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Offlinefalseliberty
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Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family
    #3656867 - 01/21/05 12:24 AM (19 years, 11 days ago)

I just had to move back to my dad's house because my roommate moved to the west coast, leaving me high and dry with rent and bills that I couldn't pay by myself. I was hoping to save up money anyway, to maybe move to B.C. My dad is one thing but since I moved out last time he got remarried and now my wicked step-mother and her two assholes (step-brother and Step-sister to be formal)  :mad2: have now taken over the house that me and my Dad once shared by ourselves. I mean I'm happy for him and all, but I just wish I didn't have to deal with these strangers or worse have them invade my privacy. My step sister is OK I guess, but she always takes the side of my gorilla like step-brother :frown:, who is probably the world biggest asshole, and tries to intimidate me . I keep trying to tell myself that whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, but their always on my case, especially my wicked step-mother, what a bitch, she was so nice until I moved in. Well what can I do, if I try to trip I get all worried about my fascist gorilla step-brother that I get paranoid. Any Advice.  :confused: :confused: :confused:


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3656875 - 01/21/05 12:26 AM (19 years, 11 days ago)

tell him to relaxx and smoke a bowl.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3656879 - 01/21/05 12:27 AM (19 years, 11 days ago)

advertise in your local newspaper for another roommate


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3656885 - 01/21/05 12:28 AM (19 years, 11 days ago)

Spring $40 bucks on a motel room and invite a friend to trip with ya?


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3656893 - 01/21/05 12:30 AM (19 years, 11 days ago)

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13eetleJuice said:
Spring $40 bucks on a hooker and invite a friend to trip with ya?




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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: Jim]
    #3656910 - 01/21/05 12:35 AM (19 years, 11 days ago)

get in a pretty dress wearing silver slippers and go to the prince's ball in a pumpkin chariage.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: Toricious]
    #3656932 - 01/21/05 12:42 AM (19 years, 11 days ago)

hahaha yeah, he's cinderella!


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3657282 - 01/21/05 03:12 AM (19 years, 10 days ago)

Step-families are no fun. I know from experience. Step-mothers are almost always evil.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3657584 - 01/21/05 07:43 AM (19 years, 10 days ago)

yeah man get a job and work alot so you dont have to be home much, make some money, and peace out of that toxic stepfamily situation. whatever you do dont get comfortable staying there and putting up with it. good luck bro


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3657596 - 01/21/05 07:49 AM (19 years, 10 days ago)

I tried to get a new roomate before I had to move out of my apartment, but the only person I found was some preppy republican and I know that wasn't going to work because if he looked in the closet..... but that had to go as well


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3657673 - 01/21/05 08:18 AM (19 years, 10 days ago)

Make a surprise spaghetti for Sunday dinner.  Throw in some special mushroom sauce.  The family should be much happier after that.  :evil:


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: Supernova]
    #3657691 - 01/21/05 08:27 AM (19 years, 10 days ago)

Is your step-sister hot?


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: Anjaba]
    #3658022 - 01/21/05 10:45 AM (19 years, 10 days ago)

Poison them.. Not enough to kill them, just make them paralytically ill  :grin:  :cheers:

.. and then laugh at them, keep the poison rolling into there food and you and your dad can be free again, while there stuck in bed 24/7, asking for your assistance to wipe there ass (maybe not the best advantage of this operation, but at least you dont have to kiss it anymore  :grin:)

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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: Mushie_Man]
    #3662085 - 01/22/05 07:01 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

Oh, get this, I was out last night and came home with the feeling that someone had been in my room. I eventually found my (hidden) bag of pan. cyans. that had just over an Ounce in it, now it's just below 21 grams, that's like a quearter gone!! What the hell? I know it was my cromagnum Step-brother, and what can I say? He outweighs me by about 70 pounds.
Anjaba: Ya, I guess you could say she was pretty, she was gone since Thursday so I know it wasn't her.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: Anjaba]
    #3662138 - 01/22/05 08:33 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

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Anjaba said:
Is your step-sister hot?



