Anonymous said:
Fat girls are usually AMAZING at giving head. It's because they have to try hard to get attention and they're willing to do anything to please.
Now when it comes to fucking fat girls (by the way I have a decent amount of experience with this) ...it's not so bad. Sure, they're not super-models. But, you'll still get off. 
Here's how my typical experience with a fat girl has gone:
You meet the girl. She's usually a friend of a friend and you're at a bar or party where alcohol is a factor. She takes a liking to you. She's lonely and desperate and it's obvious. You start talking to her and within 20 seconds you realize that you are going to at least get a blowjob off of or get laid by said girl.
So, we usually end up going back to her place. We sit on her couch and try to make it seem like we're just "hanging out" but we both damn well know that I'm about to drill her out. We start kissing and such. I need to be careful at how we position ourselves because she could easily injure me (I'm barely 140 pounds). Then we move to her bedroom. I put my hands up her shirt and I need to navigate past a beach ball sized gut to get to her boobs. The usual stuff follows (she puts her hand down my pants, I finger her, etc..). Then she says, "Let's have sex".
This is where it gets weird. The girl outweighs me by a good 60 pounds but I know I'm going to hit it anyway. I'm thinking, "Here I go again". She takes off her clothes and I do the same. I crawl on top of her like she's some cellulite-filled bean bag. The girl is nasty but I'm horny enough to ignore that feeling. Sometimes I have to close my eyes and imagine I'm somewhere else. She pants, "I'm on the pill...cum in me". So, I do it. Then I leave. She's like, "What's your number". I sometimes give her a fake one.
Fuck.
I declare this on the top 3 most pathetic threads I've read this year.
Congratulations, you suck! 
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