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Poision Ivy of the Testicles
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So once upon a time my father and I were trying to move some abandoned pieces of walkway to our property. These pieces of cement were covered in 7 foot tall thorn bushes and inevitably poison ivy that we didn't realize until we had covered ourselves in it for about an hour. Well this was three days ago and we both were able to avoid it as we showed immediately and thoroughly multiple times as well a applying CalaGel to areas showing signs, disaster was averted.

However, while trying to get the pieces out I used an axe to pull the pieces out to avoid more thorns. Yesterday I was chopping wood before making a fire in the backyard with said axe and the axe broke and was handled before becoming fire wood. I woke up today and suddenly realize that the axe has poison ivy all over it and I was contaminated! So now I have poison ivy on both sides of my face, above my lips, spots I'm trying to control on both arms and hands, and worst of all it's all over my ball sack! Luckily my girlfriend has her period, but still this is a pain in the ass (more like a poison ivy grove to the nuts :tongue:) as I look semi-retarded trying to find jobs with red shit all over my face. Sure it's not that bad, I have had it to the point where I've had two full sleeves of it and was forced to wear long sleeves for like a month and a half of spring, but man what a shitty way to start off summer.

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Re: Poision Ivy of the Testicles [Re: Anonymous #1]
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FAIL

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Re: Poision Ivy of the Testicles [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Dude do you even know what poison ivy looks like?

You were whacking at it with an axe and got it on your balls? You fail and deserve your itchy gootch area.

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Re: Poision Ivy of the Testicles [Re: Anonymous #3]
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i was wrestling in a large sticker bush with poison ivy vines (that yes i should have recognized) with an axe trying to haul out some large cement pieces. I avoided poison ivy by multiple showers and preemptively using calagel. But two days later i unknowingly handled the ivy covered axe breaking it in the process then used it as firewood, then jerked off. and now i have poison icy on my balls, and it's slowly working its way towards my dick. :/

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Re: Poision Ivy of the Testicles [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Oh man.

You just got owned by yourself. :lol:

PS. Maybe if you layed off the ganja you'd remember about your poisoned axe, ya horny bastard!

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