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Anonymous #1

No more sexual conquests

#10219528 - 04/23/09 11:21 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

So I found the one. Who I want to spend the rest of my life with. And that is a pretty cool feeling.

But holy crap that means I won't have sex with any new women ever again. Unless I cheat or we are one of those couples that has group sex. Cheating holds no appeal for me, and the group sex thing might be hot or it might also just ruin the relationship.

This is just a weird realization. No more new pussy. I feel hollow inside!

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Anonymous #2

Re: No more sexual conquests

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#10219549 - 04/23/09 11:25 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

If it's any consolation, I'm not even dating the love of my life anymore and I still haven't fucked anyone new. (It's been well over a year) Once you find her, keep her.

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Anonymous #3

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#10219552 - 04/23/09 11:25 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

I guess you'll have to get used to it. If you want to commit to one person, that's just the way it is, you miss out on all the pussy. :biggrin:

:biggrin:

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Anonymous #1

Re: No more sexual conquests

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#10219563 - 04/23/09 11:28 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous #3 said:

I guess you'll have to get used to it. If you want to commit to one person, that's just the way it is, you miss out on all the pussy.

That seems to be the equation.

But I love fucking new women!

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Anonymous #4

Re: No more sexual conquests

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#10219874 - 04/23/09 12:33 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous #1 said:

But I love fucking new women!

You lust fucking new women.

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Anonymous #5

Re: No more sexual conquests

[Re: Anonymous #4]
#10220292 - 04/23/09 01:41 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Your stuck with onegina dude!

Good luck with your relationship though.

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Anonymous #6

Re: No more sexual conquests

[Re: Anonymous #5]
#10223070 - 04/23/09 10:03 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Just know that she'll be taking more dicks then just yours buddy, so I'd reconsider that whole 'one vagina' thing.

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Anonymous #7

Re: No more sexual conquests

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#10224274 - 04/24/09 03:07 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous #6 said:

Just know that she'll be taking more dicks then just yours buddy, so I'd reconsider that whole 'one vagina' thing.

You're a moron. The world's bigger than your little insulated life.

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Anonymous #8

Re: No more sexual conquests

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#10224325 - 04/24/09 03:29 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous #6 said:

Just know that she'll be taking more dicks then just yours buddy, so I'd reconsider that whole 'one vagina' thing.

lol yea give it a year tops maybe two if ur lucky...

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Anonymous #1

Re: No more sexual conquests

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#10230446 - 04/25/09 09:36 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous #6 said:

Just know that she'll be taking more dicks then just yours buddy, so I'd reconsider that whole 'one vagina' thing.

No. I can gurantee this won't happen.

:shrug:

:shrug:

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Anonymous #9

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#10230619 - 04/25/09 10:41 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonymous #5

Re: No more sexual conquests

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#10230983 - 04/25/09 12:11 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous #1 said:

Anonymous #6 said:

Just know that she'll be taking more dicks then just yours buddy, so I'd reconsider that whole 'one vagina' thing.

No. I can gurantee this won't happen.

No you can't.

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Anonymous #10

Re: No more sexual conquests

[Re: Anonymous #5]
#10231141 - 04/25/09 12:48 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

you can always swing you fucking homo

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Anonymous #1

Re: No more sexual conquests

[Re: Anonymous #5]
#10239260 - 04/26/09 09:18 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous #5 said:

Anonymous #1 said:

Anonymous #6 said:

Just know that she'll be taking more dicks then just yours buddy, so I'd reconsider that whole 'one vagina' thing.

No. I can gurantee this won't happen.

No you can't.

Yes I can. She's gay. You know nothing.

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Anonymous #11

Re: No more sexual conquests

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#10239267 - 04/26/09 09:19 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

What if you don't know anything, and she's actually been lying to you?

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Anonymous #1

Re: No more sexual conquests

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#10239329 - 04/26/09 09:29 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous #11 said:

What if you don't know anything, and she's actually been lying to you?

What if she's actually not even human? :eek:

:eek:

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Anonymous #11

Re: No more sexual conquests

[Re: Anonymous #1]
#10239338 - 04/26/09 09:30 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Finally, you're getting it! :discorex:

:discorex:

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Anonymous #12

Re: No more sexual conquests

[Re: Anonymous #9]
#10239407 - 04/26/09 09:39 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Chris Rock is the man! That shit is hilarious.

to #1: I hear ya man, things are getting serious with me and my girl too. And I saw the hottest damn chick today too. And we made eye contact, and she smiled and gave me those bedroom eyes...ugh. I bet she could never be a good friend the way my girlfriend is tho, right? right, right right

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Anonymous #6

Re: No more sexual conquests

[Re: Anonymous #11]
#10239453 - 04/26/09 09:45 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

There is no way of knowing that your partner will never cheat on you, even getting married and spending thousands on a wedding ring won't guarantee fidelity.

If you want to live in your 'happily ever after' fantasy world then be my guest. It will only hurt you that much more when you come home early from work and find your significant other getting gang-banged by 3 guys. Trust me, I know.. :frown:

:frown:

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Anonymous #1

Re: No more sexual conquests

[Re: Anonymous #6]
#10239507 - 04/26/09 09:51 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Anonymous #6 said:

There is no way of knowing that your partner will never cheat on you,

True. But it would be with women if she did. Not men.

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even getting married and spending thousands on a wedding ring won't guarantee fidelity.

no ring. I'm not a square and neither is she.

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If you want to live in your 'happily ever after' fantasy world then be my guest.

What fantasy is that? I realize I can't guarantee she won't cheat, and I choose to trust her anyway. WTF. Is it that hard for you to understand?

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It will only hurt you that much more when you come home early from work and find your significant other getting gang-banged by 3 guys. Trust me, I know..

As I pointed out before. SHES GAY.

Damn you guys are thick.

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