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Anonymous #7

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7792307 - 12/23/07 12:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

that being said though:



women can certainly fake an orgasm any time they want to
(and if they're good at it - you'll never fucken know)

which is why it IS so important that they don't do this sort of thing
(because guys really are at a disadvantage on this one)



it's sad...but true  :shrug:


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Anonymous #6

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7792313 - 12/23/07 12:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'm a woman and I enjoy sex :shrug:


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Anonymous #8

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7792415 - 12/23/07 12:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

this has been one of the most depressing threads i have read in this forum.


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Anonymous #9

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7792424 - 12/23/07 12:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:haha:


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Anonymous #10

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7792425 - 12/23/07 12:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
this has been one of the most depressing threads i have read in this forum.




truly it is


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Anonymous #11

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7792445 - 12/23/07 01:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

well a question to girls. what the fuck gets you off?

how long does it actually take on average.

and are all girls vocal during orgasm?


would it be appropriate to ask a girl you have been skrewing if she has cum with you?

if you guys fake it all the time how do you expect it to come for real?

if i cant get off i just go till my dick hurts and call it quits.


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Anonymous #12

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7792642 - 12/23/07 01:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The rolling eyes give the game away.


"That's the best sex I ever had :rolleyes:


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Anonymous #7

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7792715 - 12/23/07 02:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
The rolling eyes give the game away.


"That's the best sex I ever had :rolleyes:



:lol:


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Anonymous #2

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7794189 - 12/23/07 11:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
God damn...do women even enjoy sex? Or is it all faking?




My girlfriend is really honest, sometimes in a bad way, and she has admitted that she doesn't enjoy sex at all, no good feeling, unless she gets an orgasm. And if I 'keep going' after that, then she'll just be bored and want to do something else, like watch TV.

It's strange though, her truths during sex and after sex are different, but both times I know she is telling the truth exactly how she sees it at that time.


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Anonymous #13

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7794663 - 12/24/07 02:13 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

when theyre moaning and groaning and reaching for lube between cigarette puffs


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Anonymous #14

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7794986 - 12/24/07 09:04 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

also
women tend to get flushed and red on the neck, chest and thighs when they have an orgasm


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Anonymous #13

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7797450 - 12/25/07 04:28 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

damn i only get that when ive touched poison ivy


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Anonymous #15

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7799791 - 12/25/07 11:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
yeah, and that's just it - guys don't want you to fake it (generally, that's one of our biggest fears)

we want nothing more then to truly know how to please you (so that you don't just drop our ass the second someone better comes along) but more often then not - we don't know what we're doing...and we really DO need *some* kind of input on your part to understand what it is that you, personally, are wanting us to do

but if we don't know that there's a problem there to begin with - then it's never gonna get any better  :nonono:



i feel you dude


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Anonymous #16

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7800795 - 12/26/07 12:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Okay here's my input: I LOVE sex. I can usually achieve orgasm pretty easily. Even multiple orgasms. But not always. Most girls know that guys are trying to hold off long enough to allow us an orgasm (thank you btw), so if for some reason we know it just isn't gonna happen for us tonight we cheat. It makes the guy cum faster and the whole thing is over with sooner. Sad but true.

FOr the guy who has gotten so close to making her cum my guess would be that she just can't relax enough yet with you. And sometimes the stimulation can be so intense that we go right to the edge and then lose it! Instead of going harder and faster try slower and softer. If you do that right (manual and oral) you can get her to the point where the softest of touches will send her into a mindshattering orgasm. Good Luck!


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Anonymous #17

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7801331 - 12/26/07 04:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ok guys. women dont want to have to tell you how to do something.... because they barely even know.
Passion/foreplay is the biggest part of stimulation for a woman. The more you get her in the mood, the easier it is for them to come.
Women like to be dominated (mostly) and told what to do... it is a complete turn off when you ask them pre or mid sex what they want you to do to them.
If you find yourself just jackhammering away and the room is only filled with the sound of your balls slapping her ass..... then she is probably just waiting for you to finish.
stop.... or slow down.... then go back to teasing and being sensual if you havent already put her off.

and if that doesn't work, you can always dry smash her shit box.


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Anonymous #16

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #7801478 - 12/26/07 05:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I can see it now, some idiot dry smashing her and hearing her screams of pain and rage he thinks he finally made her cum!


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Anonymous #7

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7801657 - 12/26/07 06:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

eh...it works for me  :smirk:


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Anonymous #18

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7801697 - 12/26/07 06:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

This is one of the advantages of rape.


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