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Anonymous #1

How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm?
    #7791827 - 12/23/07 09:21 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'd especially like to hear women's opinions. How do I know she's really getting off?


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Anonymous #2

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7791886 - 12/23/07 09:51 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If she's got any PC muscles, then you can feel it, although with a condom it may be hard to feel.

Her breathing patterns and sounds are not as hard to fake as the PC muscle movement.

A good idea is to give her oral AND finger her until she gets an orgasm. You'll feel it when she does. She'll crush your fingers in there it'll pulsate.


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Anonymous #3

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7791934 - 12/23/07 10:03 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Some women can pulsate their muscles with strength to simulate the spastic contractions of an orgasm, when it isn't. With the proper noises, the average guy is none the wiser...I got pretty good at faking it.


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Anonymous #4

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7791989 - 12/23/07 10:19 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Why wud u fake it?

If you dont want to orgasm then dont have sex?:confused:


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Anonymous #1

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7792003 - 12/23/07 10:25 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

See, I'm just mortified if girls are faking it. I fucked this girl a few days ago and she started moaning real loud and I felt some tiny movements down there but nothing big. Her vagina definately didn't clench up or anything. And after only like four seconds she relaxed and her vagina got really loose. Also, she wasn't super-wet. Is it possible for a woman to have an orgasm that quickly and without producing much wetness? I tend to get a good eight seconds of spasms when I get off.

She swore that her orgasm was real but I was kind of doubtful.


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Anonymous #1

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7792010 - 12/23/07 10:27 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous said:
I got pretty good at faking it.




Another question....why do women fake it? 

Guys don't fake it (and they can't really).  If I can't get off I will just admit that I can't get off.  :shrug:


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Anonymous #2

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7792018 - 12/23/07 10:28 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

If you can't give it to her though, then she may fake it to make you feel better about yourself.

I've done it... but it isn't easy when you're male.


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Anonymous #1

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7792028 - 12/23/07 10:30 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous said:
I've done it... but it isn't easy when you're male.




You're a guy and you faked an orgasm? How the fuck do you do that?


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Anonymous #3

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7792047 - 12/23/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
I got pretty good at faking it.




Another question....why do women fake it? 




Because we like to build up the egos of the men we love.  We want to provide sex and satisfaction, even if there isn't anything in it for us.  We fake it for you guys.  :heart:


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Anonymous #1

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7792063 - 12/23/07 10:41 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

God damn.

Ok...what do us guys need to do to really get you off?


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Anonymous #1

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7792074 - 12/23/07 10:44 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous said:
Because we like to build up the egos of the men we love.  We want to provide sex and satisfaction, even if there isn't anything in it for us.  We fake it for you guys.  :heart:




So, all or most woman are willing to be with a guy even if he doesn't "do it for them"?  Do you fuck other guys on the side who do "do it for you"? 

That would bother me so much if the woman I was with basically faked all sexual pleasure with me throughout our relationship.


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Anonymous #3

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7792080 - 12/23/07 10:46 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
Because we like to build up the egos of the men we love.  We want to provide sex and satisfaction, even if there isn't anything in it for us.  We fake it for you guys.  :heart:




So, all or most woman are willing to be with a guy even if he doesn't "do it for them"?  Do you fuck other guys on the side who do "do it for you"? 






I think it depends on the situation and how self-sacrificing the girl is.


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Anonymous #2

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7792087 - 12/23/07 10:48 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
I've done it... but it isn't easy when you're male.




You're a guy and you faked an orgasm? How the fuck do you do that?




Well, I was getting tired so 'it' was shrinking, so that helps, then just don't let her see the condom. Make some heavy breathing, etc.

But she demanded to see the condom the next time and has demanded ever since. Sometimes though, if she gets enough, she'll just give up. But she feels bad. Although, then she does go on a mission to make it right. Lolz. Sucks if she gives up on THAT mission though.

Don't get caught or she'll feel really bad.


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Anonymous #5

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7792218 - 12/23/07 11:42 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

When I really start playing with my girlfriend, its usually a combination of my fingers/oral that gets her going the best. She has never orgasmed while I was with her, im not sure if she ever has... But when things start to get real intense, her legs lock up and muscles start to shake, and she makes tight fists and pulls my hair and goes nuts, and keeps trying to pull away and when she pulls my head, ill quickly replace the fingers, and vice versa....but ive never gotten her over that edge yet. Everytime, when it gets going really really good, she WILL find a way to pull me away, and /or start laughing and jump up and say OKOK IM DONE. I dont take it as offense cause I know it was feeling good.

Just curious, do women have a hard time dealing with their first orgasm? Cause each time it goes further and further, but she tells me she doesnt know what she's supposed to do, that she is overwhelmed with feelings she cannot explain.

Am i doing something wrong?


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Anonymous #1

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7792222 - 12/23/07 11:44 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Sounds like you're doing everything right.


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Anonymous #6

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7792239 - 12/23/07 11:50 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
I got pretty good at faking it.




Another question....why do women fake it? 




Because we like to build up the egos of the men we love.  We want to provide sex and satisfaction, even if there isn't anything in it for us.  We fake it for you guys.  :heart:




Because of dumb bitches like you I sometimes feel ashamed to be a woman.
Then I remember that people like you have a vagina which doesn't serve any purpose and cow bull shit instead of brains. :smirk:


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Anonymous #4

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7792245 - 12/23/07 11:54 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Cause each time it goes further and further, but she tells me she doesnt know what she's supposed to do, that she is overwhelmed with feelings she cannot explain




She probably doesn't want to squirt all over you cuz she's a little embarrassed?


