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Shit On Bathroom Walls
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So, my girlfriend works at a store...and asked me a question. Some dicknut was supposed to clean the mens bathroom, and her boss told her to go check if he did it. She took a peek in the mens room, and saw there was shit wiped on the wall.

She asked me "why would a guy do that, ever?"

I got to thinking about it...and I've been in a number of public bathrooms with a wall-shit-smear. What is even more interesting to me, was that she was so amazed by it. I guess this doesn't go on in the ladies room.

So, anonymous shit-smearers...why do you do what you do? Post here, free of judgment.

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i'll be doing this tomorow, thanks for the idea ...........

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I've never done it, because I have the decency to realize someone is going to have to clean it.

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #3]
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never done it either.  playing with your poo is a sure sign of insanity.  you can also bet this was the work of a small child.

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #4]
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yea it was probably a dumbass kid or a retarded person. well cone, one of my dumbass friends smeared shit on the wall in highscool, not sure why he did that.....

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Did the shit-smear read "Glenn Beck Was Here"?

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Did the shit-smear read "Zappaisgay Was Here"?



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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #6]
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@6 - Nope.

And it can't always be a child, as I've seen it in a number of bowling alleys and bars.

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Same reason I use to pee on the floor.

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Same reason I use to pee on the floor.



To be an asshole?

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #1]
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When my dad was on a submarine, he said there was a "phantom shitter" on the boat.  Every once in a while, someone would find a loaf pinched in a file cabinet, or someone's shoe, or some random spot on the sub.

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #3]
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it was your dad.

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
When my dad was on a submarine, he said there was a "phantom shitter" on the boat.  Every once in a while, someone would find a loaf pinched in a file cabinet, or someone's shoe, or some random spot on the sub.



Thats totally different, and I 100% understand why someone would shit in a shoe or cabinet in a submarine.

How much is there to really DO when in a submarine? I mean, I bet I'd be shitting in peoples shoes too.

Not the same, but thanks for sharing. I lol'd.

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
it was your dad.




YOUR DAD IS THE PHANTOM SHITTER

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #4]
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i put the door of the stall in my ass crak and do a vertoical 3d wipe leavimnga nice stain of my ass juice across the door

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I guess this doesn't go on in the ladies room.



This is NOT true.  Friend who works at a shoe store told me about a shit-smearing incident in the women's bathroom.  Apparently someone got explosive diarrhea and unloaded the majority of it on the walls.

Anonymous #3 said:
When my dad was on a submarine, he said there was a "phantom shitter" on the boat.  Every once in a while, someone would find a loaf pinched in a file cabinet, or someone's shoe, or some random spot on the sub.



:ilold:

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #9]
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This is no doubt the work of SilverSoul.

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #10]
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i poop in random spots around town not in toilets just to get a rise outta folks

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Tis for fun

i took a huge colier in a urinal once

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #11]
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thats for pussies. I pooped in a mans open mouth before he even expected it at my local deli

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