Anonymous #15 said:

It would be funny as fuck if his friends were just jerking his chain

---

Anonymous #2 said:

OP: Even if your package was intercepted, you're still not fucked. Rarely does anything come of packages getting intercepted. I had 2 grams of MDMA seized by customs without incidence.

---

Really?
That's fucking awesome thanks for sharing.

Anonymous #10 said:

I find it hilarious that you refer to your meth as "dope."

What the hell is 3Day express? I'm assuming you mean 2-day Priority Mail.

"Express" is overnight and costs a lot more than Priority. If they only paid Priority but sent it in a box that said "Express," that is why you do not have it.

Reminds me of these guys I knew in college. Friends of friends. Acquaintances.

They only lived about an hour apart, but they decided that shipping an ounce of PUNGENT herb was safer than driving it over. One day, they both come to my place in a panic, saying they had sent an ounce via "Express mail" 4 days ago and it hadn't arrived. They ask me something like, "doesn't Express only take 3 days?" I say no, Express is overnight and it's about $20. How much did you pay? "Uhhhhh, I dunno but we put a lot of stamps on it." STAMPS on it!??! "Uhhhh, yeah." STAMPS ON WHAT!?!? "Uhhhhhh, a box." A USPS box? "Yeah." What did the box say? "Uhhh, it said Priority Express." PRIORITY EXPRESS!? Look, those words are mutually exclusive, it's either Priority or it's Express. "Uhhhhh.... yeah, then it musta been priority, cause I looked it up and it said it would take up to 3 days with that box." Okay, so you vacuum sealed the weed though, right? "Nah see what we did, we put it in a baggie, and then we put that in another baggie, and then we put that in a jar of peanut butter, but don't worry, we put more peanut butter over it so that when you open it all you see is peanut butter." You shipped a jar of PEANUT BUTTER!? "Uhhh, yeah." WHY? "So that they wouldn't smell the weed." So you took a box that said, you THINK it said, Priority on it, put a jar of peanut butter in it, and put STAMPS on it?? "Uhhh, yeah." And they told you at the post office you were good to go? "Uhhh, naw, that was the thing, I didn't wanna be on camera at the post office so I just put it in a drop box." So you took a box that said Priority, put a jar of peanut butter in it filled with weed, slapped some stamps on it, and then dropped it in a drop box? "Yeah." How many stamps? "Uhhhhh...." One, two, five, ten? "Uhhhhhh, I dunno, man, I just put all the stamps I had on it." Haha. Well good luck, man. I honestly have no idea what's gonna happen to it but I wish you the best.

Never found out the end result of the peanut butter story, either. Moved away before they came back to tell me. Hope nothing happened to those guys, they were cool people just ultra-dumb.

The moral of the story is, once again, I hope your friends aren't retards.

---

Anonymous #2 said:

Dope is heroin. Most places, anyway.

---

Ya. I can see that around here we don't get much heroin and they call it Junk when it is around i've heard it called dope but most the time Junk

Anonymous #15 said:

Dope can be any illegal drug man.

They used to call weed 'dope' back in the 70s

---