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Serious Question -- Might have girl over
    #8870875 -

Hey I was kinda drunk a few nights ago and this girl texted me so we texted for like 30 messages and eventually she was going to come over today and drink some beer with me.  I haven't seen her in 1 year + so it might be kinda awkward.... (beer might help).

Should I have her over anyway and just try to surpass the awkwardness?

I think she's a year younger than me (legal) and I haven't had sex for a while... so what should i do?

And would it be wise to clean my whole house (as fast as I can)?

This is a serious question, btw. :laugh: thnx shroomery

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
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clean your damn house and get her over there already

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Sure, go clean. It can't hurt.

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Noted.

Gotta wait for a stupid fucking beer buyer!!!! :frown:

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Don't drink a lot.  Drink only enough to lubricate the social awkwardness.

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8870944 -

Alright, that's probably what I was going to go for anyway. 

A+ advice so far

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
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On the same topic, what are some things to do to get the night started?

There's like nothing to do in my house, i don't have any new movies or anything :eek:

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Is conversation out of the question?

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #5]
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I'm kind of bad at it.... lol

But you're right, i guess

I still like to have something going on in the background for those awkward silences.

I'm not a womanizer by any means. :/  Actually, I'm pretty fuckin nervous

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Play some music. Show off your good taste, unless you have shitty preferences.
Are there any fun activities in your area you could suggest if things take a turn for snoozeville? Mini-golf, a movie theater, swimming, etc?
Beer and music will probably be enough to keep you guys entertained. Just ask her a lot of questions and pay attention. :tongue:

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Be naked when she shows up. That should effectively squash any awkwardness.

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Clean up the place etc. and jek off before she gets there so your not walkin around with a loaded gun.

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Clean up the place etc. and jek off before she gets there so your not walkin around with a loaded gun.


is this honestly a good idea? lol

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Yeah clean up the house and if there's nothing else to do around town then go out with her to rent a few movies. If you haven't seen her in a year then I'm sure you two have plenty to talk about, have a beer or two to loosen up and just talk while the movies are playing in the background.

Let her drink as much as she wants but like #4 said you shouldn't drink a lot, it might turn out she just wants to catch up with you and chill so you don't want to be drunk, horny and trying to make a move you'll regret later. Don't plan on getting laid, just plan on having a good time with an old friend, that way if it doesn't happen you won't be disappointed.

Have fun!

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
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We're going to need to see some pics of said girl before coming to a solid decision on the matter.

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #9]
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I don't have any.

I haven't even seen her in 1 yr. + which makes me skeptical of her looks

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Oh damn, well that is no good. Have fun with your game of Russian Roulette.

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Don't think about trying to have sex with her the whole time, she'll pick up the desperate vibe and get turned off for sure.  Focus on being good company/conversation and just have a good time.  If you hit it off, all the better, but if you're thinking about scoring that's not as likely to happen.

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Get her drunk and fuck her. That is, if she hasn't gained 100 lbs over the past year.

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Yeah I hear that.

I don't know why i'm hesitant about this :/ time gap maybe...

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