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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: Green_T]
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green_titan said:
With big chain stores, they usually take the inventory discrepancies and take it out of the paychecks of the people who work at the store so the chain doesn't lose any money. My aunt used to work at Nordstroms and she would get really pissed at the end of the year because they would take money out of her paycheck because other people stole shit.




im actually sorry to hear that...  i thought those pricks just raised the price of their product to cover w.e anyone stole...  but instead they deduct it from the hard working employee's check??  this i find hard to believe but i am sorry if it is true.


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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: Liquidkick]
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Liquidkick said:
what about a thief that steals an expensive painting?  are they "cool"?



can you say life...


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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
Platinum said:
you suck



Excellent use of the reply feature. :rotfl:



haha oops. thats too funny to change so im going to just leave it.

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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: Platinum]
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Platinum said:
blewmeanie said:
Platinum said:
you suck



Excellent use of the reply feature. :rotfl:



haha oops. thats too funny to change so im going to just leave it.





pussy


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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: Platinum]
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I have always had the desire for petty theft from department stores, but never the balls or slickness required.  I'm just not as smooth of an operator as I would like to be. 

I do think whatever you steal is just incorporated into the price of other things, so either you or somebody else ends up paying for it anyways, which isn't really cool, but you are also paying for some fuckwad CEO to have 23 houses in 18 countries, 19 cars, etc, etc...so it's all relative.

My friends used to steal Playstation and X-box games from blockbuster by just dumping the plastic shell and cd in their pants, and then have somebody open the front door for them to walk out so they didn't have to go through the security towers.  The would hit up every Blockbuster in S. Fla and made a couple grand doing it.  I wonder whatever happened to those guys....


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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: lexmark]
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lexmark said:
green_titan said:
With big chain stores, they usually take the inventory discrepancies and take it out of the paychecks of the people who work at the store so the chain doesn't lose any money. My aunt used to work at Nordstroms and she would get really pissed at the end of the year because they would take money out of her paycheck because other people stole shit.




im actually sorry to hear that...  i thought those pricks just raised the price of their product to cover w.e anyone stole...  but instead they deduct it from the hard working employee's check??  this i find hard to believe but i am sorry if it is true.



Motivation for the employees to watch for thieves. Companies don't like to lose money, no matter who the company is. Different companies take different approaches to coping with losses.

I used to work for Big Lots, but after the most recent 'shrink', which is adding up all the lost, stolen, and damaged merchandise, they got closed down. They had hired security guards to watch the exits during the final months.

Now, at Staples, we do daily pull lists to make sure our counts are correct. Two fold process. First, it helps keep us organized and makes inventory easy. Two, when counts start to get off with no explanation, the employees are told to watch those areas more closely. There's enough paranoia from thieves that almost every employee is considered suspect. Bag checks, etc.

I'm not condemning those who steal, but to think it doesn't have an effect on more than just the big wigs of the company is naive.


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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: jazzillion]
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^^ i'm guessing they got caught and paid 5k in fines, that is stealing for profit which is against my books...


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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: Brainiac]
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Braniac, you are a thief. If you have any doubt, check the disclaimer of the website from which you swiped the following text:
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More than $13 billion worth of goods are stolen from retailers each year. That's more than $35 million per day.
There are approximately 27 million shoplifters (or 1 in 11 people) in our nation today. More than 10 million people have been caught shoplifting in the last five years.

Shoplifting affects more than the offender. It overburdens the police and the courts, adds to a store's security expenses, costs consumers more for goods, costs communities lost dollars in sales taxes and hurts children and families.

Shoplifters steal from all types of stores including department stores, specialty shops, supermarkets, drug stores, discounters, music stores, convenience stores and thrift shops.

There is no profile of a typical shoplifter. Men and women shoplift about equally as often.

Approximately 25 percent of shoplifters are kids, 75 percent are adults. 55 percent of adult shoplifters say they started shoplifting in their teens.

Many shoplifters buy and steal merchandise in the same visit. Shoplifters commonly steal from $2 to $200 per incident depending upon the type of store and item(s) chosen.

Shoplifting is often not a premeditated crime. 73 percent of adult and 72 percent of juvenile shoplifters don't plan to steal in advance.

89 percent of kids say they know other kids who shoplift. 66 percent say they hang out with those kids.

Shoplifters say they are caught an average of only once in every 48 times they steal. They are turned over to the police 50 percent of the time.

Approximately 3 percent of shoplifters are "professionals" who steal solely for resale or profit as a business. These include drug addicts who steal to feed their habit, hardened professionals who steal as a life-style and international shoplifting gangs who steal for profit as a business. "Professional" shoplifters are responsible for 10 percent of the total dollar losses.

The vast majority of shoplifters are "non-professionals" who steal, not out of criminal intent, financial need or greed but as a response to social and personal pressures in their life.

      The excitement generated from "getting away with it" produces a chemical reaction resulting in what shoplifters describe as an incredible "rush" or "high" feeling. Many shoplifters will tell you that this high is their "true reward," rather than the merchandise itself.

