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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: donteatasians]
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donteatasians said:
Trying to use an air popper thats never been used and reasoning that we had to disassemble it and put it back together because the top part was on the bottom. I got the screwdriver and started going at it and halfway through i realized it was just upsidedown.:mad2:



I almost shed a tear over that one


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: fee]
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Ha...I can totally relate to that one I have found the weirdest things in my fridge. One time, I heard this alarming noise, as I searched around for the strange sound I realized that it was my phone ringing and it was coming from the freezer. :gethigh:


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"I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown." -Jim Morrison

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: fee]
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whats an air popper?

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: druqs]
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it pops popcorn with hot air, like a dryer for popcorn.


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: druqs]
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My biggest stoner move also happen to be when I was drinking. I don't know what in the hell I thought I was but I layed on my back and squirmed for like 10 minutes before my family felt sorry for me and moved me to my room lol I couldn't stop laughing either.


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SHROOMS MAKE YOU GAY
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Crystal G said:
  its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: LadySativa]
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Oh yeah and I was grinding 4 grams of lovely cambodians in a coffee grinder and just as I opened it anxiously awaiting it's consumption, the powder exploded into midair all round me. I licked my sleeves just like the lsd part in fear and loathing.


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"I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown." -Jim Morrison

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: LadySativa]
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How much did you manage to recover?


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Crystal G said:
  its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: LadySativa]
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LadySativa said:
Oh yeah and I was grinding 4 grams of lovely cambodians in a coffee grinder and just as I opened it anxiously awaiting it's consumption, the powder exploded into midair all round me. I licked my sleeves just like the lsd part in fear and loathing.



did you trip?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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There's so many...

I was at coasters and his volcano was unplugged, this had already been established but about 1 minute later i said "I think something is unplugged."

Nothin gets passed me, huh


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: psilyguy]
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psilyguy said:
Another time I woke'n'boke home alone. I was making some toast and the toaster got stuck on. I took a metal fork and got about 2 inches from the toaster when I realized how bad of an idea that was. :kingtard:


Shit, electrocution whilst blazed would be horrific. :scaredturtle:

Haha at the bong water (that must have been so gross; would have made me vomit I'm sure) and the flaming foot stories.

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: fee]
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Prepay for gas, then drive off without pumping it. doh


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T h e r e  a r e  n o  o r d i n a r y  m o m e n t s.

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: Sheeno]
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not the biggest but a stoner moment had just happened with my friend on msn :rofl:

-·=»‡«=·- T}{€ ¤¿¤ ƒ®ÕG -·=»‡«=·- says:
ill become a rent-a-cop
if you cant beat em join them haha
! says:
hahaha
yes
i was thinking think
this*
ahaha
stoner moment


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: thePatient] * 1
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thePatient said:
Prepay for gas, then drive off without pumping it. doh


Never anything as expensive as gas (or petrol as we say this side of the pond), but the amount of times I've ordered things from fast food places and the like and then forgot to pick up my purchase... One time, when particularly high, I bought a cola from Subway, who have one of those self-service things on drinks. I totally forgot I'd ordered it until I walked out the shop, at which point I reasoned the women behind the counter would have given me a cup, and chose not to because she realised I was high, and somehow I figured out that it was fair enough as some sort of "stoner tax", and decided on this basis not to go back in and retrieve my drink. The logic confuses me to this day...

In actual fact, the cups are next to the drinks' machines.

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: AcidDropper420]
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After I lost the powder I decided not to even weigh out the amount, I just dug my hand in the bag and started to eat the Cambodians like candy...big mistake, I tripped for 9 hours straight since they were mostly aborts they were majorly potent. I listened to a non-existent lady who put the fear of god in me most the night. She kept telling me all kinds of things, I still have not met with here since(thank goodness). I nearly went to jail/hospital that night.


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: z_x_x_z]
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Yes, well 4 hours seemed to be peaking and the rest I was caught in some loop where everytime I glanced at the clock it was 1:27 am. It's the craziest, longest trip ever for myself.


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: z_x_x_z]
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I assume the clock I was viewing was my computer clock, which has a tendency to freeze up but it was very trippy to have that happen while on a heavy dose.


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: thePatient]
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haha!

so many good ones.

My worst stoned move happened when my saltwater aquarium suddenly busted a seam at 4a.m.

Luckily it was right beside me and my bed when it happened. I also conveniently had an empty large plastic bin on my floor, thank god. I jumped up at what seemed like the speed of light in my boxers and bear hugged the aquarium, while it gushed saltwater everywhere. Then i somehow lifted the thing (strange boost of strength) forgetting that i had built it INTO the stand, and that the filter hoses actually went straight down into the table. Some how those hoses ripped off as i tore the aquarium off the table...  now the canister filter is spraying water everywhere, as i smash the aquarium sideways into the large plastic bin.

Picture all this happening in under a few seconds...

At this point i realized that the light fixture had fallen into the water, so i panic and reach for the half submerged totally soaked ungrounded powerbar, for some reason pick it up with my wet hand, and THEN unpluged it from the wall. Keep in mind i am also standing barefoot in the same massive puddle of inch deep water. AND, salt water is a much better conductor than freshwater.

after all this, breaking my aquarium, and the stand, and almost killing myself, i realized i probably could have just pressed the sides in to close the split seam...

:facepalm:


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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: Meat_hod]
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^^

Hah, good one.

I love it when very dangerous situations pop up while blazed, I got a bunch but can't really tell them for legal reasons.

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Re: Biggest stoner move you have done [Re: Chubba]
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Chubba said:
^^

Hah, good one.

I love it when very dangerous situations pop up while blazed, I got a bunch but can't really tell them for legal reasons.




psssshhhh


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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