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Re: using dry semen to attract females [Re: Anonymous #2]
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It works...I masturbate while driving so my boxers and pants crust with it as the night goes on. Piss also does wonders. Take a bath and have a full pee in it, you'll be surprised at the amount of girls who are attracted ot you. It cant be an overt over the top piss smell; but just enough to work on the subconsciouse.

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Re: using dry semen to attract females [Re: Anonymous #18]
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for the record, i LOVED how my gf's sweat smelled.

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Re: using dry semen to attract females [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous #16 said:
Anonymous #13 said:
I heard that if you walk up to a chick, whip out the member,  and start beating it like it owes you money you will get laid for sure.


No no no, you're supposed to whip it out and start beating her with it.  Mushroom-shaped welts FTW!


I believe that is referred to as a mushroom stamp.
Mushroom stamps should be given everytime you meet a new chick. Unless she is fat or she is fat.

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Re: using dry semen to attract females [Re: Anonymous #12]
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substitute your normal toothpaste with a semen & baking soda mixture. females pick up on the scent when you speak to them. :thumbup:

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Re: using dry semen to attract females [Re: Anonymous #20]
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Most girls would not find it attractive. They are more likly to think you are not all there in the head because you don't have the self awareness to not show up in public without having gotten all the cum cleaned off urself first, lol.

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Re: using dry semen to attract females [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous #16 said:
Anonymous #13 said:
I heard that if you walk up to a chick, whip out the member,  and start beating it like it owes you money you will get laid for sure.


No no no, you're supposed to whip it out and start beating her with it.  Mushroom-shaped welts FTW!


Oh yeah!!

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Re: using dry semen to attract females [Re: Anonymous #21]
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Anonymous #21 said:
Most girls would not find it attractive. They are more likly to think you are not all there in the head because you don't have the self awareness to not show up in public without having gotten all the cum cleaned off urself first, lol.


that is what I thought, and why I will never try it.

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