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What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people?
#10480442 - 06/10/09 12:18 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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I want a job where I don't have to ever see or deal with even a single person, I fucking hate being around people. I don't like pretending to be nice, or acting 'energetic' and 'happy', I just want to be completely alone with my weed.
There are many people like me who make money, and I'm sure there are a few Shroomerites like me who make money, too. So what do I do and how do I do it? I'm not even 21 yet, BTW.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10480519 - 06/10/09 12:41 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Work at a warehouse bro. For instance Fed-ex pays 14 hr. here and you don't do shit but drive a forklift...
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10480525 - 06/10/09 12:44 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Don't you need a license to drive a forklift? What do I need to do in order to get a job like that?
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Anonymous #2
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10480534 - 06/10/09 12:47 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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craiglist it up bro... I just quit a warehouse job and yea you need to be forklift certified but they will train you if they need you all it is , is a video . Being forklift certified is a + on any resume to if you work in that field. The walmart warehouse forklift people make 20+
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10480549 - 06/10/09 12:51 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck, well I'm gonna be a forklift driver, thanks for the idea!
So how many people do you deal with on a day-today basis? What is the workday/week like?
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Anonymous #3
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10480574 - 06/10/09 12:55 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said: I want a job where I don't have to ever see or deal with even a single person, I fucking hate being around people. I don't like pretending to be nice, or acting 'energetic' and 'happy', I just want to be completely alone with my weed.
There are many people like me who make money, and I'm sure there are a few Shroomerites like me who make money, too. So what do I do and how do I do it? I'm not even 21 yet, BTW.
Programmer. You can do freelance work and live alone anywhere on the planet as long as you have an internet connection. And you will make very good money.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10480578 - 06/10/09 12:56 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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you deal with no customers at all... It all depends on what type of warehouse you work in but the routine is usually the same . Your either A. Loading shit on a truck or B. taking shit off the truck and then either you or someone else in a later time is going to load that stuff into another truck.
Or if you work at a place like walmart or a large business that deals with orders you will just unload the truck or maybe you will ship orders via Ups machines..
Either way you will never deal with customers and rarely deal with co workers. You can listen to your ipods wear jeans boots w/e
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Anonymous #2
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#10480586 - 06/10/09 12:58 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anonymous #3 said:
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Anonymous #1 said: I want a job where I don't have to ever see or deal with even a single person, I fucking hate being around people. I don't like pretending to be nice, or acting 'energetic' and 'happy', I just want to be completely alone with my weed.
There are many people like me who make money, and I'm sure there are a few Shroomerites like me who make money, too. So what do I do and how do I do it? I'm not even 21 yet, BTW.
Programmer. You can do freelance work and live alone anywhere on the planet as long as you have an internet connection. And you will make very good money.
Are you certified because he would have to do alot of classes... I'm a+ network+ and security+ and don't do anything with it because they all want you to have a 4 year degree.. Seems like there isn't any openings where I live
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Anonymous #3
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10480600 - 06/10/09 01:02 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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OP mentioned he's not even 21 yet implying that he's young enough to start working on the stuff he needs to do to get the kind of career he wants so getting certified won't be a problem for him. Or he can give up on life and become a warehouse bum lol.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10480603 - 06/10/09 01:03 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anonymous #2 said: you deal with no customers at all... It all depends on what type of warehouse you work in but the routine is usually the same . Your either A. Loading shit on a truck or B. taking shit off the truck and then either you or someone else in a later time is going to load that stuff into another truck.
Or if you work at a place like walmart or a large business that deals with orders you will just unload the truck or maybe you will ship orders via Ups machines..
Either way you will never deal with customers and rarely deal with co workers. You can listen to your ipods wear jeans boots w/e
Sounds like the shit, I'm seriously going to look into this more, thanks! 
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Anonymous #3 said:
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Anonymous #1 said: I want a job where I don't have to ever see or deal with even a single person, I fucking hate being around people. I don't like pretending to be nice, or acting 'energetic' and 'happy', I just want to be completely alone with my weed.
There are many people like me who make money, and I'm sure there are a few Shroomerites like me who make money, too. So what do I do and how do I do it? I'm not even 21 yet, BTW.
Programmer. You can do freelance work and live alone anywhere on the planet as long as you have an internet connection. And you will make very good money.
