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Anonymous #1
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Girlfriend won't go down... there.
#7680540 - 11/26/07 03:52 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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And it doesn't bother me.
She said she doesn't like 'the smell in her mouth', but there's more than that.
If she's watching a porno flick, she will be grossed out and cover her eyes if a girl sucks a guy. She'll watch a girl go down on another girl in a porno, but she can't bring herself to watch in a girl going down on a guy.
She loves to get oral sex, loves to have sex, but has only tried to go down on my request, but she didn't like it, as she told me, and I asked her to stop. She hasn't done it since, although she has told me a couple times that she felt the urge to (while she was at work... damn).
Although she does need foreplay (I use the word need loosely),
Sixty nine with her involves a hand job for a few seconds, and then my face being crushed as she grinds it and moans (her keeping the 'goods' in hand, but forgetting completely about doing any work with them). It makes it a bit hard to do the work in that position, I have no complaints, because... well.. I love my work. :-D
Now, this is a Chinese girl, traditional to an extent, but that extent isn't too deep. I do live in Shanghai China and we've been together (complicated) for about two and a half years now.
I want it clear that I don't want her to do something she doesn't want, and I don't feel badly about it. Hell, I don't even know what I'm missing out on.
It may sound a bit like I'm complaining, but I'm not. I have no buffs with this at all. I'm extremely happy with this girl and she has been the only girl in my life and I know without any hesitation that I will marry her.
I made this thread because I'm wondering how common this is. Simply curiosity.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7680544 - 11/26/07 03:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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first of all a) Have a shower, and b) your girl friends a lesbo.
I hope that clears things up a bit.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7680561 - 11/26/07 04:25 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lol tell that ***** if shes not sucking your dick like a champ, she's not going to have her cooter munched on. She has to learn to love the dick, it's only natural! You have to control her thoughts and actions.. this is how relationships like those work. Pretty soon you can have her doing pushup blowjobs on that shit 4 free.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7680564 - 11/26/07 04:28 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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He's right if this chick doesn't get her act straight you will soon find her sucking you dry in other ways
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #2]
#7680681 - 11/26/07 06:08 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: He's right if this chick doesn't get her act straight you will soon find her sucking you dry in other ways
That's ok.
And to the guy that said I should threaten to stop giving oral sex,
She has already asked me to, because she didn't think it was fair.
But like hell, that's my favorite part of sex. (Well, it's all good, but I think I like that part best.)
She's pretty all over... down there included. And she smells pretty, too. All over.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7680733 - 11/26/07 06:58 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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stick your dick in some peanut butter and then start slapping her in the face with it...guaranteed to work trust me.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7680735 - 11/26/07 06:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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oh i forgot to mention, the key is to not plan this ahead with her.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7680762 - 11/26/07 07:16 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7680763 - 11/26/07 07:16 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #4]
#7680765 - 11/26/07 07:17 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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(Original Poster)
Whether she would decide to clean it off with a napkin or her lips is hardly a fair debate, but assuming that she did decide to lick it off, it would stop there.
I really don't have a problem with this though.
I am sure that I could get her to do it, but I really don't want to do that. She's a wonderful girl and I really want her to enjoy the sex as much as possible.
I really don't think it would improve mine all that much.
One thing she has complained about though is that I've had some trouble for a while where I just didn't orgasm. She did fine, though, in that department, and felt pretty bad about not finishing me. I told her the truth, that it didn't matter to me and I didn't enjoy sex any less.
I think at the time it was probably psychological, since a lot of things were happening then, but it has since become a non-issue.
Still takes me a lot longer than her, though, and she has no clue why. I always think it's funny, but I'll never tell her, because I know she would feel guilty where there's no need. But the fact is, it takes me longer because when it comes time for intercourse and she takes out the condom, I've been going down on her for a few minutes and she's at the point where an orgasm is right around the corner, while I've been... well... there hadn't been any physical stimulation.
Seriously though, I have to stress two things, It doesn't bother me, and she is... amazingly beautiful. Not to justify anything with the beautiful comment. I just feel the need to say it, to improve my anonymous reputation
But the point of this thread was, is this common, or did I get the rare one?
