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Anonymous #3

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7683379 - 11/26/07 08:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Sucking dick is a fact of life, if you can't tell your bitch that on your own what do you want us here at the shroomery to do for you. I'll say it again, sucking dick is a mother fucking fact of life. We don't have time for this kind of vaginal rot eating nonsense on the shroomery anonymous board man.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7683390 - 11/26/07 08:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

(Original poster)

I'm just interested to know if other girls don't enjoy it.

Sure, I could ask her to, but I'm not going to. If she won't enjoy it, I won't. And that's good enough reason for me.

All this thread was meant to ask, was whether or not anyone has met other girls that have the same feeling towards it.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7683480 - 11/26/07 08:45 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i knew a girl who said he didn't like to suck it
give her a few beers and she would munch my dick like a champion
i think it was a "i'm too good for that" thing

i also know girls that love to suck it
love to suck it


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Anonymous #11

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7683537 - 11/26/07 09:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

my ex was a real cunt about sucking me off.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7683573 - 11/26/07 09:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

my ex of several years rather enjoyed sucking my cock. she couldn't stand the taste of my semen, but that was rarely an issue, as i simply cannot climax through head alone. and for the purpose of your comparative inquiry, i've only been with a handful of girls, but they've all gone down without me asking.

i don't really mind the not being able to cum via head thing because it's still hot as fuck and turns me on immensely. although, my difficulty cumming does prove to be a bit of a discomfort during out-of-relationship hookups when the girl doesn't really have much incentive to go on once she's racked in a couple of orgasms.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7684080 - 11/26/07 11:59 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

my gf was sort of like this at first. she didnt give me head because she thought that she would feel awkward doing the up and down repetitive motion. just make sure she knows it feels butt-bangingly good for you and encourage it! hopefully it will make her feel sexy, wanted and comfortable enough with herself to stop being a bitch about it...


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Anonymous #1

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7684108 - 11/27/07 12:06 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

(Original Poster)

Well, you had that post good, until the stop being a bitch about it. But anyway. Good advice and I'll keep that in mind if I decide to have her try.

Really though, I don't plan to. She has mentioned it a few times and I think she's curious to try, so one day I'm sure she will do it by herself.

I can't exactly use the term butt-bangingly good, since I've got no experience in either butt-banging or giving head. But she has had interest in both. So I imagine if I pickup some lube one day she will be interested in trying the butt banging.

But without buying a lot of lube, it isn't going to happen. I don't even think it would be possible to dry smash her shit box. The pressure I would need to apply would certainly cause my genitals to implode. It was a mutual decision to avoid that for now.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7684709 - 11/27/07 06:44 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:tensegrin:


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Anonymous #15

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7684721 - 11/27/07 06:53 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

fuck you anti american piece of shit, suck MY dick


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Anonymous #1

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7684775 - 11/27/07 07:19 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

(Original poster)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
fuck you anti american piece of shit, suck MY dick




First of all, I think you're being hypocritical if you're speaking badly about China (or other countries) and then going on to bash me for being Anti-American.

Second of all, I'm not sure why you would want me to give you head, but I'm not going to.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7684779 - 11/27/07 07:21 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i never said anything bad about your country or any other country, i said you suck for being against my country. suck my dick


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Anonymous #1

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7684796 - 11/27/07 07:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

(Original poster)

Suck my dick is hardly a valid argument.

And sorry for assuming that you were the same guy that posted his distaste for China and called me a communist.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7684903 - 11/27/07 08:11 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

get a new chick, brah.

your annonymous posts suck.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7686550 - 11/27/07 03:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah OP you act like you don't give one tiny little shit, yet you are on the shroomery making anonymous post after anonymous post. Get fucking real with yourself, you want her to throat fuck your dick so hard you can't fucking stand it. You have to coerce her psyche to pushup blowjob that shit all night. Quit bein a douche.

GO AMERICA


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Anonymous #16

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7686745 - 11/27/07 04:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

1) she needs positive reinforcement. be vocal about how she is doing a great job and how good it makes you feel
2) wash your balls. maybe even try getting head IN the shower. that way if she doesnt think you are clean enough, she can wash it her own damn self (which is also very fun)


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Anonymous #17

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7686921 - 11/27/07 04:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

This is a sad fact that not very many men like to acknowledge, but the cock 'n' balls are probably the least aesthetically-pleasing external organ the human race has been graced with. And, sadly for you, heterosexual women are not blind to this fact. I know many straight girls who think the male genitalia looks ugly and silly, and as a straight man, I can't help but agree.

Washing your balls would help too. Also, do you ever go down on her? That would give you a lot of leverage.


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Anonymous #18

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7686981 - 11/27/07 05:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe she just doesn't like your cock. Ever think of that?


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Anonymous #7

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #7687473 - 11/27/07 06:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
This is a sad fact that not very many men like to acknowledge, but the cock 'n' balls are probably the least aesthetically-pleasing external organ the human race has been graced with. And, sadly for you, heterosexual women are not blind to this fact. I know many straight girls who think the male genitalia looks ugly and silly, and as a straight man, I can't help but agree.

Washing your balls would help too. Also, do you ever go down on her? That would give you a lot of leverage.




Lol, speak for yourself bro. Girls love my cock.


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Anonymous #17

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7687596 - 11/27/07 06:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

They love mine too. I have a pretty nice dick, but that doesn't delude me into thinking penises aren't inherently funny-looking.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Girlfriend won't go down... there. [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #7687734 - 11/27/07 07:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

(Original Poster)

I ended up hiring a hooker to give me my first blowjob.

Here is the upload link.

http://www.newsfilter.org/videos/index.php?id=47045


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