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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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How can one person be able to make 100's of posts simultaneously?


Can't you tell people apart based on their personalities?? :what:

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I thought psychedelics users were supposed to be "laid back" and stuff.



You read and post in the wrong forums.  Get out more often.

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Why should he?

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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If we were all enlightened and shit why would we be talking to each other anonymously?

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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It's entertaining, for a variety of reasons. :thumbup:

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
No, it's because all humans are naturally pedophiles.



I like yer way of thinking there coyboy  :cheers:

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #16]
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I'm a COWboy! :mad:

:sleepingcow:

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
The shroomery is the Illuminati.



the illuminati are in contact with aliens stationed in the astroid belt but who are originally from sirius, and they can transmit quantum non-local signals that you can tune into with shrooms.

when used in this way, the shroomery isn't the illuminati, but a collection of people each of whom can lead their own conspiracy, working together towards unknowable goals orchestrated by aliens at the edge of phenomenal experience.  We aren't the illuminati, we're a collection of potential recruits to manifest the same potential of the illuminati going forward.

So of course we're uptight assholes.  We got shit to do.  Important shit, the world depends on us doing it.  We take shrooms to know our true selves and our true selves are horny lying beasts who got important shit to do on the basis of the signals we receive from the future from aliens. 

To the OP, So fuck off if you think shrooms have anything to do with being polite and chill.  Being chill is alright, but it does not get done the jobs the mushrooms want us to do.  Your ideal of being chill as the enlightened and illuminated attitude released by shrooms is a propaganda tool of the illuminati we are able to displace to keep you from bringing your visions into the world in an effective worldchanging way.  FAIL.

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #17]
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:plzdie:

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #17]
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Anonymous #17 said:
Anonymous #3 said:
The shroomery is the Illuminati.



the illuminati are in contact with aliens stationed in the astroid belt but who are originally from sirius, and they can transmit quantum non-local signals that you can tune into with shrooms.

when used in this way, the shroomery isn't the illuminati, but a collection of people each of whom can lead their own conspiracy, working together towards unknowable goals orchestrated by aliens at the edge of phenomenal experience.  We aren't the illuminati, we're a collection of potential recruits to manifest the same potential of the illuminati going forward.

So of course we're uptight assholes.  We got shit to do.  Important shit, the world depends on us doing it.  We take shrooms to know our true selves and our true selves are horny lying beasts who got important shit to do on the basis of the signals we receive from the future from aliens. 

To the OP, So fuck off if you think shrooms have anything to do with being polite and chill.  Being chill is alright, but it does not get done the jobs the mushrooms want us to do.  Your ideal of being chill as the enlightened and illuminated attitude released by shrooms is a propaganda tool of the illuminati we are able to displace to keep you from bringing your visions into the world in an effective worldchanging way.  FAIL.



What do mushrooms want you to do?
They want me to be a raveing lunatic more often than not. A positive raveing lunatic who wants to save the world, but still a lunatic.

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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:morefoil:

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
They want me to be a raveing lunatic more often than not. A positive raveing lunatic who wants to save the world, but still a lunatic.



People like you are what the world needs. Positive lunacy, not depressing normality.

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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It's secret I can't tell you.  The mushrooms would not be happy since telling you would undercut what I'm supposed to do.

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #17]
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:crankey: Your lying! The mushroom has given you powers and you don't want anyone else to have them!

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #17]
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How many times have you eaten mushrooms?

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #17]
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Okay, Im going to eat more mushrooms and see if they give me better directions than going to seemingly random faraway places and doing seemingly random abstract things.

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Tape your adventures and put them on youtube. Make sure you include a verbal commentary explaining your actions.

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
:crankey: Your lying! The mushroom has given you powers and you don't want anyone else to have them!



:uptosomething: yeah they sure did.  The mushrooms give me the powers to predict the future by realizing the best way to create it.

It's not that I don't want you to have them, it's that you can only have them if the mushrooms decide to give them to you.

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
How many times have you eaten mushrooms?



A lot.  More times then I remember.  Lots of high dose experiences.

Actually, the non-local transmission of illumination where the aliens from the edge of phenomenal experience beam my mission into my brain comes from the fourth plateau of DXM, Marijuana, and psilocybin together. But don't take my word for it, go out there and talk to them yourself.

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Re: Why are many shroomerites so uptight? [Re: Anonymous #17]
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i wondered this myself since im such a nice guy and everything i thought all shroomers were like me
but then i realized most users on here are out of touch and dont dose as often as they should
or they just use psychs to get fucked up instead of for enlightenment

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