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Anonymous #1

strangest place you've jerked off?
    #7990823 - 02/07/08 08:53 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

In a public library at the computer looking at porn.


I'm sure some of you sick fucks have much worse experiences. Lets hear them.


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Anonymous #2

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7990826 - 02/07/08 08:54 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

church bathroom

i jizzed on the toilet paper,

i would also pee on it too.


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Anonymous #3

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7990829 - 02/07/08 08:56 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

on my brother.

me and my friend came home to catch him fucking my girlfriend, so we tied him up and gizzed on his face. haven't spoken to him since. little bitch.


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Anonymous #4

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7990831 - 02/07/08 08:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Airport bathroom

The flight was delayed :shrug:


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Anonymous #5

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7990869 - 02/07/08 09:19 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

hospital bed after breaking a leg.

oh yeah, space camp bathroom too.


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Anonymous #6

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7990880 - 02/07/08 09:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

In a deer stand.


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Anonymous #1

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7990896 - 02/07/08 09:29 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
In a deer stand.




:septemberlol:


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Anonymous #5

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7990902 - 02/07/08 09:33 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
In a deer stand.




I know a couple of people that have done that. I've beat off on a tractor while mowing a field before.


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Anonymous #7

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7990943 - 02/07/08 09:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Interstate 75


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Anonymous #1

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7990979 - 02/07/08 10:00 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I75 runs from florida to michigan!


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Anonymous #7

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7991091 - 02/07/08 10:42 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

They don't call me the stallion for nothing.


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Anonymous #8

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7991159 - 02/07/08 10:58 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

In a bed :awesome:


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Anonymous #9

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7991178 - 02/07/08 11:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

this thread = shroomerites anonymous' reason for being


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Anonymous #5

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7991179 - 02/07/08 11:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

on your mom.


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Anonymous #9

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7991186 - 02/07/08 11:03 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

behind a shed in a strangers garden


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Anonymous #10

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7991253 - 02/07/08 11:24 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I had some girl jack me off through my coat and pants while walking through the mall. I think it counts.


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Anonymous #11

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7991401 - 02/07/08 12:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Highway.

Civics Class.


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Anonymous #12

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7991636 - 02/07/08 01:06 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

outside my neighbors window just past 10 O'clock


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Anonymous #13

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7991802 - 02/07/08 01:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Had a GF when I was a kid jerk me off on her church schoolbus coming back from a devotional at another church.

It's less weird now that I am an Atheist.


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Anonymous #14

Re: strangest place you've jerked off? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7992032 - 02/07/08 02:48 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

One time I jerked off while driving in my car at night. Also I had drank about half a fifth of whiskey and was hitting a 40 in the car. No one was really on the freeway, though I was pretty obviously swerving


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