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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: fee]
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Quote:
psssshhhh


People can find stuff WAY too easily over the internet these days.

Talking about pot and shrooms won't cause me many problems, but admitting to being under the influence in situations where multiple people were close to death will come back to bite me.

When you survive those situations, god you feel good :vaped:

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: Meat_hod]
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Meat_hod said:
haha!

so many good ones.

My worst stoned move happened when my saltwater aquarium suddenly busted a seam at 4a.m.

Luckily it was right beside me and my bed when it happened. I also conveniently had an empty large plastic bin on my floor, thank god. I jumped up at what seemed like the speed of light in my boxers and bear hugged the aquarium, while it gushed saltwater everywhere. Then i somehow lifted the thing (strange boost of strength) forgetting that i had built it INTO the stand, and that the filter hoses actually went straight down into the table. Some how those hoses ripped off as i tore the aquarium off the table...  now the canister filter is spraying water everywhere, as i smash the aquarium sideways into the large plastic bin.

Picture all this happening in under a few seconds...

At this point i realized that the light fixture had fallen into the water, so i panic and reach for the half submerged totally soaked ungrounded powerbar, for some reason pick it up with my wet hand, and THEN unpluged it from the wall. Keep in mind i am also standing barefoot in the same massive puddle of inch deep water. AND, salt water is a much better conductor than freshwater.

after all this, breaking my aquarium, and the stand, and almost killing myself, i realized i probably could have just pressed the sides in to close the split seam...

:facepalm:



Haha, that's pretty funny. I hope you didn't have too much prized marine wildlife in there, though.

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: Sheeno]
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Hahaha, these are awesome, especially the bong water saxophone solo one.

I wish I could remember all the funny stuff I've done high, there's definitely been a bunch but it's hard to recall them.  I remember in one of my classes I showed up ripped and it was all girls (well, there were guys in this class but only a few and none showed on this day), and the teacher was interacting with the class and I was just sitting there writing funny stoned thoughts/poems down.  Anyway the teacher then said "well, I'd like to hear the opinion of the male demographic of the class" and I was like "ummmm...." and I paused for about 10 seconds and then I started laughing and the teacher got pissed off but a few other people thought it was funny.  Kinda embarrassing but I didn't really care.


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: stereolab]
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i went to subway with a friend and on the walk back some asshole threw his garbage and hit me when he drove past us on the street. i thought it was my friend that threw it at me  :picard:

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: I R Crankey]
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I dropped a couple hits of acid and smoked a few joints with friends before going to see a movie. We ended up watching thirty minutes of Notting Hill before realizing it wasn't a trailer and we had gone into the wrong theater. We were trying to see Muppets in Space.

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: stereolab]
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I've remembered one time when my friend slapped me so out of some weird reflex I jumping kicked him in the balls.

I felt no remorse, only hilarity, as I watched him roll around, half crying, half laughing on the floor. I felt really bad once I'd come down, though.


And another time, a few friends and I were playing catch with my phone on a field and, for some strange reason, I felt the urge to lob it as far as I could. So I did. My friends just looked at me in disbelief, and I was like "What are you waiting for? Let's go find it!" as if it was something we had planned. We never did find it; I threw it out of the field and into a very overgrown area. Luckily, the phone wasn't expensive at all.

This topic is making me remember loads of stupid things I've done... I'll be posting back with more for sure.


Haha at the post above. Was it a group of guys? Must have looked a bit out of place in Notting Hill. :tongue:

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: armadillo]
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I tried to play Rock Paper Scissors and did it upside down, slapping the flat part of my hand on my fist.  Then I said "Oh wait" and reversed it, doing the same thing, with my other hand, slapping the top of my fist with my hand.

Rock Paper Scissors failed that day.


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: Sheeno]
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Haha at the post above. Was it a group of guys? Must have looked a bit out of place in Notting Hill. :tongue:


It was two guys and two girls. We were super paranoid about walking out of the theater and I think a lot of people were laughing at us. We ended up just going home because we thought it was pretty obvious that we were really fucked up.