:lol:
Boy does that hit close to home! :blush:
My dad got re-married after my mom died.  I had been out of the house for a few years but I had to move back in to my Dads for a couple months one time while I was getting back on my feet (I had just come off of a stretch of homelessness in Southern California).  So here I am, sleeping on my Dads couch, and theres some young, hot chick now occupying the room I grew up in.  Whats a guy to do!!























Although it felt strangely incestuous she was amazing in bed!  :grin:


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3662507 - 01/22/05 11:40 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

that is strangely incestuous hahahaa


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3662705 - 01/22/05 12:47 PM (19 years, 9 days ago)

Whats wrong with hittin step sisters. Its not like shes your blood anyhow.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #3662726 - 01/22/05 12:51 PM (19 years, 9 days ago)

"Step Counts" as said in HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm" :lol:


Edited by x_TYLER_x (01/22/05 12:52 PM)


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: TYL3R]
    #3662786 - 01/22/05 01:07 PM (19 years, 9 days ago)

Not to deviate from the topic at hand, but is there actually anything wrong with nailing your step sister? I want to know people's opinions of it. I wouldn't have a problem with it if I had a scorchingly hot step sister.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: DNKYD]
    #3662801 - 01/22/05 01:11 PM (19 years, 9 days ago)

Is your step sister hot?


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: DNKYD]
    #3662809 - 01/22/05 01:14 PM (19 years, 9 days ago)

There's no problem with it by blood, only social stigmas maybe


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: downforpot]
    #3662821 - 01/22/05 01:18 PM (19 years, 9 days ago)

I don't actualy have a step sister, my parents are still married. But if I did, and she was hot, and seduced me one night while mommy and daddy were out, I'd go for it.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: DNKYD]
    #3662830 - 01/22/05 01:20 PM (19 years, 9 days ago)

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DNKYD said:
I don't actualy have a step sister, my parents are still married. But if I did, and she was hot, and seduced me one night while mommy and daddy were out, I'd go for it.


My opinion in a nutshell


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: DNKYD]
    #3663272 - 01/22/05 03:45 PM (19 years, 9 days ago)

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DNKYD said:
I don't actualy have a step sister, my parents are still married. But if I did, and she was hot, and seduced me one night while mommy and daddy were out, I'd go for it.




I think I would also.

Hey, why don't you beat the shit out of your step bro? or piss in his bed? maaan I wish I was in a position like you.. theres so many fucking options! buy some gay porn and leave it out in his room so your dad or step mom finds it. As I come up with new ideas I'll post them.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #3668055 - 01/23/05 02:06 PM (19 years, 8 days ago)

Hella: I wish I could beat the shit out of him, but he's like 70 or 80 pounds heavier then me. I hate to admit it but he would wipe the floor with me without using to arms. I locked my shit up, but I shouldn't have to, ya know.

As for my step-sister, I doubt she would be up for it, I would have to be pretty drunk to get past the whole social inscibed brainwashing and there's a bunch of other issues that come up as well. Just so you know, I'm not even considering it, though I apprecaite the advice. As Tyler said "step counts"
Somebody PM'ed me to piss in my step-brothers mouthwash, doesn't that make me as bad as him? Thanks for your advice guys


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3668910 - 01/23/05 05:09 PM (19 years, 8 days ago)


Somebody PM'ed me to piss in my step-brothers mouthwash, doesn't that make me as bad as him?

