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Anonymous #9

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7794998 - 12/24/07 09:10 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous said:

She says she worries about geting pregnent, and that she fears that I only want her for sex, and that I'll leave her once I've had my fill.







Time to talk about birth control with her...

and you need to romance her and make her feel like she is an important part of your life...

tell her how you feel...

and show her that your not just after the pussy!~


buy her flowers, romantic cards, put a card on her car's windshield, cook her dinner...

basically treat her the way that you would like to be treated...

and I'm sure she will come around...eventually.


Maybe she just isn't ready for sex...

you really can't push the issue.

I suggest jacking off if you can't control yourself.

:whacker:


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Anonymous #1

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7815418 - 12/30/07 10:27 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

original poster:

wow, heh heh, a lot posts here i never read.


well, update: she now fucks me regularly. i've gotten her warmed up, still not as sexualy adventerous as i'd like.. but she's getting there.

and.. i know about thee whole 'unleasing' of the innner slut, but i dont think thats gonna happen with this one.


oh, and im 22.


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Anonymous #1

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7815424 - 12/30/07 10:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

so.. too the ppl who said to drop her like a sack of potatoes, u suck.


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Anonymous #10

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7815432 - 12/30/07 10:33 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

pics or it didn't happen  :snub:


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Anonymous #11

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #8055279 - 02/22/08 06:04 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
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Girl here.

Did you by any chance heard of the term teasing and what it means?
If you did, I suggest you do so to her.
Everything that you do has to turn her on: the ways that you touch her, the way you're looking at her, the ways you talk to her... everything even the smallest gesture has to increase the sexual desire between the two of you. Everything but no word about having sex... that's what she will ask of you soon of you know how to stimulate her.
Spend as much time as possible naked, playing and exploring each other.




man here





:rofl:


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Anonymous #12

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8055407 - 02/22/08 07:53 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

lmfao


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Anonymous #13

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #8055497 - 02/22/08 08:36 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

She's not into sex.

Does she cook well? Is she your friend? If so, get over it. Sure, it'd be nice to fuck her, but if she doesn't like it, it'd be like wrestling with a paraplegic.

If you're interested in sex (and rightly so, none of us would be here without it) then find someone that is. If you stay monogamous with her, and horny, you will be frustrated and angry. She will be upset and guilty, that doesn't build up to intimacy.


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Anonymous #14

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8055549 - 02/22/08 08:55 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Man here.

Id honestly drop her like a bag of potatoes if she doesnt start putting out.




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Anonymous #14

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8055551 - 02/22/08 08:55 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Man here again.

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yeah, but c'mon, where do find a *hot* 18 year old virgin?





Yep, bag of potatoes.




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Anonymous #15

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8055560 - 02/22/08 09:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

See, what you did wrong here is that you didn't dry smash the shit box first.  If you do that first she'll enjoy every second of regular sex because it doesn't hurt as much.

amateurs :nonono:


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Anonymous #16

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #8056022 - 02/22/08 11:17 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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See,  you didn't smash the shit first.  If you do sex it hurt much.

mates :nonono:




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Anonymous #17

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #8063934 - 02/24/08 10:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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See, what you did wrong here is that you didn't dry smash the shit box first.  If you do that first she'll enjoy every second of regular sex because it doesn't hurt as much.

amateurs :nonono:




I can't wait until you do that to a chick in real life and wake up with  a dildo shoved up your ass.


Unless of course you like that kind of thing.


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Anonymous #13

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #8064071 - 02/24/08 11:22 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
See, what you did wrong here is that you didn't dry smash the shit box first.  If you do that first she'll enjoy every second of regular sex because it doesn't hurt as much.

amateurs :nonono:




I can't wait until you do that to a chick in real life and wake up with  a dildo shoved up your ass.


Unless of course you like that kind of thing.




Treat others like you want to be treated. Bitch.