      Drug addicts, who have become addicted to shoplifting, describe shoplifting as equally addicting as drugs.

      57 percent of adults and 33 percent of juveniles say it is hard for them to stop shoplifting even after getting caught.

      Most non-professional shoplifters don't commit other types of crimes. They'll never steal an ashtray from your house and will return to you a $20 bill you may have dropped. Their criminal activity is restricted to shoplifting and therefore, any rehabilitation program should be "offense-specific" for this crime.

Habitual shoplifters steal an average of 1.6 times per week.



The site can be found here:  http://www.shopliftingprevention.org/WhatNASPOffers/NRC/PublicEducStats.htm

And the disclaimer clearly reads:
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While we welcome you to share these statistics with others, we remind you that doing so without proper attribution to our non-profit organization is a violation of our copyright. These statistics are the result of years of research with thousands of shoplifting offenders and are the property of NASP. So go ahead, we invite you to share but proper attribution, including website links, must be given – for approved attribution statements and links click here.



No credit given. Thieves suck. So do hypocrites.

SB

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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: SillyButtons]
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booyah


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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: blewmeanie]
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rofl! nice chart


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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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I steal intellectual and digital property all the time :cool:. Thoughts, ideas, art, movies, video games etc.

If I tell someone I invented the Pythagorean theorem without giving Pythagoras full credit, am I stealing his idea.

The world is a free market of ideas and information, I for one feel those should be shared free of charge. (physical property is another matter)

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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: lexmark]
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the largest thing ive ever stolen was a pair of pants from Express. They cost $120 and they didn't have the anti-theft device thing on it. The plastic things that are like pins and snap together over part of the pants... that thingy. So I put the pair I wanted on, and just put the pair of pants I was already wearing on top and just walked out. Easiest thing ever.

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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: lexmark]
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Big retail actually throws away more product a year than gets stolen from them. Things get damaged, or things get recalled, then they are just thrown away. I worked at Lowe's for 8 years and we threw away thousands of dollars worth of stuff every week. Whenever there was a reset, we threw away the display most of the time. Whenever there was a buy back, the merchandiser had us throw away all the product. If something is returned, the stores just throw it away alot, then get credit from the manufacturer. Thief's have nothing on the amount of waste the store did to itself. I never cared if someone pocketed something and i saw, because the store manager was sneaking out hot tubs for 50$ out the back door. The managers are responsible for alot of the money issues that the stores have, mostly because they don't give a shit.

If you went in to by a box of screws at Lowe's, but decided to steal them instead, no one cares except the loss prevention manager. He or she would only care to stop you because it looks good on their record at the office. The loss prevention manager was there mostly to control the store from loosing money by being wasteful, and breaking things that cost WAY more than people stealing. Managers themselves get bonuses if they have less "shrink", but if they have to much, they don't get the money. so in fact, no money is really lost anyways, because it just gets put into bonuses. Each store has a "shrink" amount for the year, and it doesn't matter if they fill it or not, because its already taken into account.

People stealing merchandise does not effect employees paychecks at all. Thats just plain ridiculous. In a big business setting, they have more stores open across the united states than needed. They run stores at a loss, but consider it fine because they have one more store open that makes them more in control of the market in the area. They waste more money doing that, than they lose in theft big time. I would not feel bad at all if i ever stole from a big business store. I never do because i don't want to get caught. thats pretty much the only reason lol. If i could get away with emptying a best buy, i don't think i could think of enough reasons not to. It isn't going to make or break them at all, it isn't even going to put a dent into their budget at a whole.

Stealing isn't the best option, but if you have to you have to. If you steal just to get your rocks off, just do it at a big store that wouldn't even notice. I'm not saying its completely right, but I'm not condemning people who do it either. wow i ranted quit a bit lol.


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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: SillyButtons]
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SillyButtons said:
No credit given. Thieves suck. So do hypocrites.



Epic.


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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: blewmeanie]
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My friend used to steal all of the Robotussin bottles from a CVS store and eventually they just stopped selling them cause he did it so much.


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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: Serdal]
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Hoodies with big pockets in the front work good.  I steal batteries because its a fucking scam how much they charge.


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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: Serdal]
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Kada nailed it and wrote out exactly what I was too lazy to.  Don't feel bad for the corporations, they don't feel bad for you.


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"Consciousness is the Universe recognizing itself." Once we perceive that everything is conscious we can then ask, "How does consciousness take all these varied forms?" - The Primacy of Consciousness by Peter Russell

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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: jazzillion]
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jazzillion said:
Don't feel bad for the corporations, they don't feel bad for you.



That's because corporations are legal entities, not people.  But those entities do always represent the interests and livelihoods of actual, genuine people.  If you want to steal, steal.  But don't pretend it's anything but an utterly selfish thing to do.


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: I suck at shoplifting [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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WhiskeyClone said: But don't pretend it's anything but an utterly selfish thing to do.



What if I steal from the rich and give to the poor?


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