Anonymous #13 said: Abortion Tek.
Stuff you will need:
Black and Decker Drill w/12 inch long 3/4 in drill bit Ice Coat Hanger Sombrero Duct Tape Polyfil Weed Plastic Sheeting Wet/Dry Shop Vac Three Six Mafia "Body Parts" track on repeat
Okay, first crank up "body Parts" on the radio. You need to focus to be able to do this. Tell the girl to lay down on the plastic sheeting cause aint no baby juice gonna fuck up your carpet YA HERD?
Okay. Now duct tape her arms and legs, with the legs spread. Now put a peice of tape over her mouth, because you dont wanna hear her bitch.
Next, and the most important step. Insert the ready made ice into her ass and pussy. Dont be shy, just jam that shit in there. We are trying to numb the potential baby fetus. Watch out, she might get turned on, in which case remove the ice from her pussy and go at it. (its not like she can get knocked up again).
Okay, now that we got her all ready, put on your sombrero. This is because you need to channel the crazy Mexican Donkey Show back alley abortionists of the past. And plus you will look so cool.
Take a break. Smoke some more weed. I know i will.
Now bend the coat hanger all crazy and use it to make a painful looking instrument. Now insert into asshole. (this is just for fun you can skip this step but why? )
Next Plug in your black and decker drill. Hook up your 12 inch long 3/4 inch bit. That should do it. Now insert the bit deep into her vagina, dont worry about her screaming and wiggling, that is just the soul of the evil unborn baby being exorcised from her body. Drill her good. Drill her like she fucked your best friend (it might be his baby anyway IMO)
Now. She might be pretty fucking mad at this point. Slap her with your dick and make her shut up. Then hook up that shop vac. Its time to suck her junk out. Don't worry, she is not dead yet. (I hope) Anyways, suck all the aborted baby fetus out. and take a minute to smoke a bowl and reflect (and to think about what to do about the body if you killed her).
Still alive? good you were successful. Now cram that gap full of polyfil to prevent contamination and to provide plenty of FAE. She should be good now, and probably not having any more of your buddies' pesky love children.
This is an amazing tek and needs to get stickied on shroomery somewhere!
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