Are you certified because he would have to do alot of classes... I'm a+ network+ and security+ and don't do anything with it because they all want you to have a 4 year degree.. Seems like there isn't any openings where I live
That's the first thing that came to my mind when I read that, what kind of prerequisites are required for such a job?
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Anonymous #2
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10480617 - 06/10/09 01:06 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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#3 I see what your saying but he said job not career.. Shit who would want to be a warehouse worker if you can make all that money but sadly...
http://www.careerbuilder.com/JobSeeker/Jobs/JobDetails.aspx?IPath=QHKCV&ff=21&APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=J3F37N65263X9BSCRDY
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10480638 - 06/10/09 01:12 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Job Overview Company: CyberCoders Engineering Salary: $100,000 - $160,000 /Year Industry: Computer Software Computer Hardware Wireless Relocation: Yes Location: US-CA-San Fernando Experience: At least 5 year(s) Education: None Required Travel: Not Specified
That's alot of money for a job that requires no education! 
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Job Description
This position is open as of 6/9/2009.
C# Programmer - C# Developer - C# Engineer - .NET Developer - .NET Programmer - .NET Engineer - C#
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Excellent bonus plans (15%+)
What you need for this position:
4+ years of professional C# experience
Atleast 10 yrs of industry experience
Excellent communication and written skills
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Desired but not mandatory:
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C++ with COM or D-COM
If you are a top-notch Senior or Principle C# Engineer or .NET Developer or .NET Programmer or C# Developer with the desire to work on a "feel good" product, we look forward to your resume! We will relocate the right candidate!
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I can't believe they pay people so much for such elementary shit...
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Anonymous #2
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10480665 - 06/10/09 01:18 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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But what im saying is you either A. have to have experiance which is 5 years for the above you can prob get away with 4. Or B. have equal that in college..
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10480675 - 06/10/09 01:21 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck that, I need a job now, college later...
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Anonymous #3
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10480710 - 06/10/09 01:29 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said: Fuck that, I need a job now, college later...
That's a good formula to become a
WAREHOUSE BUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous #2
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#10480743 - 06/10/09 01:36 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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LOL ^ ^ Dude hes getting a job everyone isn't gonna be a programmer if everyone was and that was the case then you wouldnt be making 100,000 a year...
and btw being a programmer also has its downtime. you have to move sometimes you don't always have a job. That is contract work most of the time , although please correct me if I am wrong
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#10480747 - 06/10/09 01:37 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Well, my plan is to get a job with a high enough salary to allow me to live by myself, while going to college for a high-paying career where I barely have to lift a finger. Like all other creatures, I move along the line of least resistance!
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Anonymous #3
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10480769 - 06/10/09 01:42 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anonymous #2 said: LOL ^ ^ Dude hes getting a job everyone isn't gonna be a programmer if everyone was and that was the case then you wouldnt be making 100,000 a year...
and btw being a programmer also has its downtime. you have to move sometimes you don't always have a job. That is contract work most of the time , although please correct me if I am wrong
I know, I'm just fuckin around. It just seemed like the perfect job for the type a person OP is. It's not easy and you're right about everything you said.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10480771 - 06/10/09 01:42 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol #1 thats good tho. Its about taking steps and seting goals. Your goals will change but just keep making them and striving for them and you will find yourself where you want to be. And don't listen to that crap about not being able to find a job because JOBS are everywhere its the people who want CAREERS that are bitching and complaining.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10480796 - 06/10/09 01:47 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've been applying for half a year without luck, but I do live in one of the most populated metropolitan areas of California, so maybe that explains my misfortune. It's really competitive here...
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Anonymous #2
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10480804 - 06/10/09 01:49 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Not trying to be rude but do you know the procedures of actually getting a job? Like the follow thrus the do's and don't on applications. What to say when to call etc..
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10480871 - 06/10/09 02:05 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've had jobs, so I know the basics. That's part of the reason I don't like being around people, why the fuck are there "do's and don'ts"? What else is required of me besides having a body in order to drive a forklift?
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Anonymous #3
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#10480886 - 06/10/09 02:11 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said: What else is required of me besides having a body in order to drive a forklift?
No more smoking herb ever again because they will drug test your forklift plowing ass!
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Anonymous #2
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#10480928 - 06/10/09 02:25 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fed ex doesnt not sure about everyone else... However if you do cause an accident they do drug test
Edited by Anonymous (06/10/09 02:31 AM)
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#10480957 - 06/10/09 02:36 AM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anonymous #3 said:
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Anonymous #1 said: What else is required of me besides having a body in order to drive a forklift?
