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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Keep in mind #1, that if she has permanent damage to her reproductive system because of something you do, it could come back on you.

What happens if in ten years, she's gotten clean, she settles down, marries a nice, upper-middle class man, and suddenly realizes that her biological clock is ticking but she can't have children because of something you did to her.

Sounds like a lawsuit to me.  Have her deal with her own problems.



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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
The solution is...It's not your problem, try "not giving a fuck"




yeah she could tomater face herself

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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #13]
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planned parent hood seriously has a payment plan. i caused my ex's by stressing her out, but she was diagnosed with anxiety so that helped a lot.

good luck getting rid of that shit

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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #20]
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Just trip her down some stares. A broken wrist and a bruised back, big deal at least you killed the creature you helped spawn.

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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Anonymous #19 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
Keep in mind #1, that if she has permanent damage to her reproductive system because of something you do, it could come back on you.

What happens if in ten years, she's gotten clean, she settles down, marries a nice, upper-middle class man, and suddenly realizes that her biological clock is ticking but she can't have children because of something you did to her.

Sounds like a lawsuit to me.  Have her deal with her own problems.





10 years down it would be to late to prosecute any way. if your not ready for it and she's not willing to quit the junk to have it than it's better not being had! look around there are many depending on where your at that charge far less than 600 but that is aroun the average. but seriously they have payment plans

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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #13 said:
Abortion Tek.

Stuff you will need:

Black and Decker Drill w/12 inch long 3/4 in drill bit
Ice
Coat Hanger
Sombrero
Duct Tape
Polyfil
Weed
Plastic Sheeting
Wet/Dry Shop Vac
Three Six Mafia "Body Parts" track on repeat

Okay, first crank up "body Parts" on the radio. You need to focus to be able to do this. Tell the girl to lay down on the plastic sheeting cause aint no baby juice gonna fuck up your carpet YA HERD?

Okay. Now duct tape her arms and legs, with the legs spread. Now put a peice of tape over her mouth, because you dont wanna hear her bitch.

Next, and the most important step. Insert the ready made ice into her ass and pussy. Dont be shy, just jam that shit in there. We are trying to numb the potential baby fetus. Watch out, she might get turned on, in which case remove the ice from her pussy and go at it. (its not like she can get knocked up again).

Okay, now that we got her all ready, put on your sombrero. This is because you need to channel the crazy Mexican Donkey Show back alley abortionists of the past. And plus you will look so cool.

Take a break. Smoke some more weed. I know i will.

Now bend the coat hanger all crazy and use it to make a painful looking instrument. Now insert into asshole. (this is just for fun you can skip this step but why? :shrug:)

Next Plug in your black and decker drill. Hook up your 12 inch long 3/4 inch bit. That should do it. Now insert the bit deep into her vagina, dont worry about her screaming and wiggling, that is just the soul of the evil unborn baby being exorcised from her body. Drill her good. Drill her like she fucked your best friend (it might be his baby anyway IMO)

Now. She might be pretty fucking mad at this point. Slap her with your dick and make her shut up. Then hook up that shop vac. Its time to suck her junk out. Don't worry, she is not dead yet. (I hope) Anyways, suck all the aborted baby fetus out. and take a minute to smoke a bowl and reflect (and to think about what to do about the body if you killed her).

Still alive? good you were successful. Now cram that gap full of polyfil to prevent contamination and to provide plenty of FAE. She should be good now, and probably not having any more of your buddies' pesky love children.



This is an amazing tek and needs to get stickied on shroomery somewhere! :borat:

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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Thank you. I need to patent it. Who says you have to go to an embarrassing abortion clinic to kill your fuck trophy? do it at home. I should sell all this stuff in a ready made kit. Maybe i can get that super cool ShamWoW! guy to endorse it for me. I almost bought his slapchop and Graty because he is so cool. :shrug:

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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #1]
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lol let that bitch have  a fucked up heroin baby.


that will help her with the addiction.!

:borat:

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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #23]
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this guy has a good abortion tek. works like a charm everytime.

http://1guyand1cup.com/

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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #24]
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Uh, last I checked, RU-486 (abortion pill) is available up to 49 days gestation. Just get the pill if she's only two days late.

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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #25]
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Planned Parenthood will abort a fetus for almost no money down.

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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #26]
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Consider adoption, there are alot of folks that would love to have a child.

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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #27]
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There are too many kids to adopt already.

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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #13]
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ya, unfortunately you are stuck and can't help this person, did she try the morning after pill? Isn't that available now? Anyway I used to be hooked on H and can tell you it's nasty shit but theres a chance the baby will be normal or just underweight and it will be cranky while it detoxes but the hospital can help that and then she can alway put it up for adoption, Point is that she may need this to change, maybe having a baby is what she needs...maybe it isn't...I wouldn't try any other things than pills designed for that or you risk a retarded baby, but she will still have it...and that will be worse for her...every H addicted girl ends up giving it up for H at some point....

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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #5]
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A drug designed to kill babies with. Wow.

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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #21]
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Anonymous #21 said:
Anonymous #19 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
Keep in mind #1, that if she has permanent damage to her reproductive system because of something you do, it could come back on you.

What happens if in ten years, she's gotten clean, she settles down, marries a nice, upper-middle class man, and suddenly realizes that her biological clock is ticking but she can't have children because of something you did to her.

Sounds like a lawsuit to me.  Have her deal with her own problems.





10 years down it would be to late to prosecute any way.




If I'm not mistaken, you have to press charges within a certain amount of time of realizing that damage has been done.  Not a certain amount of time after the act.
For instance, there have been cases where women in their 40's have successfully prosecuted their fathers for sexual crimes when they were children, because the memories started surfacing and they only fully realized the damage done to them as an adult in their 40s.

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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #29]
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Anonymous #29 said:



A drug designed to kill babies with. Wow.




fuck babies.

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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #15]
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A drug designed to fuck babies?

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Re: Causing a miscarriage [Re: Anonymous #10]
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:pcp: ?

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