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Anonymous #1

How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm?
    #7791827 - 12/23/07 09:21 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'd especially like to hear women's opinions. How do I know she's really getting off?


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Anonymous #2

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7791886 - 12/23/07 09:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If she's got any PC muscles, then you can feel it, although with a condom it may be hard to feel.

Her breathing patterns and sounds are not as hard to fake as the PC muscle movement.

A good idea is to give her oral AND finger her until she gets an orgasm. You'll feel it when she does. She'll crush your fingers in there it'll pulsate.


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Anonymous #3

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7791934 - 12/23/07 10:03 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Some women can pulsate their muscles with strength to simulate the spastic contractions of an orgasm, when it isn't. With the proper noises, the average guy is none the wiser...I got pretty good at faking it.


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Anonymous #4

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7791989 - 12/23/07 10:19 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Why wud u fake it?

If you dont want to orgasm then dont have sex?:confused:


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Anonymous #1

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7792003 - 12/23/07 10:25 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

See, I'm just mortified if girls are faking it. I fucked this girl a few days ago and she started moaning real loud and I felt some tiny movements down there but nothing big. Her vagina definately didn't clench up or anything. And after only like four seconds she relaxed and her vagina got really loose. Also, she wasn't super-wet. Is it possible for a woman to have an orgasm that quickly and without producing much wetness? I tend to get a good eight seconds of spasms when I get off.

She swore that her orgasm was real but I was kind of doubtful.


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Anonymous #1

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7792010 - 12/23/07 10:27 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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I got pretty good at faking it.




Another question....why do women fake it? 

Guys don't fake it (and they can't really).  If I can't get off I will just admit that I can't get off.  :shrug:


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Anonymous #2

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7792018 - 12/23/07 10:28 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If you can't give it to her though, then she may fake it to make you feel better about yourself.

I've done it... but it isn't easy when you're male.


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Anonymous #1

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7792028 - 12/23/07 10:30 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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I've done it... but it isn't easy when you're male.




You're a guy and you faked an orgasm? How the fuck do you do that?


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Anonymous #3

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7792047 - 12/23/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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I got pretty good at faking it.




Another question....why do women fake it? 




Because we like to build up the egos of the men we love.  We want to provide sex and satisfaction, even if there isn't anything in it for us.  We fake it for you guys.  :heart:


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Anonymous #1

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7792063 - 12/23/07 10:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

God damn.

Ok...what do us guys need to do to really get you off?


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Anonymous #1

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7792074 - 12/23/07 10:44 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Because we like to build up the egos of the men we love.  We want to provide sex and satisfaction, even if there isn't anything in it for us.  We fake it for you guys.  :heart:




So, all or most woman are willing to be with a guy even if he doesn't "do it for them"?  Do you fuck other guys on the side who do "do it for you"? 

That would bother me so much if the woman I was with basically faked all sexual pleasure with me throughout our relationship.


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Anonymous #3

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7792080 - 12/23/07 10:46 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Because we like to build up the egos of the men we love.  We want to provide sex and satisfaction, even if there isn't anything in it for us.  We fake it for you guys.  :heart:




So, all or most woman are willing to be with a guy even if he doesn't "do it for them"?  Do you fuck other guys on the side who do "do it for you"? 






I think it depends on the situation and how self-sacrificing the girl is.


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Anonymous #2

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7792087 - 12/23/07 10:48 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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I've done it... but it isn't easy when you're male.




You're a guy and you faked an orgasm? How the fuck do you do that?




Well, I was getting tired so 'it' was shrinking, so that helps, then just don't let her see the condom. Make some heavy breathing, etc.

But she demanded to see the condom the next time and has demanded ever since. Sometimes though, if she gets enough, she'll just give up. But she feels bad. Although, then she does go on a mission to make it right. Lolz. Sucks if she gives up on THAT mission though.

Don't get caught or she'll feel really bad.


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Anonymous #5

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7792218 - 12/23/07 11:42 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

When I really start playing with my girlfriend, its usually a combination of my fingers/oral that gets her going the best. She has never orgasmed while I was with her, im not sure if she ever has... But when things start to get real intense, her legs lock up and muscles start to shake, and she makes tight fists and pulls my hair and goes nuts, and keeps trying to pull away and when she pulls my head, ill quickly replace the fingers, and vice versa....but ive never gotten her over that edge yet. Everytime, when it gets going really really good, she WILL find a way to pull me away, and /or start laughing and jump up and say OKOK IM DONE. I dont take it as offense cause I know it was feeling good.

Just curious, do women have a hard time dealing with their first orgasm? Cause each time it goes further and further, but she tells me she doesnt know what she's supposed to do, that she is overwhelmed with feelings she cannot explain.

Am i doing something wrong?


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Anonymous #1

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7792222 - 12/23/07 11:44 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Sounds like you're doing everything right.


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Anonymous #6

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7792239 - 12/23/07 11:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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I got pretty good at faking it.




Another question....why do women fake it? 




Because we like to build up the egos of the men we love.  We want to provide sex and satisfaction, even if there isn't anything in it for us.  We fake it for you guys.  :heart:




Because of dumb bitches like you I sometimes feel ashamed to be a woman.
Then I remember that people like you have a vagina which doesn't serve any purpose and cow bull shit instead of brains. :smirk:


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Anonymous #4

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7792245 - 12/23/07 11:54 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Cause each time it goes further and further, but she tells me she doesnt know what she's supposed to do, that she is overwhelmed with feelings she cannot explain




She probably doesn't want to squirt all over you cuz she's a little embarrassed?


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Anonymous #3

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7792259 - 12/23/07 12:00 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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I got pretty good at faking it.




Another question....why do women fake it? 




Because we like to build up the egos of the men we love.  We want to provide sex and satisfaction, even if there isn't anything in it for us.  We fake it for you guys.  :heart:




Because of dumb bitches like you I sometimes feel ashamed to be a woman.
Then I remember that people like you have a vagina which doesn't serve any purpose and cow bull shit instead of brains. :smirk:




A question was asked, and I answered.  For the record, I don't fake orgasms anymore because of the exact reasions you mentioned.


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Anonymous #7

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7792295 - 12/23/07 12:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

yeah, and that's just it - guys don't want you to fake it (generally, that's one of our biggest fears)

we want nothing more then to truly know how to please you (so that you don't just drop our ass the second someone better comes along) but more often then not - we don't know what we're doing...and we really DO need *some* kind of input on your part to understand what it is that you, personally, are wanting us to do

but if we don't know that there's a problem there to begin with - then it's never gonna get any better  :nonono:


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Anonymous #1

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7792296 - 12/23/07 12:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

God damn...do women even enjoy sex? Or is it all faking?


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