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Anonymous #18

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8064612 - 02/24/08 01:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

1. She's cheating on you
2. She must be asian
3. Shes trying to play you
4. Whip your cock out and show her wasup.
5. Tell her to get on the pill so she won't get pregnate
6. Stop being such a whimpy bitch and grab her twat tell her in order for you to enjoy your day you must have sex and then we can go explore the world together.
7. If she's deaply into religion that's a good sign...why? My friends wife doesn't act like the sexual type but when shes in the mood she likes to get anal fucked, cumed on her face and basically have violent sex. If your grabbing her hair too soft she can't get off. I find this only in religious bitches.
8. Sweet talk her and LIE LIE LIE LIE. That's what relationships are built off man. The ones that don't work are the ones you try to work on become the ones that get boring and she or you end up cheating or just calling it quits.


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Anonymous #19

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #8130858 - 03/11/08 07:56 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

18 and just lost her virginity eh? Well it won't last and I can guarantee she'll fuck the shit out of her next boyfriend 3 times a day and probably cheat on you before then if shes not already.

Get a girlfriend on the side for sex, you'll be kicking yourself for not doing it when you walk in on her getting bukaked by the football team. Bitches are sluts, its in their nature to fuck as many guys as they can.
:thumbup:


Plus who at 18 is honestly a virgin in todays society? Bitch is trying to play you and probably gave you the herpes.


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Anonymous #20

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8130997 - 03/11/08 09:05 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Girl here.

Did you by any chance heard of the term teasing and what it means?
If you did, I suggest you do so to her.
Everything that you do has to turn her on: the ways that you touch her, the way you're looking at her, the ways you talk to her... everything even the smallest gesture has to increase the sexual desire between the two of you. Everything but no word about having sex... that's what she will ask of you soon of you know how to stimulate her.
Spend as much time as possible naked, playing and exploring each other.




stfu

if a girl is near completely unresponsive there is ZERO fun or worthwhile effort in 'teasing' her

i dont know what to advise but stfu, you and all your backward revolting passive-aggressive whorekind

:smile:


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Anonymous #21

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #8131023 - 03/11/08 09:17 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

To the op, your acting like such a loser...ditch that whore and get you someone who will suck your dick off at a moments notice. get you someone who will fuck the dogshit outta you. get you someone who cooks cleans, and dosnt bitch. get you someone who calls you master. get you someone who ASKS to have her shitbox smashed...."dry please"

your 22, act like it and fuck everything thats walks!


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Anonymous #2

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #8131277 - 03/11/08 10:52 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
18 and just lost her virginity eh? Well it won't last and I can guarantee she'll fuck the shit out of her next boyfriend 3 times a day and probably cheat on you before then if shes not already.

Get a girlfriend on the side for sex, you'll be kicking yourself for not doing it when you walk in on her getting bukaked by the football team. Bitches are sluts, its in their nature to fuck as many guys as they can.
:thumbup:


Plus who at 18 is honestly a virgin in todays society? Bitch is trying to play you and probably gave you the herpes.




The fact that all the women cheated on you is probably because your cock is small, you're important and you don't eat pussy.
Also you must be pretty dumb if you can't make a woman like you enough.
You're a loser, good luck will all that! :smile:

:kingtard:


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Anonymous #3

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8132580 - 03/11/08 04:16 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Original bag of potatos suggestor

None of your more recent replies matter.

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she wants to wait to have sex for 'less than half a year'




bag of potatos.

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a *hot* 18 year old virgin




bag of potatos or get at least one other girl behind her back and then tell the bag of potatos skank she can either deal with it and start putting out or be a bag of potatos. dont get too close to her, she is going to slut out and cheat on you for certain. do you think you are married or something? what percentage of hot 18 year old virgins only sleep with one guy when they can have any man they want. fag. double-fag for taking a womens advice.


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Anonymous #22

Re: New girlfriend rarely wants sex [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8133825 - 03/11/08 08:27 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

step 1: give her herpes
step 2: ???
step 3: profit


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