*Note that I'm refering to rare as a neutral and good thing. How you interpret it is up to you.*
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7680899 - 11/26/07 08:31 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Whats with the music?
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #6]
#7680901 - 11/26/07 08:32 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #5]
#7681418 - 11/26/07 11:16 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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ya, wtf is with the music??
if my girl didnt suck my dick i'd be like "eh, get down henoi an' suck my penis bitch!"
my mom says if you want to be a lesbian you've got to lick carpet. are u a lesbian? cuz it sure sounds like yer old lady is.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7681444 - 11/26/07 11:22 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I think you are the rare one, sir.
I love to give and recieve head. I don't mind the occasional screw with my old lady where I don't get off, but if got to be regualar, id get a little angry. But i have never had this problem, cuz i just say 'fisnish me off' and she can make me cum in no time flat with her lips wrapped around my cock....
..oh, and if it's a one night stand with some hoe(talkin about past experiences, i dont cheat), she better get me off or i'll be pissed.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7681489 - 11/26/07 11:33 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dude! you're the same guy with the chick with vaginal rot!!! i can tell by the things u've said and they way you talk in your posts. Plus in both posts you said you were in China.
.... and u are talkin about eating it? 
"She's pretty all over... down there included. And she smells pretty, too. All over."
Whats wrong with you dude? Do yourself a favour, go find yourself a cocksuckin asian bitch that cant speak english and go back to Canada.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7682156 - 11/26/07 02:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: Dude! you're the same guy with the chick with vaginal rot!!! i can tell by the things u've said and they way you talk in your posts. Plus in both posts you said you were in China.
.... and u are talkin about eating it? 
"She's pretty all over... down there included. And she smells pretty, too. All over."
Whats wrong with you dude? Do yourself a favour, go find yourself a cocksuckin asian bitch that cant speak english and go back to Canada.
QFT
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7682249 - 11/26/07 03:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Im pretty sure your girlfriend thinks you dick smells
facedick
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #8]
#7683178 - 11/26/07 07:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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(Original poster)
Yep, same poster.
It was actually cervical erotion, which is basically a rawness of the cervix. Not actually an infection. Say you skinned your knee, but it didn't bleed. Then it would be raw. Same type of thing, but different causes.
I really haven't found any reason not to go down there. It is still just as clean and smells just as nice.
I don't know a bout the dick smells thing... I think she's against it for some other reason. Maybe it is some moral reason, or feeling like she's lost any control then. I really d on't know. But she will not even look at a porn when the girl's going down on the guy, just gets grossed out.
And no, she's not a lesbian. Maybe bisexual, but when I asked her why she could watch the lesbians, she just said that she didn't get any feeling.
Then she proceeded to go through each of my pornos and find ones she liked. Deleting any that had excessive head and occasionally a lesbian one.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7683222 - 11/26/07 07:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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the real question is did she let you keep the anal pr0n?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #9]
#7683311 - 11/26/07 08:08 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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(Original poster)
Hmm, yes, oddly enough, she did let me keep the anal pr0n.
But I really don't have that much, or any, anal pr0n.
I prefer the asian pr0n, and unless it's the Filipino or American Asian pr0n, there isn't much anal. And I'm pretty anti-American, so I've got none of that.
I typically delete any English pr0n because it's too 'professional looking' and the women are not as nice to look at. I delete any white porn too, just because I'm not attracted to that (Whoo! Look who's racist. I'm also white.)
So that cuts down on the anal pr0n.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7683379 - 11/26/07 08:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sucking dick is a fact of life, if you can't tell your bitch that on your own what do you want us here at the shroomery to do for you. I'll say it again, sucking dick is a mother fucking fact of life. We don't have time for this kind of vaginal rot eating nonsense on the shroomery anonymous board man.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7683390 - 11/26/07 08:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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(Original poster)
I'm just interested to know if other girls don't enjoy it.
Sure, I could ask her to, but I'm not going to. If she won't enjoy it, I won't. And that's good enough reason for me.
