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Wow. Just wow.
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My girlfriend has been bugging me for a puppy for a while now. She "oohs" and "ahhs" over them when we go by the pet store in the mall. I have been kind of lukewarm to the idea. I didn't feel like dealing with the smell and the dog shit in my apartment. But, I decided to take the plunge and surprise her. I took the day off of work and picked up the cutest one I could find (a dachshund puppy) and came home a few hours earlier than normal. I opened the front door and immediately I heard moans. I'm thinking "what the fuck?". I open my bedroom door and there's a dude on top of my girl. They were fucking. They turned around and saw me and the guy jumped up. I just stared for a second and then walked out. I just texted her that she has a day to get out of my place.

The puppy and I are at my aunt's house right now. I'm keeping him. And to think I was considering marrying this girl. Live and learn I guess.

:sniper:

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Damn brah at least you found out sooner rather than later.

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:kingcrankey: what a bitch. IN YOUR OWN APARTMENT!

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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sorry to hear that shit man.... so fucked up. at least you handled it like a man.
any signs leading up to it?

at least you got a real friend out of it. those dachshunds are cool.

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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You know, now that I think about it there were signs. She's been "dolling herself up" more lately. She has been getting a lot of texts and she makes sure never to leave her phone out. It's always on her or in her purse. A lot of nights "going out with friends". I'm a fucking retard to not have seen it.

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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otherwise did you have any reason to suspect it? like were you too doing alright? had shit kind of slowed down? how long were you together? i'm really sorry to hear about that man... i don't think i could have taken it quite as well as you did.

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Keep the dog bro!!!

I got one after my hard break up and it really really help!!!

focus ur energy on takin care of that dog, walks and cuddles.

dont even think about that cheatin bitch!!!!

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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You got a dog out of it, so thats a good thing.  And the dog will be loyal until the day it dies

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
otherwise did you have any reason to suspect it? like were you too doing alright? had shit kind of slowed down? how long were you together? i'm really sorry to hear about that man... i don't think i could have taken it quite as well as you did.


Believe me man, I'm not taking it well. This just sucks. I always kind of knew she was whore-ish but I assumed she had settled down and was done with that phase. She was still fucking me but not as much. Should have known something was up. We were together for about a year.

The thought of her probably sucking his dick and then later kissing me! FUCK

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
You got a dog out of it, so thats a good thing.  And the dog will be loyal until the day it dies


True 'dat. As long as you feed and take care of them they won't stab you in the back. Unlike people.

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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dude at least you didn't marry her man.
how does that line go, 'you can't turn a ho into a housewife.'

i guess once a ho always a ho.

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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damn OP sorry to hear about that. if it makes you feel better  you sound like one cool nigga. think about the bright side though. the faster you can get over this the more post-breakup sympathy you will get from girls, plus girls love puppies.

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Take the pup to the beach or a public park.  I use to live at the beach and had puppies and i would take them down there and meet so many tourist girls.  Let your new best friend be a kick ass wingman, the girls will see him and come to you to talk

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Lol yea first girl you meet with your pup jus explain that you got it for your girl cus she wanted one and when ur givin it, whala the whole fuck fiasco. Then say yeah you know, Id hate to give the lil guy back to the store so I keep em.
Im pretty sure chicks will find that sweet.
Brownie points for you:wink:
But sorry about your girl

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Take it as a learning experience, help you understand girls a little more, and go pimp it with the new pup, wont take long to get in a girls pants with a puppy

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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She really is fucking someone else bro

i fucking warned you man

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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It was in his own bed too... how fucking shitty

Sorry bro, i went through the same shit..
I have 2 kids with her (i pretty much have them all the time)
heh
been a year, fuck her she's dead in my book

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
It was in his own bed too... how fucking shitty

Sorry bro, i went through the same shit..
I have 2 kids with her (i pretty much have them all the time)
heh
been a year, fuck her she's dead in my book


any signs leading up to it? how was your relationship at the time? did she give you an honest reason for it?

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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drugs were involved

I despised her, still do
She knew it, so i consumed myself into drugs, as did she.
I stayed for the children and one day, told her to get the fuck out, i got off the opiates went to rehab been off them since.

best thing that ever happened was that relationsihp, 2 kids that i love to death, i learned so much and now i just gotta pick up the pieces

It's the path to wisdom in my opinion

Live and learn, most people dont know what love is
You need to find a persont aht you will forever live, laugh, talk, and be there for eachother comfortably, not any other way

Details don't matter, pick the pieces up, analyze and learn from the situation and just keep goin

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Re: Wow. Just wow. [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Oh man, to have our hearts ripped out sucks doesn't it?  But strangely I'm getting over it rather quickly. I got a txt from her. "I'm sorry...I made a mistake...it's just that you haven't been paying enough attention to me...blah blah". Trying to make me the bad guy? Bullshit, I'm with her alot and I'm pretty attentive. She just wanted some dick on the side. I went back over to the apt and she wasn't there. I think she took off to her mom's to hide. Most of her shit is still there though. It better be out in 24 or I'll throw all of it out on the curb myself. I couldn't even stand to be in there. I swear I could smell the sex in the bedroom. :mad:

Fuck it. I can't wait to use my new buddy as a pussy magnet. :yesnod: Thanks for the kind words.

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