My roomie is a cool guy sometimes.
but... for the most part he's a whiney fag who wants to always act like the victim and does inconsiderate things.
My list:
- Use the clippers he trims his beard with to trim my pubes on a regular basis.
- Use his bathroom to take the biggest craps of my life. Then let him deal with a clogged toilet 3 yards from his bed.
- Wipe my ass on the washcloth in his shower, refold it so the nasty part is hidden.
- Wipe my ass with the frilly decorative hand towels and refolding them so the nasty part is hidden. This usually doesn't come to surface until we have a party and someone uses the towel to dry their hands, thus unfolding it. Then he just sees a shitty hand towel and assumes that someone else did it.
- On my days off, if he has any dirty laundry in the basement I throw it on the basement floor. Which wouldn't be a big deal if my cats have this thing where they piss on dirty clothes left in the floor of the basement. Then I put it back in the laundry basket. When he gripes about it I just shrug and say he it's a fact the cats will pee on clothes left in the basement. Sometimes I do this with his clean clothes if he left some in a basket.
- I haven't bought toilet paper in over a year. Well, I don't really need to buy paper products cuz my dad works at a paper mill, so I have a box from his work in my supply area... which I fill with unwrapped rolls from his supply. The sad thing is I really can get free toilet paper anyway, I just can't be arsed with going to my parents and getting a case.
- I fart in his 2 liter bottles of pop. I don't drink pop anyway, so it doesn't look strange that I never drink it.
- I fart on his pillows, or sometimes under his blankets.
I can't really think of anything else.
The sad part is since I pay my rent/bills on time every month for the past 2 years, and I don't make it obvious I invade his privacy, and keep the house tidy... he always raves about how I'm the best roomie he ever had.
What have you guys done?
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