All this thread was meant to ask, was whether or not anyone has met other girls that have the same feeling towards it.
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7683480 - 11/26/07 08:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i knew a girl who said he didn't like to suck it give her a few beers and she would munch my dick like a champion i think it was a "i'm too good for that" thing
i also know girls that love to suck it love to suck it
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #10]
#7683537 - 11/26/07 09:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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my ex was a real cunt about sucking me off.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #11]
#7683573 - 11/26/07 09:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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my ex of several years rather enjoyed sucking my cock. she couldn't stand the taste of my semen, but that was rarely an issue, as i simply cannot climax through head alone. and for the purpose of your comparative inquiry, i've only been with a handful of girls, but they've all gone down without me asking.
i don't really mind the not being able to cum via head thing because it's still hot as fuck and turns me on immensely. although, my difficulty cumming does prove to be a bit of a discomfort during out-of-relationship hookups when the girl doesn't really have much incentive to go on once she's racked in a couple of orgasms.
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Anonymous #13
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7684080 - 11/26/07 11:59 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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my gf was sort of like this at first. she didnt give me head because she thought that she would feel awkward doing the up and down repetitive motion. just make sure she knows it feels butt-bangingly good for you and encourage it! hopefully it will make her feel sexy, wanted and comfortable enough with herself to stop being a bitch about it...
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #13]
#7684108 - 11/27/07 12:06 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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(Original Poster)
Well, you had that post good, until the stop being a bitch about it. But anyway. Good advice and I'll keep that in mind if I decide to have her try.
Really though, I don't plan to. She has mentioned it a few times and I think she's curious to try, so one day I'm sure she will do it by herself.
I can't exactly use the term butt-bangingly good, since I've got no experience in either butt-banging or giving head. But she has had interest in both. So I imagine if I pickup some lube one day she will be interested in trying the butt banging.
But without buying a lot of lube, it isn't going to happen. I don't even think it would be possible to dry smash her shit box. The pressure I would need to apply would certainly cause my genitals to implode. It was a mutual decision to avoid that for now.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7684709 - 11/27/07 06:44 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous #15
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7684721 - 11/27/07 06:53 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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fuck you anti american piece of shit, suck MY dick
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #15]
#7684775 - 11/27/07 07:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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(Original poster)
Quote:
Anonymous said: fuck you anti american piece of shit, suck MY dick
First of all, I think you're being hypocritical if you're speaking badly about China (or other countries) and then going on to bash me for being Anti-American.
Second of all, I'm not sure why you would want me to give you head, but I'm not going to.
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Anonymous #15
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7684779 - 11/27/07 07:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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i never said anything bad about your country or any other country, i said you suck for being against my country. suck my dick
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #15]
#7684796 - 11/27/07 07:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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(Original poster)
Suck my dick is hardly a valid argument.
And sorry for assuming that you were the same guy that posted his distaste for China and called me a communist.
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Anonymous #14
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7684903 - 11/27/07 08:11 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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get a new chick, brah.
your annonymous posts suck.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #14]
#7686550 - 11/27/07 03:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah OP you act like you don't give one tiny little shit, yet you are on the shroomery making anonymous post after anonymous post. Get fucking real with yourself, you want her to throat fuck your dick so hard you can't fucking stand it. You have to coerce her psyche to pushup blowjob that shit all night. Quit bein a douche.
GO AMERICA
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Anonymous #16
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7686745 - 11/27/07 04:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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1) she needs positive reinforcement. be vocal about how she is doing a great job and how good it makes you feel 2) wash your balls. maybe even try getting head IN the shower. that way if she doesnt think you are clean enough, she can wash it her own damn self (which is also very fun)
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Anonymous #17
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #16]
#7686921 - 11/27/07 04:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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This is a sad fact that not very many men like to acknowledge, but the cock 'n' balls are probably the least aesthetically-pleasing external organ the human race has been graced with. And, sadly for you, heterosexual women are not blind to this fact. I know many straight girls who think the male genitalia looks ugly and silly, and as a straight man, I can't help but agree.
Washing your balls would help too. Also, do you ever go down on her? That would give you a lot of leverage.
