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Pick Up Artistry
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is the shit. i love every step of the process even if i get rejected or it turns out the girl is a total bitch. its like a game, and its fucking fun and easy too. kino and kiss closing is by far my favorite part. who else here is a pua?

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:werd:

PUA for life! i've fallen off in the last month, i need to get my game back up. what do you open with? I'm tired of canned opinion-openers/

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Yeah that shit gets tired.  I've moved on to just smacking them on the ass and giving it a very hardy squeeze.  Sometimes I also wipe my two fingers against my sweaty balls and then stick them under the bitches nose and then she gives the look like "YOU CANNOT SHOOT SEMEN IN MY VAG QUICK ENOUGH RIGHT NOW" and then it's on.

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #3]
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A legend in his own mind !

Every dweeb's a stud in cyber space.

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #3]
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:rofl:

unless you're Johnny Soporno, or they're 200lbs, I'm not buying it.

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Every dweeb's a stud in cyberspace.



fucken gospel...straight up  :craven:

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
:werd:

PUA for life! i've fallen off in the last month, i need to get my game back up. what do you open with? I'm tired of canned opinion-openers/



i don't have a set opener. i think preplaned openers are dumb. they seem too cheesy or like im a fucking salesman trying to pitch. i hate salesmen.
im generally a more naturalist in my approach. i will hear a conversation and sometimes, although a bit rudely, interject my opinion. and then its like "whos this guy"? in clubs since i am a dj myself, i will often say something about the music or the venue and 9 times out of 10 it turns into a talk about the promoter, or the headliner, or how they used to go here when they were 18 ect ect. sometimes i will catch a girl nodding her head a little bit to the music or kind of half-ass dancing and i will bust on her and be like "excuse me but this is not a sidewalk this is a dancefloor, you can do better than that, girl now MOVE!". being able to dance yourself is a huge advantage.

i go for really easy and stress free approaches since i am the nervous type and my body language can tell on me . i try a lot to play off my surroundings and get a feel for what the girl is really there for. no thinking in my head "ok im gonna say this to her....". just feel it out. having a wingman for support is a must for newbs like myself you wouldn't believe how much easier it is. just make sure you agree on your distinctive targets, and aren't trying to pull the same woman.

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #1]
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yeah i've had more success running natural game as well for opening. i love DHV-Kino-Comfort-Close though. a good cold read is always a plus, i love the Cube.

wingmen are the shit, unfortunately the only other person I knew who was into PUA moved 3 hours away, and all my AFC friends just fuck everything up and try to go after my targets.

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #2]
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if you guys are still talking in 3 letter acronyms i highly doubt you know anything about women, just 'the game.'

time to grow up.

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
if you guys are still talking in 3 letter acronyms i highly doubt you know anything about women, just 'the game.'

time to grow up.



Didn't you read more of the OP's posts?

He's a dj.  Holy shit!  a fucking DJ.  That means the guy gets to party all the time which is awesome lol!

Now, in 10 years when the guy is still partying with no future and living with his mom.....I guess thats a different story.

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #6]
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my thoughts EXACTLY  :lol:

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #6]
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i know how to pick them up, which is more than a lot of guys know. im not totally opposed to having a g/f either, it just doesnt ever happen for me, so i adapted to meeting them at bars.

and im only 21, i dont need to grow up for a while. :shrug:

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Anonymous #6 said:
if you guys are still talking in 3 letter acronyms i highly doubt you know anything about women, just 'the game.'

time to grow up.



Didn't you read more of the OP's posts?

He's a dj.  Holy shit!  a fucking DJ.  That means the guy gets to party all the time which is awesome lol!

Now, in 10 years when the guy is still partying with no future and living with his mom.....I guess thats a different story.



LOL everyone and their grandmother is a dj nowadays. you act like i think its something special. :rofl2:

im not a dj by career. if i was id be broke and starving. hell most of my gigs are unpaid i just do it for fun. i don't party all the time, just in the summer when the outdoor festival season starts. i go to a dubstep monthly or two and thats the extent of my clubbing. 
way to make a misjudgement on someone based on one of their pasttimes...

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
LOL everyone and their grandmother is a dj nowadays. you act like i think its something special. :rofl2:

im not a dj by career. if i was id be broke and starving. hell most of my gigs are unpaid i just do it for fun. i don't party all the time, just in the summer when the outdoor festival season starts. i go to a dubstep monthly or two and thats the extent of my clubbing. 
way to make a misjudgement on someone based on one of their pasttimes...



You're correct.  My sincere apologies.

Its just when you start a thread titled "pickup artistry" and go into depth about Djing and picking up women you come off as a pretentious ass.  Which, apparently you are not.

Sorry for the misjudgement.

Edited by Anonymous (02/17/09 02:22 PM)

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
LOL everyone and their grandmother is a dj nowadays. you act like i think its something special. :rofl2:

im not a dj by career. if i was id be broke and starving. hell most of my gigs are unpaid i just do it for fun. i don't party all the time, just in the summer when the outdoor festival season starts. i go to a dubstep monthly or two and thats the extent of my clubbing. 
way to make a misjudgement on someone based on one of their pasttimes...



You're correct.  My sincere apologies.

