Shaq & Billiam’s Secret Weapon
As Shaq was flipping the burger to cook it properly Billiam had a light bulb go off in his head. He gets a lot of angry customers that he can’t stand. Therefore he does unimaginable things to their food. He thought he’s done it all.
Everything from spitting, pissing, and shitting on their burgers.
You might be thinking, don’t the customers come back and beat the living shit out of Billiam? The answer is no thus far because he’s always very careful as to what customer’s food he sabotages.
What Billiam does is he always examines the person’s license plate as they drive up to the window. If they’re out of state then that’s a good thing because it most likely means they won’t come back assuming they don’t eat the food right away.
Most people are neutral or good natured who come through the drive-thru though so Billiam has only felt the need to commit these acts several times.
But there is a certain breed of homo sapien out there that is a viral entity looking to infect everyone in their path for it is their nature to do so.
Billiam feels he’s obligated to stop or slow down this virus as much as possible so he doesn’t feel anything he’s doing is negative.
These things would fulfill the ordinary person’s idea of revenge. But Shaq and Billiam weren’t ordinary people. They liked to push things to the absolute limit in everything they did.
It was a gloomy overcast day in 9:23 in the morning and Billiam just clocked in and got his drive-thru gear on and got ready for the day ahead of him.
Today Billiam was in a good mood for it was Friday and he had the weekend ahead of him. But sure enough his first customer of the day was a complete asshole. Billiam decided to take out his secret weapon; PCP (Phencyclidine) or “Angel Dust”. Billiam has never ingested this substance before but he heard it induces disassociated psychotic delusions in the user. Shaq and Billiam decided this was the ultimate form of revenge. Shaq flipped the burgers while Billiam dropped the PCP on the tomatoes.
Billiam then slapped together the burger in a hastily manner. We then put it in the paper bag and handed it to the customer and said “thank you, enjoy your burger, me and my friend Shaq put a lot of love into its creation.”
About 4 hours later it was Shaq’s and Billiam’s lunch break. Shaq cooked up their favorite recipe of burger. They enjoyed their lunch break very much as they knew the customer was probably doing crazy shit induced by the PCP in the burger.
They both cleaned up their plates and clocked back in. But as Shaq was flipping the burgers they had the sabotaged customer walk through the front door. She yelled “Where’s my fucking tomatoes, without tomatoes my burger is fucking worthless!” Billiam then got a strange tingling sensation throughout his body. He felt like he was floating and reality seemed to be fading away in a very scary way. Shaq then looked over at me and said “Let’s get the fuck out of here now!”
We ran out of the store and we kept getting higher and higher and higher. It wasn’t going to let off anytime soon. The next thing Billiam remembered was waking up in a straight jacket in a white room.
Next Billiam’s parents came in and were questioning him. Billiam didn’t remember anything they said but it seemed like they were disappointed in him greatly. Billiam then went to sleep. He then woke up and was greeted by this man in white clothing.
He said “your family is here to see you”. They explained to him that he brutally killed 28 people. Shaq was one of the people he destroyed. They said to Billiam that he should get used to this white room for this will be his home for the rest of my life. The End
In the story “Shaq & Billiam’s Secret Weapon” I tried to use a modern setting while still delivering the gothic agenda. The setting was in a fast food joint with a couple of guys named Shaq and Billiam.
They both hated their jobs and the customers that made them hate their life more by being jerks. They have done all sorts of disgusting things to people’s food.
In the first paragraph Billiam has an idea that would outweigh all his others in terms of sabotage of people’s food. This idea Billiam had been to put PCP in their next mean customer’s food. Billiam had never done PCP but heard it really messes you up and causes one to have extremely realistic delusions.
Billiam and Shaq always made sure to execute their plans in an efficient and safe manner. Some of the ways in which they did so was to examine the license plates of the customers and make sure they’re out of state dramatically lowering the chance of getting caught. This story clearly doesn’t take place in the 1750-1820 period. However this story falls under the gothic genre for it shows how a negative thought can really turn on you in a horrific way.
Billiam and Shaq are good friends and work at the same fast food joint. They really dislike their jobs but they have to do it to make it through life. They meant to have a good time by way of revenge through putting PCP on their mean customer’s burger.
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