Ironically, swishing your mouth out with urine is actually healthy(people in the middle ages used to do it)....but the idea of it is still gross.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3671410 - 01/24/05 05:45 AM (19 years, 7 days ago)

Tidbit of news about this, my Dad and step-mom are going out of town in a couple of days, leaving me alone with the two steps, I know one of two things is going to happen either one of them is going to have a party or I am. So I've got a decision to make. Can't write more now, I'm on my way to work.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3673114 - 01/24/05 03:47 PM (19 years, 7 days ago)

Do you guys think I should throw a party? I'll probally be kicked out, then I'd have to go live with my Mom in Texas until I can save enough money to move out, and thats a whole new set of problems. It's just a constant strain of hate over here, all of hem hate me, and my Dad won't even stick up for me.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3674504 - 01/24/05 08:54 PM (19 years, 7 days ago)

I was in a situation a couple of years back like that with my step-dad, once I moved out everthing got better. As for the rest of the family the only thing I can think of is that when you moved in they already had a system of living that maybe they feel your interfering with, or they could just be cold hearted bastards. I have a hard time believing anthing is onesided so I suggest a piece offering to the step-brother, if that fails you have to stand up for yourself, or else you will keep being walked on. Pacifism is often mistaken for weakness.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: monkeyking]
    #3674543 - 01/24/05 09:00 PM (19 years, 7 days ago)

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monkeyking said:
Pacifism is often mistaken for weakness.



Sad, but true.
Sometimes you have to take a few lumps to get some respect.  Stand up for yourself if you are being treated unfairly by your step-brother.  Even if he whoops on you you'll probably get more respect if you don't back down.






























....and then bang your step-sister! :smirk:


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3677013 - 01/25/05 09:33 AM (19 years, 6 days ago)

monkeyking: Ya, I think I may try to give a piece offering to my step brother like asking if he wants to trip with me, because thats all I can think of. I'm not sure if I would be that comforatable doing that with him, not that I don't think he would, it might not be a good trip for me. What do ya think?


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3677968 - 01/25/05 01:43 PM (19 years, 6 days ago)

well I know of strangers who tripped with each other and were best friends the next day. On the other hand you should probally aviod tripping with someone you already have a bad relationship with, that could spell trouble since your atmosphere and surrounding will be effecting you. I'm not sure, what does anyone else think?


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: monkeyking]
    #3678181 - 01/25/05 02:24 PM (19 years, 6 days ago)

I think he should trip [with] and bang the stepsister ^_^


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: monkeyking]
    #3678186 - 01/25/05 02:25 PM (19 years, 6 days ago)

kill em with kindness bro, works every time. If you act out against them it'll only bring you down more the best thing to do is to try and make piece with them. I was in almost the exact same situation as you 6 months ago and 2 years before that when I got kicked out of my house completely and lived on the street for 2 months because I tried to "fight fire with fire." If someone is treating you bad just treat them as you would any other person and they'll learn the error of their ways. :heart: :heart: :mushroom2:


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: infamous]
    #3678210 - 01/25/05 02:28 PM (19 years, 6 days ago)

i actually wouldnt suggest tripping with him especially if theres beed some negative feeling towards each other in the past, I would sit down and talk to him and tell him that you guys have the potential to be brothers (real brother,who cares about blood ties) and that its pointless for you two to hate each other especially if you gonna live together. If you take the time to look you can find goodness in everyone


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: infamous]
    #3682402 - 01/26/05 09:31 AM (19 years, 5 days ago)

Good advice, infamous, I decided it wasn't a good idea to trip with him. I am going to ove out as soon as I can, I was going to buy a new car, well a new "used" car, but I am so miserable here so that is going to have to wait.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3683053 - 01/26/05 12:41 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

Ya man moving out is your best option, if you have enough for a new car you should have at least a few months of rent, then you can live as free as you want.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3683070 - 01/26/05 12:47 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

A swift, well-placed kick in the nuts will reduce the biggest guy to a whimpering pile on the floor.... :wink:


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #3683076 - 01/26/05 12:48 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
fucking options! buy some gay porn and leave it out in his room so your dad or step mom finds it. As I come up with new ideas I'll post them.




I like the way you think. How bout putting some coke in his pants pocket when his mom does his laundry


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: monkeyking]
    #3683088 - 01/26/05 12:49 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

I say.. set up video cameras around the house to catch them with some blackmail goodies... boiiii!


