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OfflineToTheSummit
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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: Le_Canard]
    #3683105 - 01/26/05 12:55 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

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ToiletDuk said:
A swift, well-placed kick in the nuts will reduce the biggest guy to a whimpering pile on the floor.... :wink:



And a swift, not-so-well-placed kick at his nuts will really piss him off resulting in a serious ass-whoopin for you! :grin: So make it count the first time!!

Like my father (who is a very big man) always told me..."Any time you wanna take a shot at me, go ahead.  But make the first one count because I can gaurantee you won't get a second!"


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: monkeyking]
    #3683228 - 01/26/05 01:26 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

Oh ya tripping with him is probally not the best idea after all, but you could still "kill them with kindness" like infamous said, if that fail


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: monkeyking]
    #3689223 - 01/27/05 03:51 PM (19 years, 4 days ago)

Ya, that's good advice to the summit, I'll have to be careful if it ever goes down, I was slapboxing with a freind once and got a grazing shot to the jewels, droped like a sack of potatos. Speaking of cameras, I wouldn't doubt that their already watching me. I may move out of my state all together. I really want to go to BC but will they let me rent an appartment since I'm a "yank"? There or someplace with a good counter-culture would be great.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3689836 - 01/27/05 05:44 PM (19 years, 4 days ago)

I went throught the exact same thing man. Exactly! Move out now, trust me on this one. If there is absolutley no way to get along with them, don't even try find a new roomate, a new house and get away from them. Step families are evil. Besides, who wants to live at home anyway.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: i_rage_against]
    #3694830 - 01/28/05 06:20 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

I'm working on that rage. I'm thinking about moving to BC to finish college. I'd like to become a Canadian citizen someday. Does anybody know a cheap town to live in by Vancouver? I've got to get out of here soon.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3695388 - 01/28/05 08:17 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

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RandalFlagg said:

Somebody PM'ed me to piss in my step-brothers mouthwash, doesn't that make me as bad as him?

Ironically, swishing your mouth out with urine is actually healthy(people in the middle ages used to do it)....but the idea of it is still gross.




There is a certain tribe in africa who colors their hair pink with goat urine. Also ancient romans brushed their teeth with urine.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: MycoJunkie]
    #3695441 - 01/28/05 08:30 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

well you do have a bad situation. you could beat the shit out of your step-bro but you'd have to fight cheap really cheap in fact like sneaking up behind him and beating his head in with a crobar. so that wont do i say try to make friend. if he stole your mushies he probeble like them so you have something in commen. try to work with that.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: dressel11]
    #3703840 - 01/30/05 07:07 PM (19 years, 1 day ago)

im in basically the same situation, just had to move back in with my dad, in his new home with my step mom and step borhter. we all hate eachother and the stepmom is a raging bitch, my dad is going outo f town for a while also but is haviong step moms mom, step grandma? stay at the house beacause they dont trust me. this shit officially sucka and i know where your coming fron on all of this.


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"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: falseliberty]
    #3703960 - 01/30/05 07:28 PM (19 years, 1 day ago)

my step dad sucked.  i dunno about step-siblings but i'd fuck my step sister if she was really really hot and if i were you falseliberty, about your step-bro..  i'd hold a knife to the motherfucker's throat while he's asleep.. wake him up, and give him a little ultimatum along the lines of "if you fuck with me again i will fucking kill you in your sleep".

and then TRY to act innocent when your parents freak out on you the next day.  :wink:




if i were in your situation i'd be so pissed off that i'd probably beat him down with a baseball bat or something as soon as he got in my face.  i'm an angry mofo though, so i guess you're probably not going to feel the same way about it as me..

either way, hope something good comes of all this bro.


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: idiotek]
    #4357278 - 06/30/05 09:52 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

i would like to add for the record, both users false liberty and monkeyking were my step brother trying to manipulate me

weird but true


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4357324 - 06/30/05 10:10 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

thats pretty fucked up


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4357327 - 06/30/05 10:11 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

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zippoz said:
i would like to add for the record, both users false liberty and monkeyking were my step brother trying to manipulate me

weird but true




Are you being serious? You have a crazy family....


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Re: Damn, had to move back in with my Dad, and his new, evil family [Re: ZippoZ]
    #4357358 - 06/30/05 10:17 PM (18 years, 6 months ago)

That's pretty funny zippoz.

How'd you find out?


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