Yes! You pathetic horny humans are all falling PERFECTLY into my diabolical plan! Soon, my dears, you shall all suffer my wrath for flirting on my couch and smoking my weed while i stand by and watch!
Oh yeah, this whole thread is bullshit. I give you a 7 out of 10 for your fakeposting talent (which is pretty good). When you said that your friend sent a text that says "I'm next", that sealed the deal. There's no way anybody that dabbles in psychedelics is that much of a pussy. It just defies all logic. I guarantee you if someone was that much of a pussy and they ate an 8th, they'd have a few of their problems ironed out by the end of the trip.
If by some strange astronomical misfortune, this is actually a serious post, then I'm visualizing you as Squeak Scolari from Baseketball.

Here's you after you text him that she's got the clap:
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