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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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good thread :lol:

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #25]
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funny because im not a jarhead.
love your ignorance though, kinda makes it easier to prove my point if youre a dipshit.

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #20]
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Anonymous #20 said:
i will hold the macho image better than you seeing as i was an infantryman for years a few months back, and i trained and trained to learn to kill people. lol
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The US army infantry are all dropouts who sign up as cannon fodder. I'm also ex military and fact is A) you wernt allowed join the army cos of the Ghey and B) I'd so kick your piss squatter ass.

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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SO anyways, This thread bugged me and I hate it when the interwebs hold a  nanosecond of my real life thaughts.

So cantankerous old fucks (I saved you the hassle of googling it) say the newest generation are all spoilt and lazy having grown up in a massive boom in the ecomomies of the first world. This thread kids is the icing on the cake on that viewpoint.

It is impossible for me to concieve of how pissing standing up or sitting down is a laziness issue. It had previously never occured to me that someone could be so useless that they put this value on taking a piss!!

Seriously, its a task to take a piss and if you mis-aim a bit to clean up after yourself? seriously? If you cant see how unbelieveably fucked up you are for thinking that way......ehhhhh....I really cant comprehend it so I really dont know.

God you guys fail at life.

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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I am also usually sitting atop my $800 Toto brand toilet... The seat is very comfortable.

You can also flush tennis balls if need be. :lol:

To be honest, the most idiotic people in this thread are the ones who give a shit about which way someone chooses to dispose of their urine. It's kind of a non issue.

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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everythings a non issue but this is the interwebs for fuck sake so it needs to be debated ad-nauseum.

:seriousbusiness:

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Quote:
To be honest, the most idiotic people in this thread are the ones who give a shit about which way someone chooses to dispose of their urine. It's kind of a non issue.


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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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#12... you are a silly guy my friend.
what exactly did you do? i smell jealousy oozing from your vagina so lets hear it. i dont want some bullshit answer like "oh i was delta force" if you have any respect for yourself you will be honest.
oh and btw times have changed buddy, shits not the same anymore.
and again, cannon fodder? really? haha that just again shows your level of ignorance. Good job! :thumbup:



EDIT: and agreed, this is a non issue. its stupid to even debate. why the fuck do you care if someone sits or stands?
oh wait, it just gives you another chance to prove how manly and macho you are... got it.:sheeplove:

:facepalm:

Edited by Anonymous (03/05/10 12:15 PM)

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #20]
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HaHaHaHa :laugh:

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #26]
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and #18...

i have heard many things bragged about... but a toilet? :rofl2:
not saying its not probably the best fucking toilet ever hahaha
but for that kinda money, it should at least dispense a nice cold one, or have a built in TV.

for fucks sake, what do you do that you have 800 bucks to blow on a toilet?

ill pm my resume :ranchydance:

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #20]
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Anonymous #20 said:
not saying its not probably the best fucking toilet ever hahaha




Not even close... :sadyes:

My old toilet needed to be replaced, and I asked about the higher end models. The guy told me there are $5,000 toilets. I settled on a midrange Toto model and it is fucking awesome. The bowl is oblong so your dick has plenty of front space, and the seat is angled to spread your cheeks. It's also taller, so it's more comfortable and easier on my 6'2" body.

My old toilet would also struggle with flush power. The Toto flushes anything that'll fit in the hole, everytime, without fail. It's like, WHOOOOSH, gone. :yesnod:

I'm not that rich. $800 for a toilet that'll last 20+ years isn't bad. :shrug:

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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thats bad ass man. lol

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #23]
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Anonymous #23 said:
When I'm really high on opiates I have too :frown:


ooh, yeah, this too. Or I have to go outside in my backyard in a really dark quiet corner around the bushes and concentrate for like 20 minutes.

But I usually sit down on pods, anyway. Other opies don't bother my pisser so much.

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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What about the ladies who pee standing up?

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Anonymous #19 said:
What about the ladies who pee standing up?




This helps.

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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WTF? LoL!

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #26]
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lol, you know your a pothead when the first thing you think when you see that thing is wheres the bowl. :facepalm:

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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It's used for camping and stuff so you don't have to squat and accidentally pee down your legs.  A friend of mine has one.

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #25]
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HAHA if it was glass id still smoke out of it... no homo of course

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Re: Any guys here that sit when they pee? [Re: Anonymous #25]
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Anonymous #25 said:
It's used for camping and stuff so you don't have to squat and accidentally pee down your legs.  A friend of mine has one.


:lolsy:

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