Marriage for me has meant 3/5 of the sex I had before, her being less horny, and she just miscarried so now I'm really not fucked. Women make such a big deal about a mass of cells that dies at less the size of a marble. And then she still wants to have kids when we have couches with huge holes and can't afford insurance. Women, I swear.
If she would just get a job. I got married because my mom, dad, her parents, and other people who had no business in the matter pressured me to. I did it to get them out of my face. And I won't have a baby to get her out of my face. Shame on me if I make that mistake again.
Oh yeah, and say good bye to girls that look like this while you're at it, cuz they gain weight, starting with the wedding cake:
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