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I haven't had sex for 7 months
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I go to sleep thinking about pussy, I wake up thinking about pussy. Pretty much every girl I look at I think about fucking (except the fat/diseased/ancient).

I NEED SOME GOD DAMN PUSSY!

:schoolgirl:  :tarareid:  :lizhurley:

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 months [Re: Anonymous #1]
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yeah

thats really only a bad thing if yer married, LOL.


watch

you'll get on a home run streak soon

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 months [Re: Anonymous #2]
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dude i feel sorry for ya, i personally accomplished a goal of mine =)  fuck two girls in the same day, they are best friends too, 1 of them walked in on us around 6pm at a friends house, 6 hours later the one that walked in, I'm nailing at my place, come on now! girls r easy. simple as that. go get laid.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 months [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
yeah

thats really only a bad thing if yer married, LOL.


watch

you'll get on a home run streak soon



HAHAHAHAHA


oh wait i have been married for 6 years :-((

(walks away with head down and  a raging hard on)

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 months [Re: Anonymous #4]
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that sucks man

need a tissue?

:lol:

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 months [Re: Anonymous #2]
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nope just a divorce!!!

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. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Edited by Anonymous (10/15/11 09:59 AM)

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 months [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
does that happen to all married couples, no sex after x amount of years?



Been married for a LONG time, and with her for longer, and we do it as much now as ever. And we're better at it too.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 months [Re: Anonymous #5]
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This thread is not helping!

Don't you just love that feeling the first time you 'enter' a lady...mmmmmmmm soft....warm....mmmmm niiiiiiiiice

I WANT SEX GODDAMIT!

:acslater:

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. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Edited by Anonymous (10/15/11 10:00 AM)

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 months [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Sex is really a total distraction why not focus on some higher human functions instead of crying about your lack of pussy.

BTW I haven't had sex in over a year because I no longer try and ignore women who show an interest in me, my life is so much less of a pain in the ass.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 months [Re: Anonymous #7]
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BTW I haven't had sex in over a year because I no longer try and ignore women who show an interest in me, my life is so much less of a pain in the ass.




And this plan relaxes you?  I have a feeling you will either become a suicide bomber or develop a habit of ejaculating yourself every time the supermarket checkout lady brushes her hand over yours.



my 2 cents

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 months [Re: Anonymous #8]
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#7 sounds like a sociopathic weirdo who fears intimacy.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 months [Re: Anonymous #9]
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"sociopath" yes.

"Wierdo" yes.

afraid of intimacy no.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 months [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Yes ... join us or delve into certain insanity  :scottish:

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 months [Re: Anonymous #7]
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:paradis: There is only one path to happiness :jailbait:

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 months [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I dunno...I tend to agree with #7 here - women are a pain in the ass



and if you can get to a point where you no longer need em - then more power to ya bro  :cheers:

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 months [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
And this plan relaxes you?  I have a feeling you will either become a suicide bomber or develop a habit of ejaculating yourself every time the supermarket checkout lady brushes her hand over yours.



ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 months [Re: Anonymous #12]
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You expected this thread to help?

Get off the internet and go out into the real world. Pussy won't just materialize from your computer screen.

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Re: I haven't had sex for 7 months [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #13 said:
Get off the internet and go out into the real world. Pussy won't just materialize from your computer screen.


Hahahaha actually i beg to differ on the contrary. I haven't had sex in months and months and months and one night i was sitting on the computer chating with a old friend when i convinced her to come visit me for the sole reason being we both needed laid! So i used my comp and bought her ticket's and she'll be here wet and ready to fuck in a few day's so computers can get you laid if you use it right!!!!! Lol!

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