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Introducing Mad Hatter NYC
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Hey all I have been lurking around here for some time now and I figure it's time to register, so here I am. I figure some of you guys would like to hear about me so here comes my life story (I actually think it's a interesting read so hope you enjoy)

I was born in NYC 18 years ago. My parents died when I was 10 in a mugging.At that age I should of been put into a foster home or something but somehow I slipped through the cracks / I kinda ran away, and ended up a homeless 10 year old. Life wasn't really easy for a homeless 10 year old. After about a week of being homeless I stumbled upon a carnival. I decided at that young age that I would "Live" at the carnival. For the following week I wandered around the carnival not doing anything. I had no cash. I mostly would just look at the free shows/rides/ and I figured at the carnival no people would question what a 10 year old was doing there. They would just figure I was there with my parents.

A few days at the carnival I had met some of the carnies kids. They ranged from all ages from 5-18.....A very "strange bunch of people"....They informed me that in about a week the carnival would be leaving and they told me stories about how they travel throughout the entire country. It seemed like a dream come true. I was a little kid and I figured "Damn you're at the carnival 24/7 and just play games/hang out/ ride the rides"...I can't really describe what happen as I'm not 100% sure but you could say I was "adopted" by 1 of the younger carnies. The man was named Jim and he kinda took me under his wing, gave me a job, took care of me. He was a nice guy never did anything to make me think otherwise but the events that followed as a result of joining the carnival could only be described as "evil".

I imagine it's well known but carnies tend to be run away criminals or ex-cons. We all got payed under the counter and many illegal activity's were taking place on the road and during the carnivals. I spent 7 years touring around the USA with the carnival. I will not get into 2 much detail but the carnies or at least the ones i was touring with were like a rolling psychedelic factory. Mushrooms / LSD/ Mescaline/ Meth/ Cocaine/ Heroin/ and any other drug you could name were available 24/7 and you could think of the carnival as a huge distributor of drugs that would travel the US. I first smoked marijuana when I was 14 years old. Honestly I didn't find it that fun although I still do it daily to this day. I was always looking for a bit of a stronger drug but I wasn't interested in Coke/Heroin/Meth/etc.
On my 16th birthday I was hanging out with this other kid who was 16 named Seth. Seth worked the fun house. He had been a pretty big distributor of LSD for as long as I knew him even in his younger years. I was helping him run the fun house that day since his dad was sick. We got to talking about LSD and he started telling me about "tripping"....I was always interested in it but never knew it was "harmless" (To your physical body)....I always heard your brain would bleed and all that other BS. But after he told me the facts I was much more interested in it and thought I would give it a try. At 2 AM the carnival was coming to a close and his Seth's Dad was taking over the fun house so me and Seth decided to go back to his trailer. Once I got in there I see sheets upon sheets upon sheets of Mad Hatter Blotters. He asks if i want some and I say yes. I pick up 1 of the tabs and say "Well here it goes"...Seth stopped me and said nah that is nothing were gonna do Thumbprints...I had no clue at the time what I was getting myself into. Seth went into another room where I heard they produced the shit. He comes out with the stuff layed out on this tile like surface. He said "Do as I do"....He licked his finger put his finger onto the substance and then licked it again. At the time I figured we were doing what everyone does just not on a blotter. I did it and as soon as It touched me I could feel it. Within 4-5 minutes I was on the floor tripping. I can't even describe the experience and even to this day I can feel it. I wish I could describe the experience but it was just color / designs followed by the sensation of melting into the universe and just not existing.

Following that experience I tried mushrooms. The next year was filled with weekly trips of extremely high doses. I would go into more detail but for legal reasons I cannot. I will say the carnies on the most part were a bunch of scum bags and all there dirty deeds finally got back to them and after a "BIG PROBLEM" in the carnival the entire staff got fired. I do not keep in touch with any of them and I moved back to NYC. The money I got from working the carnival/my side business ^.^ earned me enough to live on my own. I am currently living in Manhattan in a 1 room apartment. Life is pretty good right now. Going to be going to college for Chemistry. Unfortunately I have completely lost contact with most my old carnie crew. I have not had the chance to indulge in the "sacrament" of LSD in over 3 months and honestly it's driving me a bit insane. After having it available 24/7 and then suddenly going to No access has made me very upset but I figure it will find me eventually. Well guys thats pretty much it. You can expect to see some crazy stories coming your way b/c when you're hanging with carnies crazy shit goes down.
-Mad Hatter NYC

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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: Mad Hatter NYC]
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:cop:


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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: blewmeanie]
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Sorry there buddy lol im no cop. Not asking for a hook up nor would I even want to meet up with someone I met online

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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: Mad Hatter NYC]
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Welcome. That's a pretty interesting story.

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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: Mad Hatter NYC]
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Nice cover story.

I hope everything works out.


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Alcoholics Anonymous

Narcotics Anonymous

Get help, help is free and available 24/7/365.

God bless you all and I hope you receive the help you need to turn away from your lives of sin.

Mushrooms and drugs make you gay, you can reverse this homosexual condition with rehab, get help! Stop being gay!

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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: Mad Hatter NYC]
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Let's hear some nasty carnie sex stories. I bet they get all sorts of crazy in their trailers.

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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
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sorry man lol don't have many ones you would want to hear. There was guy who got caught boning his daugther

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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: Mad Hatter NYC]
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Creative.

He clearly read the thumbprint thread.:rolleyes:

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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: Mad Hatter NYC]
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Reasons you are clearly a cop:

1. Your childhood story is essentially the plot of Batman
2. The way you said LSD is "harmless." Way to use quotation marks copper
3. 16 carnies do not manufacture LSD
4. You didn't like pot
5. You admitted to taking a massive dose of LSD but can't talk about doing high doses because of "legal reasons"
6. Even if your story is all true the carnies got busted, which means they knew about you, which means they might have made you into a snitch


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Make my Funk the P Funk, I wants to get Funked up

LAGM2024

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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: Gastronomicus]
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:cop:
I says it again.


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The Prophecy!

Learn To Code

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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: Mad Hatter NYC]
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Nice story.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: Gastronomicus]
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Haha, after the parents killed in a mugging, I was thinking he was Batman.

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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
:cop:
I says it again.



:detectivescrotes:


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: Mad Hatter NYC]
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i dont think you're a cop, juts someone with an elaborately made up story to get people all up on their toes about you.

anyway, if you are a cop, well you did a terrible job covering up, and if you're not a cop, welcome.


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soft silly music is meaningful, magical :heartpump:

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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: Brugman]
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Not that I agree or disagree with any of these arguments, but I've never been a fan of weed either. I'd eat shrooms any day, but stoned is never a feeling I prefer.

Just saying...


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"The most violent element in society is ignorance." -Emma Goldman

Edited by SeattleLove (06/02/08 09:13 PM)

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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: SeattleLove]
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But do you smoke it daily, then?

This story just doesn't make sense.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: circularvortex]
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He's probably telling his sergeant right now how all the druggies saw through their elaborate scheme


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Make my Funk the P Funk, I wants to get Funked up

LAGM2024

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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: Gastronomicus]
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:chiefwiggum:  :bouncysmoke:  :chiefwiggum:


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So good to see you, I've missed you so much.


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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: Mad Hatter NYC]
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Any carnie worth his weight in chewing tobacco has gotta have at least a few tales of boning townie girls, of *legal age* of course --wink wink---

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Re: Introducing Mad Hatter NYC [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
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I would feel really bad if it wasn't a cop though, talk about your warm and fuzzy reception.

:heart::mushroom2::heart:


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"The most violent element in society is ignorance." -Emma Goldman

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