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Anonymous #3

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7792259 - 12/23/07 12:00 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
I got pretty good at faking it.




Another question....why do women fake it? 




Because we like to build up the egos of the men we love.  We want to provide sex and satisfaction, even if there isn't anything in it for us.  We fake it for you guys.  :heart:




Because of dumb bitches like you I sometimes feel ashamed to be a woman.
Then I remember that people like you have a vagina which doesn't serve any purpose and cow bull shit instead of brains. :smirk:




A question was asked, and I answered.  For the record, I don't fake orgasms anymore because of the exact reasions you mentioned.


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Anonymous #7

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7792295 - 12/23/07 12:13 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

yeah, and that's just it - guys don't want you to fake it (generally, that's one of our biggest fears)

we want nothing more then to truly know how to please you (so that you don't just drop our ass the second someone better comes along) but more often then not - we don't know what we're doing...and we really DO need *some* kind of input on your part to understand what it is that you, personally, are wanting us to do

but if we don't know that there's a problem there to begin with - then it's never gonna get any better  :nonono:


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Anonymous #1

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7792296 - 12/23/07 12:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

God damn...do women even enjoy sex? Or is it all faking?


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Anonymous #7

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7792307 - 12/23/07 12:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

that being said though:



women can certainly fake an orgasm any time they want to
(and if they're good at it - you'll never fucken know)

which is why it IS so important that they don't do this sort of thing
(because guys really are at a disadvantage on this one)



it's sad...but true  :shrug:


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Anonymous #6

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7792313 - 12/23/07 12:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'm a woman and I enjoy sex :shrug:


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Anonymous #8

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7792415 - 12/23/07 12:55 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

this has been one of the most depressing threads i have read in this forum.


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Anonymous #9

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7792424 - 12/23/07 12:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:haha:


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Anonymous #10

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7792425 - 12/23/07 12:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous said:
this has been one of the most depressing threads i have read in this forum.




truly it is


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Anonymous #11

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7792445 - 12/23/07 01:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

well a question to girls. what the fuck gets you off?

how long does it actually take on average.

and are all girls vocal during orgasm?


would it be appropriate to ask a girl you have been skrewing if she has cum with you?

if you guys fake it all the time how do you expect it to come for real?

if i cant get off i just go till my dick hurts and call it quits.


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Anonymous #12

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7792642 - 12/23/07 01:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The rolling eyes give the game away.


"That's the best sex I ever had :rolleyes:


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Anonymous #7

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7792715 - 12/23/07 02:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
The rolling eyes give the game away.


"That's the best sex I ever had :rolleyes:



:lol:


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Anonymous #2

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7794189 - 12/23/07 11:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
God damn...do women even enjoy sex? Or is it all faking?




My girlfriend is really honest, sometimes in a bad way, and she has admitted that she doesn't enjoy sex at all, no good feeling, unless she gets an orgasm. And if I 'keep going' after that, then she'll just be bored and want to do something else, like watch TV.

It's strange though, her truths during sex and after sex are different, but both times I know she is telling the truth exactly how she sees it at that time.


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Anonymous #13

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7794663 - 12/24/07 02:13 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

when theyre moaning and groaning and reaching for lube between cigarette puffs


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Anonymous #14

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7794986 - 12/24/07 09:04 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

also
women tend to get flushed and red on the neck, chest and thighs when they have an orgasm


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Anonymous #13

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7797450 - 12/25/07 04:28 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

damn i only get that when ive touched poison ivy


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Anonymous #15

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7799791 - 12/25/07 11:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
yeah, and that's just it - guys don't want you to fake it (generally, that's one of our biggest fears)

we want nothing more then to truly know how to please you (so that you don't just drop our ass the second someone better comes along) but more often then not - we don't know what we're doing...and we really DO need *some* kind of input on your part to understand what it is that you, personally, are wanting us to do

but if we don't know that there's a problem there to begin with - then it's never gonna get any better  :nonono:



i feel you dude


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Anonymous #16

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7800795 - 12/26/07 12:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Okay here's my input: I LOVE sex. I can usually achieve orgasm pretty easily. Even multiple orgasms. But not always. Most girls know that guys are trying to hold off long enough to allow us an orgasm (thank you btw), so if for some reason we know it just isn't gonna happen for us tonight we cheat. It makes the guy cum faster and the whole thing is over with sooner. Sad but true.

FOr the guy who has gotten so close to making her cum my guess would be that she just can't relax enough yet with you. And sometimes the stimulation can be so intense that we go right to the edge and then lose it! Instead of going harder and faster try slower and softer. If you do that right (manual and oral) you can get her to the point where the softest of touches will send her into a mindshattering orgasm. Good Luck!


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Anonymous #17

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7801331 - 12/26/07 04:17 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

ok guys. women dont want to have to tell you how to do something.... because they barely even know.
Passion/foreplay is the biggest part of stimulation for a woman. The more you get her in the mood, the easier it is for them to come.
Women like to be dominated (mostly) and told what to do... it is a complete turn off when you ask them pre or mid sex what they want you to do to them.
If you find yourself just jackhammering away and the room is only filled with the sound of your balls slapping her ass..... then she is probably just waiting for you to finish.
stop.... or slow down.... then go back to teasing and being sensual if you havent already put her off.

and if that doesn't work, you can always dry smash her shit box.


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Anonymous #16

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #7801478 - 12/26/07 05:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I can see it now, some idiot dry smashing her and hearing her screams of pain and rage he thinks he finally made her cum!


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Anonymous #7

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7801657 - 12/26/07 06:32 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

eh...it works for me  :smirk:


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Anonymous #18

Re: How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7801697 - 12/26/07 06:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

This is one of the advantages of rape.


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