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Anonymous #18
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7686981 - 11/27/07 05:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Maybe she just doesn't like your cock. Ever think of that?
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #17]
#7687473 - 11/27/07 06:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: This is a sad fact that not very many men like to acknowledge, but the cock 'n' balls are probably the least aesthetically-pleasing external organ the human race has been graced with. And, sadly for you, heterosexual women are not blind to this fact. I know many straight girls who think the male genitalia looks ugly and silly, and as a straight man, I can't help but agree.
Washing your balls would help too. Also, do you ever go down on her? That would give you a lot of leverage.
Lol, speak for yourself bro. Girls love my cock.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #7]
#7687596 - 11/27/07 06:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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They love mine too. I have a pretty nice dick, but that doesn't delude me into thinking penises aren't inherently funny-looking.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #17]
#7687734 - 11/27/07 07:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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(Original Poster)
I ended up hiring a hooker to give me my first blowjob.
Here is the upload link.
http://www.newsfilter.org/videos/index.php?id=47045
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Anonymous #19
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7687813 - 11/27/07 07:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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if you listen to this song carefully you will know everything you will need to know about the land down under.
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Anonymous #17
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7687910 - 11/27/07 07:54 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Holy shit. I'm not sure which would be worse, forcing your girlfriend to give you head or giving her the herpes you got from the hooker you bought when you couldn't go without a fucking blowjob.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #17]
#7687937 - 11/27/07 07:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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(Original Poster)
Quote:
Anonymous said: Holy shit. I'm not sure which would be worse, forcing your girlfriend to give you head or giving her the herpes you got from the hooker you bought when you couldn't go without a fucking blowjob.
The guy who said that wasn't actually me. To prove that, the link he posted is not available in China.
No, I didn't get a hooker to do the job.
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Anonymous #20
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7688150 - 11/27/07 08:46 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tell your girlfriend about your dreams and make some up if you don't remember your dreams.
But always add parts where you desperately try to suck your own dick but it either: a) turns into a nightmare because you can't reach b) turns into orgasm because you give yourself the best blowjob eva
She'll soon see the clues
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Anonymous #21
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #19]
#7688233 - 11/27/07 09:09 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
if you listen to this song carefully you will know everything you will need to know about the land down under.
funny and pretty gay
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Anonymous #17
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #21]
#7688550 - 11/27/07 10:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Honestly, I find it pretty interesting that the Shroomery is available in China...
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #17]
#7688617 - 11/27/07 10:44 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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(Original poster)
Quote:
Anonymous said: Honestly, I find it pretty interesting that the Shroomery is available in China...
All the drug sites are.
The only ones they block are the ones that talk about the Tiannamen Square Ma55acur3 in 1989, the Falu(K)n Gon(J)g, and any websites that talk really badly about the government.
They also block porn/pr0n, but they do a bad job.
The websites are blocked individually, and if they don't match the blocked list, then certain pages may be blocked because of keywords they contain. That is why I screwed the spellings up.
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Anonymous #22
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#7689818 - 11/28/07 10:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not all girls think the penis is ugly.
About half the time i go down on my boyfriend i have a orgasm too.
it can be allot of fun if you have a positive relationship and are open to trying new things.
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Anonymous #23
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #12]
#7690047 - 11/28/07 11:39 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tell her that your penor stinks becauze it's been in her twat.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #3]
#7712844 - 12/03/07 08:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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(Original Poster)
Everyone, I'm going to marry her.
Get your asses over to the pub and tell me how to pick an engagement ring for her.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/7712818/Main/7712818/#7712818
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Anonymous #24
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #6]
#8488950 - 06/05/08 03:43 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: Whats with the music?
Where's that music coming from, and where do I download it?
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Anonymous #25
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8489885 - 06/05/08 07:58 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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I am not interested in any chick that does not eagerly and enthusiastically suck my cock and swallow every drop of my semen.
Drop the bitch and fast!
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Anonymous #26
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Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8495509 - 06/07/08 06:09 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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The problem is not her, but within you.
Look inside for the answers, young one 
Then drop that bioch.
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