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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Yes! You pathetic horny humans are all falling PERFECTLY into my diabolical plan!  Soon, my dears, you shall all suffer my wrath for flirting on my couch and smoking my weed while i stand by and watch!

Oh yeah, this whole thread is bullshit.  I give you a 7 out of 10 for your fakeposting talent (which is pretty good). When you said that your friend sent a text that says "I'm next", that sealed the deal.  There's no way anybody that dabbles in psychedelics is that much of a pussy.  It just defies all logic. I guarantee you if someone was that much of a pussy and they ate an 8th, they'd have a few of their problems ironed out by the end of the trip.

If by some strange astronomical misfortune, this is actually a serious post, then I'm visualizing you as Squeak Scolari from Baseketball.


Here's you after you text him that she's got the clap:

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #41]
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By the way, that picture of choda-boy is my new avatar, see if you can find me in the non-anon part of shroomery!

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #41]
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Anonymous #41 said:




LOL WIN.

If I find you on the forums your getting a 5 rating for that one lol.

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #39]
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Anonymous #39 said:
Anonymous #41 said:




LOL WIN.

If I find you on the forums your getting a 5 rating for that one lol.



Search for a thread titled "Getting rid of Enlightenment (I need some help)"

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #41]
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DUMP THE BITCH!!!

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #42]
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Anonymous #42 said:
DUMP THE BITCH!!!



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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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get rough and playful with her, cum in her butt and kick her out naked, lock your door and tell the slut to take a hint

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Re: This dude I smoked with wants to fuck my girlfriend? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Alright well I have some updates for you guys on here. last night didnt go to well for me im still reeling from it really. the dude texted me last night sayin' he was coming over my gf wanted him to so im like 'what?' and hes like 'dont worry i was joking about that fucking your gf thing' so im like 'ok'.

Anyhow he gets here and pops out the weed, this time we were all sitting on the same couch. i could tell my gf really wanted him and he had this super confident look to his eye and i was really nervous. but once we smoked a couple J's i felt better. thats when it started happenning. he started ignoring me and turned his whole body towards her on the couch. he was in the middle between us. they were giggling and got real close when i was rolling up onther joing for us.

i dont know when it happenned because we had some mellow music on and i was getting into it and the task of rolling but next thing i know they are kissing softly. i should have freaked out then and there but i just went with the music and tried to relax. i kept looking over and i noticed he had his hand on her pussy and i tried to make eye contact with her but his shoulder was blocking her and she didnt seem to want to look at me.

I started smoking the joint and offered it to him and then he sat back normally and started smoking it. he had his legs spread far apart and the most confident look in his eye. my gf was kinda uncofortable lookin' at me and i was to. then he passed the joint to her and said 'fuck im hard' and she started playing with his cock thru his jeans. he took the cue and unzipped then pulled his jeans off and threw them across the room.

She got down on her knees in front of him and pulled off his briefs then next thing i know shes stroking him. at this point i started gettin' really paranoid so i rolled another J to give myself somethin' to do. she took his dick in her mouth when i wasnt looking and then shes really goin' at it. thats when he took off his shirt and chucked it across the room too.

The dude was ripped as fuck and had a huge dick, bigger then mine and thicker too. i thought it would be hot but i just felt this dull aching watching my gf turn into a whore for this dude and his big dick. they were both kinda ignoring me but a coupla times he did look over at me like when i passed him the joint he was just like 'thanks man' as if this was totaly normal.

It started getting pretty heavy and he was tensing up and had his hand on her head and he started twisting his hips and really grinding away and pumping her. i looked at her and instead of thinkin' it was hot to be honest i hated her more than anythin' and in my head the word SLUT SLUT SLUT kept repeatin' over an over. every pump of his hips made me hate her more and in my stoned state the SLUT chant kept pace with his movements.

Then he really tensed up and blew his load right into her mouth. a few seconds went by then she got up and he lay back and they cuddled together on the couch where i was on one side of the couch and their feet were almost touching me. i felt really lonely right then and just stared at the ceiling and listened to the music. i dont know how much time passed like that but i felt like i couldnt stay there and i had to do somethin' so i just got up and went for a walk and left them there. i didn't say anything just left.

I walked around for a bit then called my friend (not the one who knew this dude) and he was up so i went over to his place and asked if i could crash. he said yes. so now this mornin' i have a text from my friend who set us up with this dude and all it said was 'heard you guys had a good time last night. im next'.

I havent heard from my girl or the dude yet and i dont care i am just having a good time hanging out with my friend. i am cool with what hapenned but all i know is i hate that @#$%&*#% bitch slut more than anything but other then that i am calm.



Damn, that story is fucking hot. It puts me in both your position and the dude's point of view. You should make more stories like this. Fucking hot. Can your girlfriend suck me off too? I have a 8 inch dick, almost 2 inches wide.

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