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: Le_Canard]
    #3683105 - 01/26/05 12:55 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

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ToiletDuk said:
A swift, well-placed kick in the nuts will reduce the biggest guy to a whimpering pile on the floor.... :wink:



And a swift, not-so-well-placed kick at his nuts will really piss him off resulting in a serious ass-whoopin for you! :grin: So make it count the first time!!

Like my father (who is a very big man) always told me..."Any time you wanna take a shot at me, go ahead.  But make the first one count because I can gaurantee you won't get a second!"


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: monkeyking]
    #3683228 - 01/26/05 01:26 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

Oh ya tripping with him is probally not the best idea after all, but you could still "kill them with kindness" like infamous said, if that fail


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: monkeyking]
    #3689223 - 01/27/05 03:51 PM (19 years, 4 days ago)

Ya, that's good advice to the summit, I'll have to be careful if it ever goes down, I was slapboxing with a freind once and got a grazing shot to the jewels, droped like a sack of potatos. Speaking of cameras, I wouldn't doubt that their already watching me. I may move out of my state all together. I really want to go to BC but will they let me rent an appartment since I'm a "yank"? There or someplace with a good counter-culture would be great.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3689836 - 01/27/05 05:44 PM (19 years, 4 days ago)

I went throught the exact same thing man. Exactly! Move out now, trust me on this one. If there is absolutley no way to get along with them, don't even try find a new roomate, a new house and get away from them. Step families are evil. Besides, who wants to live at home anyway.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: i_rage_against]
    #3694830 - 01/28/05 06:20 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

I'm working on that rage. I'm thinking about moving to BC to finish college. I'd like to become a Canadian citizen someday. Does anybody know a cheap town to live in by Vancouver? I've got to get out of here soon.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3695388 - 01/28/05 08:17 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

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RandalFlagg said:

Somebody PM'ed me to piss in my step-brothers mouthwash, doesn't that make me as bad as him?

Ironically, swishing your mouth out with urine is actually healthy(people in the middle ages used to do it)....but the idea of it is still gross.




There is a certain tribe in africa who colors their hair pink with goat urine. Also ancient romans brushed their teeth with urine.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: MycoJunkie]
    #3695441 - 01/28/05 08:30 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

well you do have a bad situation. you could beat the shit out of your step-bro but you'd have to fight cheap really cheap in fact like sneaking up behind him and beating his head in with a crobar. so that wont do i say try to make friend. if he stole your mushies he probeble like them so you have something in commen. try to work with that.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: dressel11]
    #3703840 - 01/30/05 07:07 PM (19 years, 1 day ago)

im in basically the same situation, just had to move back in with my dad, in his new home with my step mom and step borhter. we all hate eachother and the stepmom is a raging bitch, my dad is going outo f town for a while also but is haviong step moms mom, step grandma? stay at the house beacause they dont trust me. this shit officially sucka and i know where your coming fron on all of this.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3703960 - 01/30/05 07:28 PM (19 years, 1 day ago)

my step dad sucked.  i dunno about step-siblings but i'd fuck my step sister if she was really really hot and if i were you falseliberty, about your step-bro..  i'd hold a knife to the motherfucker's throat while he's asleep.. wake him up, and give him a little ultimatum along the lines of "if you fuck with me again i will fucking kill you in your sleep".

and then TRY to act innocent when your parents freak out on you the next day.  :wink:




if i were in your situation i'd be so pissed off that i'd probably beat him down with a baseball bat or something as soon as he got in my face.  i'm an angry mofo though, so i guess you're probably not going to feel the same way about it as me..

either way, hope something good comes of all this bro.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: idiotek]
    #4357278 - 06/30/05 09:52 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

i would like to add for the record, both users false liberty and monkeyking were my step brother trying to manipulate me

weird but true


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4357324 - 06/30/05 10:10 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

thats pretty fucked up


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4357327 - 06/30/05 10:11 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

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zippoz said:
i would like to add for the record, both users false liberty and monkeyking were my step brother trying to manipulate me

weird but true




Are you being serious? You have a crazy family....


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4357358 - 06/30/05 10:17 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

That's pretty funny zippoz.

How'd you find out?


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