Anonymous #1 said:

My girlfriend has been bugging me for a puppy for a while now. She "oohs" and "ahhs" over them when we go by the pet store in the mall. I have been kind of lukewarm to the idea. I didn't feel like dealing with the smell and the dog shit in my apartment. But, I decided to take the plunge and surprise her. I took the day off of work and picked up the cutest one I could find (a dachshund puppy) and came home a few hours earlier than normal. I opened the front door and immediately I heard moans. I'm thinking "what the fuck?". I open my bedroom door and there's a dude on top of my girl. They were fucking. They turned around and saw me and the guy jumped up. I just stared for a second and then walked out. I just texted her that she has a day to get out of my place.

The puppy and I are at my aunt's house right now. I'm keeping him. And to think I was considering marrying this girl. Live and learn I guess.

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Anonymous #1 said:

Fuck it. I can't wait to use my new buddy as a pussy magnet. Thanks for the kind words.

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Ah, the bright side 

Anonymous #9 said:

Dude, what the fuck. What a goddamn cunt, she brings another dude into your apatment and fucks him in your bed while your at work. what a fucking cunt

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Anonymous #15 said:

If they hadn't been doing it at his place though, how long do you think it would have gone on before he found out?
How much deeper invested in the relationship may he have been?
Be thankful that things weren't worse.

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