasn't wearing a shirt and he had on the gangsta-style saggy jeans, with his asscrack hangin out. So, we stuffed a hotdog inbetween his ass cheeks and covered it in ketchup and mustard.


I was 20 at the time. :ohwell:


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Anonymous #7

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7391525 - 09/10/07 11:13 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
A friend or mine and I went to Kansas to visit his family once. It turned out he had a fat whiny nerdy kid of Banez like proportions of a cousin.

Well come to find out there was a trailer that one of his trashy family members lived in and they had a toilet that was broken and a trap door under neath the seat. There was a lever you pulled and when you did the door opened up to underneath the trailer. You saw straight through.

So we decided that this little nerdy Banez cousin kid would be the perfect victim of some piss and shit fun.

So what we did was my friend took a big nasty shit in the empty toilet (there was no water encase you didn't figure that out) and we told Banez the cousin that if he wanted to hang out with us he would have to prove he was cool enough.

Of course he wanted in, so he asked us what he had to do. Well we told him that buried some booze under neath said trailer when we got there so we wouldn't get into trouble(we were 12 at this time), and we needed him to crawl under and get it. Just so happened we told him it was buried underneath the exact spot underneath the toilet. I'm sure you can see where this is headed.

We told him that he would have to wait till dark that way no one will see him come out with the bottle. So we gave him a flash light and we told him that one of use would wait out there to watch and when he got the bottle to tap on the trap door to let us know and he would hand it to the other person waiting. (My friend and I actually buried some old vodka bottle we found and filled it with water).

I got into position standing over the toilet waiting for the tap and my friend was outside waiting to watch it all go down outside the trailer.
It took the kid like 4 minutes to unbury the bottle, basically because he is a retard, we let the top sticking out for god sake. When he finally did he tapped on the trap door and I started pissing, When I had a good stream going, released the trap door and a big pile of shit fell on him and I was pissing directly on him.

Note: He couldn't really get out of the way, because he was kinda fat and there wasn't much room to move around under there.

It was fucking hilarious. He started to bawl like a little bitch then we kinda felt bad about it, but to this day we still laugh our asses off about that day. Ahh... if I could only write a movie about my life, that would be a K3y scene.

Good times.

:acslater:




Wow you guys are assholes. Funny assholes though :awesome:


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Anonymous #11

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7393985 - 09/10/07 09:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

man, I didnt get any poon until I was 17. I had only kissed 2 chicks before that. Now I see my prior relationships didnt last long because I wasnt putting out. Of course at about 12 I started a bad habit of jerking off at least 5 times a day:whatever:


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Anonymous #12

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7394145 - 09/10/07 10:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i was far more of a pimp when i was a kid than i am now. i used to play truth or dare all the time. did the whole "i'll show you mine if you show me your's" thing with at least 4 or 5 different girls before i was 8. i think i touched my first vagina in my grandparents garden shed when i was like 4 or 5.

when i was like 8, 9, 10, i used to play truth or dare a lot with the boys on my block. it almost always ended in someone getting naked and running around. there was also a time when we all dawned my mother's nighties with nothing on underneath, and we would jump off of furniture and let the nighties billow up around our heads as we fell. also a lot of size comparison in those days. i had the bragging rights.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7394528 - 09/10/07 11:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

haha.. I remember the first time I got a boner around a girl.  I think I was in 3rd grade. This girl really was cute. (same age)  Anyway, we had been good friends for a while.  One day, we were playing in her room on a rocking horse. lol...  She sat on and I got on board RIGHT behind her. :lol:  So her back/ass was grinding on my stuff.  We started rocking back and forth really hard.  Haha.. I had a boner before I knew it.  But I still didn't really know a whole lot about sex or anything so fucking her didn't really come to mind.  I just knew I really enjoyed pressing up against her.  I kept grabbing her and falling backwards (so she would land on top of me.) :grin: 

We where both laughing so hard the whole time.  Ah, a child's innocents.  :smile:


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Anonymous #13

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7395283 - 09/11/07 06:39 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Man all these people talking about pissin on peoples heads. LOL