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: armadillo]
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Tago Mago is my favorite album ever :w0ahhhhmahnnn:


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: stereolab]
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Psychedelic Sounds of the Thirteenth Floor Elavators is one my favorites.

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: armadillo]
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the other day i was leaving my friends apartment and had to run back 5 times because i left 5 things in his apartment. all of which i came back for one at a time, remembering each time i got back to my car that i had left more shit in his apartment.

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: armadillo]
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pfxtc said:
I never thought I'd say this but I miss weed, it's been almost a year ! :frown:


So get some weed and smoke!  Damn son.

As far as my biggest stoner move goes, it would probably be accidentally driving 80 miles past our destination before we realized it after getting blazed in the car.  :lol:


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: deCypher]
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Fuckin epic :rofl2:


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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Back when I had this crappy plastic bong, I blew it out like you might blow out a cashed bowl.  Nasty, stinky bong water gushed up and out of the stem and through the ash filled bowl all to land on my brand new blue blanket.  needless to say, shit was gross and stanky.:facepalm:  Also, I don't use bongs anymore.


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: fee] * 1
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Lighted a cigarette from the wrong side, smoked all the butt, and when i reached the tobacco i wondered what the strange taste was and checked it out...

:albundy:


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The Source Of The Force
Is The Power Of The Mind

"if you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove." - timothy leary"
Anno: "-I can do anything with those clouds!"
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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: Sterile]
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buying a $560 camera just to take macros of my latest bud stock :omgawesome:  :burnone:  :baggy:  :bestbud:


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: grimR]
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Back in the early days of smoking I did some really dumb shit.

One time, we ordered pizza and sprite to go with it. So a little time passes and I realize that my mouth is a goddamn desert, so I ask for some soda.

My friends ended up convincing me that there never was any in the first place and that all the water in the house was also turned off. They even flipped the switch so that water wouldn't come out of the sinks. It was pouring rain, so I went outside with a glass and sat there holding it till it filled up.
I returned, victorious, to find them sitting there with the bottle of sprite laughing their asses off as I dripped all over the floor.
:nonono:

Now I just lose shit constantly and put my phone in the fridge.


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: Chubba]
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Chubba said:
Quote:
I some times put things in weird places like the fridge

the fridge is the first place I go when im looking for some thing


Back when I was 15 and first started smoking... I was stoned and chilling in my room.

Then I hear my dad yell, "WHO THE FUCK PUT THE ICECREAM IN THE CUPBOARD??".

Melted ice-cream everywhere :sad:


classic. :ilold:

my friend was dropping me off at my house at like 3 in the morning when i was 16. I was supposed to sneak into my house but I was just like
"Yooooo I'll go ask my mom if you can come in and chill." (I was very drunk as well as high)

My Friend: "Noooo don't do that"

Walk up to the door, ring the doorbell several times "Yooo mom... ummm... shit."


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: mufasa]
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hahahaha these are all soo funny guys.

started pumping 30dollars in gas, got back in car, my argumentative boss calls, pisses me off, i throw the phone into the passenger seat and the not thinking I start the car and let out the clutch, just start driving off. #@$%@$#yank!Y%#%#!!!out comes the nozzle and hose right off the pump, gas spraying everywhere at first but dwindles right down. damn. So I nonchalantly get out of the car pull the nozzle out of my tank, drop it on the ground, and meanwhile all the indian attendents come running out freaking not knowing what to do. The one told me to call 911 lol. I just say "no thanks and also i'm so very sorry about all this" and drive off

and then when i was like 16 my friend and I had this stupid homemade bamboo bong that we made one day when we bored as hell, but to finish this project and get to try this thing out we needed a screen for the bowl piece. So after searching for an hour all over for anything we could use, it finally hits me! use a real screen, out of the window duh. So my friend cut a small piece out and put it in the bowl, he had it fit nice n' perfect. So i decided to try it out dry with nothing in it right away- get a liter, start to suck and then flame the bowl. #$##&#Blaughk#@!#%cough@*#$#*cough@^$. Of course what we didn't realize, as i exhale a black cloud of  smoke, is that they were plastic synthetic screens, not metal! that was the worst. yuck


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: ChubbyPitbull]
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eww...that's gross.


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