No more smoking herb ever again because they will drug test your forklift plowing ass!
Fuck that, I'm not working for any company that drug tests people. I just want to be high 24/7, many people manage this, and I'd just like to know how.
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Anonymous #2 said: Fed ex doesnt not sure about everyone else... However if you do cause an accident they do drug test
I can always buy that fake piss shit if that happens.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12110552 - 02/27/10 09:13 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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i am in the same boat as the OP... 
i fucking hate people and i despise the whole attitude most employers expect from you- like they want you to be enthusiastic about working at some lame ass job.
besides forklift driver and computer programmer, anyone have any more suggestions?
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Anonymous #5
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #4]
#12111251 - 02/28/10 12:32 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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If you really hate people, these are the jobs for you:
Snooty waiter Police officer Mall security guard Customer service telephone helpdesk jockey Politician Immigration officer
If you just don't like to be around people, become a lighthouse keeper.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#12111784 - 02/28/10 06:26 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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an Internet casino. Its not really work either, leaving you lots of quality time alone with your weed. Or how about growing your own and moving kilos every once in a while to keep the home fire burning?
If you dont want to interact with people, then simpoly steer clear of them and bear them no ill will - the latter because otherwis you will get a grumpy attitude towards life that will hinder your happiness in the long run.
Do positive things not involving people.
Dont go hating people cause it will have you in negative spirals of thought even when alone. Wouldnt you agree being moody, grumpy and holding a grudge vs the world is not part of being happy?
Many adjusted sociopaths swear by having a pet like a dog or cat or more abstract like a spider or snake. If you like that sort of thing you might want to give that a try.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#12112313 - 02/28/10 09:45 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wow, that is amazing advice #6. 
You should consider being a therapist.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12112469 - 02/28/10 10:19 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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I fucking hate being around people.
Towtruck driver.
If you hate people a lot, be one of the evil ones that tows peoples cars for parking in the wrong spot. Or worse, a repo tow truck driver. They are always in demand.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#12112540 - 02/28/10 10:35 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous #6 said: an Internet casino. Its not really work either, leaving you lots of quality time alone with your weed.
Can you give me more info on this? I'm Googling it now but the only types of positions I'm reading about are: IT Graphic Artist Computer Programmers Customer Support Advertising & Marketing Executives Payment or Data Collections Services
Those all sound like careers unto themselves..
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Anonymous #6
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #4]
#12113867 - 02/28/10 02:33 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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No no you don't work for in internet casino, you start one.
1..rent serverspace in a country that doesnt give a fuck and get a bank account there too 2..buy, install and run casino software on it, then go around the web promoting your site. 3..PROFIT!
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Anonymous #4
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#12113929 - 02/28/10 02:39 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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sounds like alot of work bro 
move to another country for a job?
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Anonymous #7
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #4]
#12114092 - 02/28/10 03:05 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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You don't need to move to another country to work in another country.
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Anonymous #6
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #4]
#12114502 - 02/28/10 04:12 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Are you a net person?
You can rent serverspace and get a bank account abroad from the chair you are sitting in now
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Anonymous #4
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#12114524 - 02/28/10 04:15 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Woa. Is this what you're doing or do you know someone that is?
Got any good links on the subject?
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Anonymous #6
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #4]
#12114564 - 02/28/10 04:22 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous #8
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12114614 - 02/28/10 04:31 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Factory work!
Get a job in a factory where all you do is run a machine all day. No customers to deal with.
I absolutly fucking hate people too and I've come to the conclusion that'll most likely work in a factory my whole life.
Thinking about going to school for CNC.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #8]
#12114625 - 02/28/10 04:32 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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The fuck's CNC? Coons, Niggers, and Caucasians?
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Anonymous #8
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12114643 - 02/28/10 04:36 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Its some type of computerized machine that's lots of factories have. Somewhat similar to a lathe.
You just stand there and press buttons all day and make sure the machine works right.
Not many peoople to deal with.
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #8] 1
#12115121 - 02/28/10 05:53 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Grave Digger! You'd never have to work with anyone and could just be a creepy fuck. Never have to deal with a living person again except to get your paychecks. 
Getting laid couldn't be any easier too.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: What kind of jobs are there for people who hate people? [Re: Anonymous #9]
#12115812 - 02/28/10 07:20 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous #9 said: Getting laid couldn't be any easier too.
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