since i have some free time, i'll play attorney for a second
first of all, if i were you, i would make 100% absolutely positively SURE that there is NOTHING AT ALL drug related in your house that can get you arrested
no paraphernalia, no resins of any sort, no baggies that drugs were in, and most importantly NO DRUGS
you seem to have a large amount of land, and so if you have any of the above items, i would suggest stashing them away somewhere on your property far from your home, or, much much better yet, off of your property...... this will help to a certain extent because the police *MAY* be able to get a search warrant of the house and property if they do a controlled delivery...... so if you have your stuff hidden far away enough you should be covered
keep in mind that cops are filthy lying bastards and may search your place illegally if they really feel like it...... if you write REJECTED : PLEASE RETURN TO SENDER all over the package, i do not believe they have any legal right to search anything
so if i were you........... first i would do the above (hide everything)
SECOND OF ALL, if you get the package, DO NOT OPEN IT, AND WRITE REJECTED:RETURN TO SENDER
IF the cops show up to talk with you, you DO NOT have to talk with them, but I would recommend :
Going outside and then locking your door to speak with them. If they ask about the package, tell them yes you received something but you didn't think it was yours as you hadn't ordered anything, and that you just assumed the sender sent it to the wrong address by accident and thus you wanted to return it.
If they ask to see the package, give it to them.
AFTER THAT : DO NOT SPEAK TO THE POLICE ANYMORE. I hope you have seen this video by now :
DO NOT speak to them. Continue not speaking to them. Eventually they will either go away, or detain you because they're cops and they feel like it. Luckily for you, you have done nothing illegal, and if you end up getting detained or anything, with a good enough lawyer you could likely sue THEM.
p.s. - I can see that creek idea totally backfiring on you.
BEST OF LUCK, and I hope the package gets to you without incident.
And like I've said, USPS has been updating their tracking system a LOT lately, causing delays. It could VERY WELL just be that. But in any case, just follow the rules of the law, and you should not get into any sort of trouble.
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