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Anonymous #42
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #26]
#8299158 - 04/18/08 12:06 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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In the cooler at wendy's when I worked there.
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Anonymous #43
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #42]
#8299358 - 04/18/08 01:08 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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I had a girl jerk me off while we watched a video at a church over nighter when i was a kid.
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Anonymous #44
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #43]
#8300612 - 04/18/08 11:20 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Walmart. Checking out hot underage posters of christina aguliera and britney spears HO YEA
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Anonymous #45
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #28]
#8301009 - 04/18/08 01:29 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
Quote:
Anonymous said: In a petri dish of frog eggs.
I remember that thread!!
So do I. Best thread ever!
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Anonymous #46
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8305441 - 04/19/08 06:24 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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when i was 12, my grandparents were driving us to their newer property in the north. long drive..
i was taking a nap, and i woke with a woody.
"hmm..i wonder if i could get away with.."
so, laying in the back seat of their truck, whole they were both conscious, i fired one out. during the day.
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Anonymous #47
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #42]
#8305560 - 04/19/08 06:59 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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in computer class.
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Anonymous #48
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#8307602 - 04/20/08 11:27 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol
weirdest place had to be while on a plane. there was this latina stewardess on the flight who was smoking hot. everytime she moved down the aisle, her big round ass would rub up against my arm. the guy in the bathroom was taking too long, so i decided to rub one off while in my seat.
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Anonymous #49
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#8307620 - 04/20/08 11:33 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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At a funeral for my grandpa.
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Anonymous #39
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #49]
#8308303 - 04/20/08 04:53 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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In Mexico I went scuba diving with a team of six people. While underwater we were supposed to follow the leader... when everybody swam left to check out some fish I swam right and hid in a crave and jerked it.
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Anonymous #50
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #39]
#8308355 - 04/20/08 05:15 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ok, lots of people have done it in a car, it seems to be the national pastime when stuck in traffic. Just look and see what everyone around you is doing.
Try this one, In the womans bathroom of the local courthouse.
Night security job and I was board.
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Anonymous #51
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #50]
#8308408 - 04/20/08 05:39 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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^ ahahaha
- a church bathroom - every job i've worked at's bathroom - outside in the winter (that was ) - im sure there are others when i was younger but fuck if i can remember
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Anonymous #27
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #51]
#8312632 - 04/21/08 11:15 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Coming down off acid while walking threw a residential part of the city. Got horny and had to do something about it. Found a bush, whent behind it. came out relieved.
I continued on my way, a little while later a cop car pulled up beside me and the cop started asking questions.
Cop "Good evening, How are you doing?" Me "Good, what's up?" Cop "We got a call saying someone was up to no good, you know anything about it?" me "Um, no? I am out for a walk, I mean no-one no harm " // I know I messed up in my grammar, the cop noticed too.. Cop "Have you been drinking?" Me "Yes" Cop "Were you in somebody's bush's?" Me "Yes, I had to take a piss bad, and didn't want nobody to see" Cop "Ok, then you were not masturbating?" Me "Well, actually yes I was. I just didn't want to say so" Cop "Ok. Is everything alright?" Me "Yea, I am just pissed off" Cop "Why" Me "I just found out my girl is pregnant and I am just walking it off.." Cop "You need a ride home?" Me "No, but you can follow me if you want" Cop "Ok, have a good evening"
At the time I didn't have a girlfriend, let alone a pregnant one..
That was kinda wierd..
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Anonymous #14
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #27]
#8312642 - 04/21/08 11:18 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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remember that diarrhea cha cha song, good times
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Anonymous #14
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#8312644 - 04/21/08 11:18 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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cha*
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Anonymous #52
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #26]
#8393932 - 05/12/08 07:11 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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school bus (was staring at this girls thighs)
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Anonymous #28
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8394061 - 05/12/08 07:41 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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In my grandma's living room.
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Anonymous #53
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #52]
#8394064 - 05/12/08 07:42 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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sitting in my car parked at a truck stop driving cross country, not that strange but it's all i got
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Anonymous #54
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #53]
#8394091 - 05/12/08 07:47 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Inside a goat.
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Anonymous #55
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #14]
#8394168 - 05/12/08 08:02 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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I used to jack off while driving 100+ mph while driving on interstate 5
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Anonymous #28
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Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #55]
#8394258 - 05/12/08 08:23 PM (15 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sitting in a Chick-Fil-A parking lot, hidden in my back seat behind the dumpster, I be watching all dem hot girls
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