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Anonymous #1

My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower
    #10095065 - 04/02/09 03:16 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

It was fun, but now I'm getting these pus filled giant pimple looking things all over where my pubez used to be. I have really sensitive skin, so next time I think I'll use some shaving cream instead of soap.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10095071 - 04/02/09 03:17 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

yeah that will happen


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Anonymous #3

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10095097 - 04/02/09 03:21 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Pics or it didnt happen.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #10095121 - 04/02/09 03:23 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

hhhaha
yeah get a picture of you and your gf both shaved standing next to each other..say it's just for memories and post it on here for lol's


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Anonymous #4

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10095231 - 04/02/09 03:36 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Have her suck them out.


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Anonymous #5

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10095264 - 04/02/09 03:40 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

i'm so beastly hairy, that if my girlfriend were to shave me in the shower, the drain would clog and we'd end up taking a bath.  not to mention the hot water supply would be long gone before she even finished shaving my right butt cheek.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10095275 - 04/02/09 03:43 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

you gotta use the buzzer first..then the razor


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Anonymous #5

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10095309 - 04/02/09 03:50 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

i don't gotta use nothing.  i'm conent being a beast man.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10095311 - 04/02/09 03:50 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

conent


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Anonymous #5

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10095321 - 04/02/09 03:52 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

:nonono:

content*


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Anonymous #2

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10095330 - 04/02/09 03:53 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

lol


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Anonymous #4

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10095357 - 04/02/09 03:57 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Shave with this.




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Anonymous #5

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10095425 - 04/02/09 04:06 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

no way!

i'm not shaving...

:angrykidface:

that razor looks a little too industrial for my liking anyhow... very intimidating.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10095443 - 04/02/09 04:08 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

i just use the buzzer..i razor shaved it once and i'm not doing it again


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Anonymous #5

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10095468 - 04/02/09 04:13 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

yeah, you'll end up like ol' anon #1 up there and your body will look like a post-apocalyptic war zone for weeks afterward.

though i admit, i do trim a bit.  maybe 2-3 times a year.  i always feel about 10 pounds lighter after.


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Anonymous #4

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10095472 - 04/02/09 04:13 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Its a Merkur 34C safety razor. I have one too, its the best. A one week beard shaves as easily as a 1 day beard, easy to clean, and a blade (Derby Extra brand preferred) that lasts you a week costs 15 cents, and the $30 Merkur itself will last you a lifetime.

With that expensive gillette crap everybody shaves with, hell yes you get irritation, razor bumps and all that stuff, and like the previous poster suggested you'd have to use a buzzer first.

Once you get the technique down months go by without you nicking yourself and a head full of hair (or a beastman) is shaved as easily as a five o clock shade.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10095474 - 04/02/09 04:13 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

i trim mine up when it gets to the point where if i were a girl i would be disappointed

lol this is awkward


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Anonymous #5

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10095579 - 04/02/09 04:25 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

:strokebeard:

hm.. i see... good for beastmen you say?

well then, maybe i'll order one and try it out.  i just shaved off my beard about a week ago.. i've been clean shaven since.  i have an electric though already... not the closest shave, but it's easy.

what kind of shaving cream do you use?


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Anonymous #4

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10095742 - 04/02/09 04:50 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I dont use shaving cream, I use shaving soap and a boar bristle brush. I use Taylor of Old Bond Street shaving soap. Damn fine, damn expensive :smile:

This is how you do it:



More


Once you have the technique down, its easy to get a baby butt smooth shave in like 10min.


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Anonymous #1

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10095824 - 04/02/09 05:05 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I also nicked one of her (vagina) lips, and it started bleeding a bit.

I was using a shitty disposable razor, though.

Gotta upgrade.


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