When I was younger I was about to beat this kids ass chased him up a tree and he pissed on MY head. Then ran into a house of one of our friends (we all still know eachother still today). A few days later i busted his nose all open :congrats:


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Anonymous #14

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7395293 - 09/11/07 06:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i used to get stiffies in the bath when i was like 4-5, and was totally fucking confused. i remember asking my mother over and over 'whys is it doing that?' and id be hysterically laughing


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Anonymous #12

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7395568 - 09/11/07 09:13 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i used to do that too. and when it'd poke up to the top of the water i'd pop it back down, laughing like mad.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #9376854 - 12/06/08 12:45 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

this is a funny ass thread. i had to bump it.


when i was around 20 or so, me and a bunch of friends were drunk and tripping together, lots of liquor and high doses of acid. this one guy, P, whose a bit of a douche and an arrogant prick, took off running down the hill and jumped onto the back of a car and attempted to do a flip off the bumper. he didn't make it. later we found out he broke his collar bone, but at the time he just kinda landed on his head and crumbled to the ground, lying there motionless, seemingly unconscious. when it happened we were all laughing hysterically, cuz we were tripping balls, and it was funny as fuck, cuz P was a prick(and seemed to be karma's favorite punching bag). well we all walked over there to check on him, and T whips his dick out and starts pissing all over P's face. at this point we all lost it. i hurt so bad the next day from laughing at that shit. well, that blew over and it wasn't brought up very often. nobody ever really talked to P about it anyway.

so a few years pass and there is a few of us hanging out and P shows up. somebody starts talking about him breaking his collar bone. he says man, it was the weirdest thing. i think i was unconscious cuz i had this strange dream that T was pissing on me. :rofl2:

it was like karma had done me a personal favor, getting to hear that.

P(phillip), if you're out there, you always seem to get what you deserve........you fucking douche.


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Anonymous #16

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9377463 - 12/06/08 06:08 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

I played some dirty game with my first grade girlfriend. Checked out that shit, touched it a bit.

Same with my best friends sister.

The 1st grade girlfriend is hot now, DD tits.

My friends sister is fucking disgusting.


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Anonymous #17

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #9380333 - 12/06/08 05:12 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Stuck a pencil in third grade girls coochie.

I am 25, this was last week.


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Anonymous #18

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #9380418 - 12/06/08 05:22 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

You shouldn't pencil fuck your own children. :nonono:


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Anonymous #19

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #9381591 - 12/06/08 08:39 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

next time someone passes out grab a permanent marker and etch out some balls on their cheeck while putting a wang right on the tip of their lips

theyll chat it up the whole next morning without a fucking clue


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Anonymous #10

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #9381594 - 12/06/08 08:41 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

lol. party house classic.


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Anonymous #20

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #9381945 - 12/06/08 09:52 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

This thread reminds me of an observation made by Dave Chappelle:

YOU CANNOT PASS OUT AROUND WHITE PEOPLE. Everytime white dudes pass out around eachother they always do some borderline gay shit when the guy is asleep: ‘Frank fell asleep, so we like stuck a carrot in his ass, and put shaving cream on his balls.'


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Anonymous #21

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #9382789 - 12/07/08 12:20 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #20 said:
This thread reminds me of an observation made by Dave Chappelle:

YOU CANNOT PASS OUT AROUND WHITE PEOPLE. Everytime white dudes pass out around eachother they always do some borderline gay shit when the guy is asleep: ‘Frank fell asleep, so we like stuck a carrot in his ass, and put shaving cream on his balls.'




hahaha good one.




when i was like 4,5,6 I had some weird ass fetish. I got a girl the same age to pull down her pants in her room and bend over so i could stick my face in her ass. Same thing with another girls ass. Idk what the fuck that was all about. I'm soooo glad the parents didn't walk in.. being that young i would've pissed my pants.


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Anonymous #16

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #9383756 - 12/07/08 06:47 AM (15 years, 1 month ago)

Thats how you get pink eye nigger


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Anonymous #22

Re: Childhood Sexy Time and Potty Play [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #9386176 - 12/07/08 04:29 PM (15 years, 1 month ago)

no, that's how you get brown eye.:boxerface:


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