Anonymous #4 said:

Just because it's uncut it stinks? If you cant wash your cawk everyday at least you got problems.

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Anonymous #1 said:

I love dicks.  They're all so... different.  Margaret Cho said something like that, and it's true!

Here are some of the more unusual types I've seen:

The Bendy.  What causes this?  It's like a boomerang or something.  I've noticed that it generally seems to bend in the direction of the jerking hand.  Hmm.

Uncut, when the foreskin is too tight to retract, aka, "I told you, the tag on this sweater says 'cold water only!'"  This always causes a sympathetic wince, until I lean in and catch a whiff.  Damn, get a bottle brush or something and scrub that shit out!

The Pig Nose.  Remember Pee Wee's Playhouse?  When Pee Wee got the scotch tape and taped his nose up into a pig snout?  Imagine the same thing happening to a circumcised cock.  I don't know what causes this, but the end result makes me cringe!  They tend to be really blunted with the hole pointing upwards, and the opening all stretched out, so you can see some of the internal..stucture...

Sweet Baby Jesus.  I have to stop.  Anyone else have examples they'd like to add?

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Uncut dicks are gross

Anonymous #6 said:

Pussy Fo me too man! I love to lick it This dick commentary is making me cringe. I guess you could say he is still in the closet since he is using the anonymous forum??? Ha Ha get??

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You're making some assumptions about gender here.

Anonymous #4 said:

Just because it's uncut it stinks? If you cant wash your cawk everyday at least you got problems.

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Anonymous #1 said:

Anonymous #4 said:

Just because it's uncut it stinks? If you cant wash your cawk everyday at least you got problems.

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I was referring specifically to dicks that have foreskins that are too tight to retract, which makes it difficult to clean.

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When I was a kid I thought I had this condition... eventually I started peeling it back all the way out of some weird morbid curiousity. It hurt a little, but it was more of a 'holy shit, that's really sensitive' kind of hurt. Little did I know at the time, I was actually going through the proper procedure to avoid problems later on down the line.

Anonymous #1 said:

Anonymous #6 said:

Pussy Fo me too man! I love to lick it This dick commentary is making me cringe. I guess you could say he is still in the closet since he is using the anonymous forum??? Ha Ha get??

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You're making some assumptions about gender here.

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sorry if i made an ass out of you and me....so you are a split tale? you know a female? that is an honest question, looking for an honest answer? if you are a split tale...then I apologize...do you want my number, my dick is none like the ones you describe....all i get from the girls is...."Damn that thing is quite BIG"!!

Anonymous #1 said:

Anonymous #6 said:

Pussy Fo me too man! I love to lick it This dick commentary is making me cringe. I guess you could say he is still in the closet since he is using the anonymous forum??? Ha Ha get??

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You're making some assumptions about gender here.

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Anonymous #2 said:

Dude everyone knows your some fucking faggot pimple face nerd with nothing better to do.  Who do you think your kidding.  Or your some fat nasty cunt, either way the only dick you have is the one in your hand.

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Wait, what?  If I'm a fat nasty cunt, how can I have a dick in my hand?  You're not making any sense!  If you're going to contribute to this discussion about your misshapen pig nose dick, please try and make your point clearly and concisely.

Anonymous #8 said:

Anonymous #1 said:

Anonymous #4 said:

Just because it's uncut it stinks? If you cant wash your cawk everyday at least you got problems.

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I was referring specifically to dicks that have foreskins that are too tight to retract, which makes it difficult to clean.

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When I was a kid I thought I had this condition... eventually I started peeling it back all the way out of some weird morbid curiousity. It hurt a little, but it was more of a 'holy shit, that's really sensitive' kind of hurt. Little did I know at the time, I was actually going through the proper procedure to avoid problems later on down the line.

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Anonymous #1 said:

Anonymous #2 said:

Dude everyone knows your some fucking faggot pimple face nerd with nothing better to do.  Who do you think your kidding.  Or your some fat nasty cunt, either way the only dick you have is the one in your hand.

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Wait, what?  If I'm a fat nasty cunt, how can I have a dick in my hand?  You're not making any sense!  If you're going to contribute to this discussion about your misshapen pig nose dick, please try and make your point clearly and concisely.

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Anonymous #2 said:

Dont know what your talking about pig nose dicks for.  I will always get mo pussy than you so fuck you cock socket.  PS my  post made sense if your not mentally handicapped.

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