Its just when you start a thread titled "pickup artistry" and go into depth about Djing and picking up women you come off as a pretentious ass.  Which, apparently you are not.

Sorry for the misjudgement.



LOL. i can see if you werent into PUA how i could come off like that.
and to tell you the truth i haven't truly picked up any women yet, as in meet in club, go home, fuck.  just a few numbers, a few makeout sessions and some future prospects.

but really i am a newb at this i just like to talk to other PUAs and i know there are a lot here on the shroomery. i am not a ugly guy by any means, but i am extremely shy and until recently i was the posterchild of the 'AFC'; the average frustrated chump. i naturally lacked "game" or whatever it is you call it. i met all my ex girlfriends by sheer luck.  PUA has given me more confidence and helped me talk to girls i would normally not approach as a total stranger. its about expanding your horizons:yesnod:

Edited by Anonymous (02/17/09 02:47 PM)

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #1]
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This Pick Up Artistry, at first, struck me as really gay and full of faggotry, however upon further research, it seems to be a somewhat useful model of social interactions and female psychology.  It is quite interesting. :strokebeard2:

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #3]
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one of my best friends got real into PUA after he read the Art of Seduction.  It is amazing how effective it can be on certain types of women.  He became a totally different person after he read it though. I'd rather be myself than fuck with people in the head to get into their pants.

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #8]
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It's especially fun to use PUA and related techniques to get the girls to do stuff they've never done before.  Fuck PUA to score chicks, use PUA techniques to get them to do A2M when they've never done anal.

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
one of my best friends got real into PUA after he read the Art of Seduction.  It is amazing how effective it can be on certain types of women.  He became a totally different person after he read it though. I'd rather be myself than fuck with people in the head to get into their pants.



its a thin line, really. i can say it has changed me, and i can tell some people i know don't like the change, but it has all been positive for me. i have a lot more confidence, so i act differently in situations now.

its not necessarily 'fucking with people in the head to get in their pants' either, i think that is a common misconception. my goal in expanding my PUA abilities is not to be a player/pimp, and i dont want to hurt any of the girls i pick up. i use it to have fun and meet beautiful women, nothing more. its not like i repeat the same thing over and over, pitching the women sales style. i just use certain tactics at certain times to build attraction. 90% of my interaction with said females is genuinely me.

ultimately, i want to make sure that the next time i meet a girl that i really like, i will be able to get her.

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Re: Pick Up Artistry [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Quote:
Anonymous #2 said:.

its not necessarily 'fucking with people in the head to get in their pants' either, i think that is a common misconception. my goal in expanding my PUA abilities is not to be a player/pimp, and i dont want to hurt any of the girls i pick up.

90% of my interaction with said females is genuinely me.

ultimately, i want to make sure that the next time i meet a girl that i really like, i will be able to get her.



dude i feel the exact same way :yesnod: i can agree with all of this


especially about the changing part. i have a friend who has become somewhat of an asshole due to PUA. its not his fault, his personality was set up for it. he went from being a guy who never had a girlfriend in his life and just fucked some random chicks to having a really nice young pretty girl who actually wanted a relationship. now he is bored and wants to go sarge other women. :smirk:

now i want to share with you my own personal success of late. she was a nice 8, latina, that i met through a female friend. i didn't cube her or anything like that but built rapport and trust through zodiac conversation. girls , even though they may not buy it, are all somewhat interested in astrology. you can use your knowledge of it to skip several layers of trust. i looked up her star chart both for  fun (and to satisfy my own curiosity) she was really into it and got the IOIs that i needed. i waited two days, then i caught her and my friend on their way out going to a basketball game. we chilled, smoked a bowl and i told them i was going to a movie later on and they could come with after the game. very important:  i did not ask, i told her what i was doing. essentially i gave her permission and that builds value. if she was interested she would comply. if not she would ditch me.

My friend called me way too close to the movie time and i was like "fuck, we only have 10 minutes". she told me they would go with me tomorrow, that they were tired. this is where i took control of the situation and i said " look i think im just gonna go to the drum circle instead, you guys can do whatever." they complied and showed up at my house 10 minutes later. the 8 pulled up in her car with my friend. i offered to drive her car since she didn't know the way and she let me. this let me know i was already high up on the trust tier.

we got to the venue and i immediately started kino.  old friends rushed up and i hugged them and introduced them to the 8 and my friend. surprisingly enough, the 8 knew one of my friends, the most dreaded out hippie dude in the place selling trinkets and handbags. he was her sisters ex boyfriend. turns out her older sister is a total hippie. +1 for the 8 :flowerchild:. i moved the focus of the kino to the 8 and i unlocked the lower three levels of kino by starting off in a higher tier. the only way she could hear me through the drumming was by talking to her with my face pressed against hers. it may not seem like it but this is high level kino, if you can do that several times you are set for a kiss close.

we left and she kept telling me how much fun she had. we got back to my house and i let my friend in to use the bathroom. during this time i isolated the 8 and number closed. i said "so who were you texting all night?" she laughed and insisted that she was trying to get ahold of her sister to tell her to come out. i said "so why don't you text me your number?" thats when she offered to just give me her number. very key is to make them give you the number. that was followed immediately by some brief tongue action. not too much though, just enough to get her hooked. :evil:. the end!

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