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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #8]
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twice

going back for round three atm

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
This is no doubt the work of SilverSoul.




hahaha. was going to post this if no one had already, too bad i think most people here now will ahve no idea what you're talking about :frown:

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous #12 said:
Anonymous #10 said:
This is no doubt the work of SilverSoul.




hahaha. was going to post this if no one had already, too bad i think most people here now will ahve no idea what you're talking about :frown:



Elaborate.

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
I guess this doesn't go on in the ladies room.



This is NOT true.  Friend who works at a shoe store told me about a shit-smearing incident in the women's bathroom.  Apparently someone got explosive diarrhea and unloaded the majority of it on the walls.

Anonymous #3 said:
When my dad was on a submarine, he said there was a "phantom shitter" on the boat.  Every once in a while, someone would find a loaf pinched in a file cabinet, or someone's shoe, or some random spot on the sub.



:ilold:



I've witnessed the toilet-back-and-wall-covering explosive diarrhea spray, in the women's room also, in a movie theatre I used to work at. However, I think this shit-smearing is a different phenomenon, if anyone has any experience with female-explosive-spray-diarrhea though, I think this is an occurrence worth investigating as well.

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #14]
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i've always heard womens bathrooms are as bad if not worse than male bathrooms. they piss and shit just like us but also have bloody tampon/pads to deal with so while most aren't as gross/sloppy as males they have more ways to be gross. i mean piss shit and blood is a pretty unhealty mix and there's some girls out there way more disgusting than most guys.

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #12]
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I can understand sitting down to shit, and having to shit so bad you spray the wall before you get there.

I guess.

But I'm talking, like, someone obviously had shit all over their hand, and wiped in on the wall. :lol:

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #1]
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People wipe shit on the bathroom wall so that poor innocent young ladies like your girlfriend will come in and gasp and be grossed out and then have to clean it up because it is their job.  :cool:

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #15]
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I played a round of golf one day while drinking cheap ass budwieser from the beer cart. By the time we finished the 18th hole, the budwieser and the jack-in-the-box were playing twister in my intestines.

I had to shit so bad... and the worst part was, I had to walk up 40 setps to get to the club house bathroom.


I opened the door, turned to the right, opened the stall and pulled my pants down to my ankles, and right when I bent my knees to have a seat, it was like a super soaker full of chocolate cake mix splattered the silver work on the toilet, the wall behind the toilet, the toilet seat, the toilet bowl, the toilet handle, the toilet bolts that hold it to the floor and even got some in the toilet itself.

I sat down on what part of the seat wasn't covered in foul smelling shit and finished up and got the hell out of there quick. Just as soon as I washed up, and walked out, this mexican janitor walked in.

I haven't played golf there since.

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Anonymous #15 said:
People wipe shit on the bathroom wall so that poor innocent young ladies like your girlfriend will come in and gasp and be grossed out and then have to clean it up because it is their job.  :cool:



Rofl. Its not her job. She just checked to see if it was clean. Its some dudes job.

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Be a man and shit in a urinal. No shitting in a bag then dropping the loaf in later either, man up with your cheeks on the porcelain.

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Quote:
I've witnessed the toilet-back-and-wall-covering explosive diarrhea spray, in the women's room also, in a movie theatre I used to work at. However, I think this shit-smearing is a different phenomenon, if anyone has any experience with female-explosive-spray-diarrhea though, I think this is an occurrence worth investigating as well



Women don't like to sit on the seat if they don't have to. Personally I just try not to think about who else sat there before me, but I know women who just kinda squat over the toilet.  That's probably why it happens. 

:themoreyouknow:

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #18]
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I admit I have smeared shit on the walls before, Its mainly from when you got that nasty liquid shit that gets on your hand when you wipe, I don't wanna be walkin to the sink with shit on my hand so I wipe it off on the walls and then wash my hands

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #19]
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wipe it on some toilet paper.........

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Good idea!

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #19]
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This thread is so full of lolz!

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anyone can shit on the walls. Shitting on the ceiling, now that takes talent.

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
Anonymous #3 said:
When my dad was on a submarine, he said there was a "phantom shitter" on the boat.  Every once in a while, someone would find a loaf pinched in a file cabinet, or someone's shoe, or some random spot on the sub.



:ilold:



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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
When my dad was on a submarine, he said there was a "phantom shitter" on the boat.  Every once in a while, someone would find a loaf pinched in a file cabinet, or someone's shoe, or some random spot on the sub.



:lol:
When I was in highschool some girl wiped a bloody pad across the bathroom wall. Its done to gross out anyone who walks into the bathroom.







Oh and
Quote:
Anonymous said:
OP is a Faggot Gay Virgin




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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #22]
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About a year ago I was on a long road trip bringing back about 40 pounds of vacuum sealed nug and had to stop in a hillbilly Arkansas truck stop after driving for about 6 hours and eating nothing but gas station food (mostly chilli cheese dogs and burritos).

I was doing the waddle all the way to the bathroom and when I finally reached the toilet I felt the mammoth shit shifting down getting ready to explode from my ass so I made up my mind right then to shit all over the seat. As I moved into position I could no longer hold my rectum shut and involuntarily my shit was sprayed with force all over 1/3rd of the toilet and most of the seat. All of this was happening while large bursts of air randomly spurted out of my hole along with the shit to make extremely loud farting noises, at least 2 people opened the door, heard the shits and quickly left while I was in the stall.

While I was in the afterglow of post deification euphoria I took a long look at my filthy creation and almost felt sorry for the poor underpaid bastard who would have to bleach the entire fucking stall. Shit was dripping from the toilet and wall, a pile of toilet paper was stacked up almost passed the seat after using 2 rolls to clean my ass and legs and there wasn't a white spec on the seat that wasn't fouled. So I did the only thing I could do, I flushed the toilet knowing it would clog and walked out a triumphant man with my head held high.

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Re: Shit On Bathroom Walls [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
So, my girlfriend works at a store...and asked me a question. Some dicknut was supposed to clean the mens bathroom, and her boss told her to go check if he did it. She took a peek in the mens room, and saw there was shit wiped on the wall.

She asked me "why would a guy do that, ever?"

I got to thinking about it...and I've been in a number of public bathrooms with a wall-shit-smear. What is even more interesting to me, was that she was so amazed by it. I guess this doesn't go on in the ladies room.

So, anonymous shit-smearers...why do you do what you do? Post here, free of judgment.



I was complaining about male toilets once and my sister told me the chicks toilets can be just as bad, if not worse. think bloody tampons...

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