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Anonymous #1

My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower
    #10095065 - 04/02/09 03:16 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

It was fun, but now I'm getting these pus filled giant pimple looking things all over where my pubez used to be. I have really sensitive skin, so next time I think I'll use some shaving cream instead of soap.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10095071 - 04/02/09 03:17 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

yeah that will happen


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Anonymous #3

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10095097 - 04/02/09 03:21 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Pics or it didnt happen.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #10095121 - 04/02/09 03:23 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

hhhaha
yeah get a picture of you and your gf both shaved standing next to each other..say it's just for memories and post it on here for lol's


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Anonymous #4

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10095231 - 04/02/09 03:36 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Have her suck them out.


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Anonymous #5

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10095264 - 04/02/09 03:40 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

i'm so beastly hairy, that if my girlfriend were to shave me in the shower, the drain would clog and we'd end up taking a bath.  not to mention the hot water supply would be long gone before she even finished shaving my right butt cheek.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10095275 - 04/02/09 03:43 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

you gotta use the buzzer first..then the razor


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Anonymous #5

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10095309 - 04/02/09 03:50 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

i don't gotta use nothing.  i'm conent being a beast man.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10095311 - 04/02/09 03:50 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

conent


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Anonymous #5

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10095321 - 04/02/09 03:52 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

:nonono:

content*


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Anonymous #2

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10095330 - 04/02/09 03:53 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

lol


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Anonymous #4

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10095357 - 04/02/09 03:57 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Shave with this.




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Anonymous #5

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10095425 - 04/02/09 04:06 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

no way!

i'm not shaving...

:angrykidface:

that razor looks a little too industrial for my liking anyhow... very intimidating.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10095443 - 04/02/09 04:08 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

i just use the buzzer..i razor shaved it once and i'm not doing it again


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Anonymous #5

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #10095468 - 04/02/09 04:13 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

yeah, you'll end up like ol' anon #1 up there and your body will look like a post-apocalyptic war zone for weeks afterward.

though i admit, i do trim a bit.  maybe 2-3 times a year.  i always feel about 10 pounds lighter after.


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Anonymous #4

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10095472 - 04/02/09 04:13 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Its a Merkur 34C safety razor. I have one too, its the best. A one week beard shaves as easily as a 1 day beard, easy to clean, and a blade (Derby Extra brand preferred) that lasts you a week costs 15 cents, and the $30 Merkur itself will last you a lifetime.

With that expensive gillette crap everybody shaves with, hell yes you get irritation, razor bumps and all that stuff, and like the previous poster suggested you'd have to use a buzzer first.

Once you get the technique down months go by without you nicking yourself and a head full of hair (or a beastman) is shaved as easily as a five o clock shade.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10095474 - 04/02/09 04:13 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

i trim mine up when it gets to the point where if i were a girl i would be disappointed

lol this is awkward


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Anonymous #5

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10095579 - 04/02/09 04:25 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

:strokebeard:

hm.. i see... good for beastmen you say?

well then, maybe i'll order one and try it out.  i just shaved off my beard about a week ago.. i've been clean shaven since.  i have an electric though already... not the closest shave, but it's easy.

what kind of shaving cream do you use?


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Anonymous #4

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #10095742 - 04/02/09 04:50 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I dont use shaving cream, I use shaving soap and a boar bristle brush. I use Taylor of Old Bond Street shaving soap. Damn fine, damn expensive :smile:

This is how you do it:



More


Once you have the technique down, its easy to get a baby butt smooth shave in like 10min.


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Anonymous #1

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10095824 - 04/02/09 05:05 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I also nicked one of her (vagina) lips, and it started bleeding a bit.

I was using a shitty disposable razor, though.

Gotta upgrade.


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Anonymous #6

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10095837 - 04/02/09 05:09 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Hello Wiccan!

Also, to the OP, it sounds like absnece of shaving cream may be the least of your problems. If youve got puss filled things you might want to get tested for diseases.


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Anonymous #1

Re: My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to shave each other in the shower [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #10095847 - 04/02/09 05:11 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

It's from the hair. There are hairs growing out of them. Also, I never got them before 5 days ago, when I shaved.

I like to squeeze them while taking shits.


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