Anonymous #1 said:

Rofl.

Thanks a lot guys, this thread was pretty lolsy.

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Anonymous #10 said:

This is no doubt the work of SilverSoul.

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Anonymous #13 said:

Anonymous #12 said:

Anonymous #10 said:

This is no doubt the work of SilverSoul.

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hahaha. was going to post this if no one had already, too bad i think most people here now will ahve no idea what you're talking about

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Elaborate.

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Anonymous #23 said:

About a year ago I was on a long road trip bringing back about 40 pounds of vacuum sealed nug and had to stop in a hillbilly Arkansas truck stop after driving for about 6 hours and eating nothing but gas station food (mostly chilli cheese dogs and burritos).

I was doing the waddle all the way to the bathroom and when I finally reached the toilet I felt the mammoth shit shifting down getting ready to explode from my ass so I made up my mind right then to shit all over the seat. As I moved into position I could no longer hold my rectum shut and involuntarily my shit was sprayed with force all over 1/3rd of the toilet and most of the seat. All of this was happening while large bursts of air randomly spurted out of my hole along with the shit to make extremely loud farting noises, at least 2 people opened the door, heard the shits and quickly left while I was in the stall.

While I was in the afterglow of post deification euphoria I took a long look at my filthy creation and almost felt sorry for the poor underpaid bastard who would have to bleach the entire fucking stall. Shit was dripping from the toilet and wall, a pile of toilet paper was stacked up almost passed the seat after using 2 rolls to clean my ass and legs and there wasn't a white spec on the seat that wasn't fouled. So I did the only thing I could do, I flushed the toilet knowing it would clog and walked out a triumphant man with my head held high.

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